I write this column to make jokes and express my political ideas. Please do not bother me with stupid "I saw my boy friend making out with my sister, should I still go out with him, should I go out with my sister, or should i date my Dad?" That is for Jerry Springer. If you do send me questions that I do not deem worthy I will mock you until you cry. Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny for everybody else
Nota Bene: If you find yourself offended after reading my column you are either being mocked or you are a republican. You know you are a republican if A) you think that the bill of rights was the biggest mistake our contry made. B) you will only eat "Freedom Fries" C) you think that you have the right (ha ha, pun) to lie, its those "stupid liberals" who can't. D) you think that Iraq has yellow cake uranium from Niger. E) you think that Bush would have made it into Yale without his daddy F) you think that Bush isn't a pathological liar G) you have a shrine to John Ashcroft in your house
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The radio station I listen to cranks out the cheesy pop tunes until I'm ready to explode some one/thing. Does this give me permission to send them hatemail until they play some REAL music? (and it is the only radio station in the area, besides classical) (link)
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Yes, but whats wrong with classical music. Bach happens to be my favorite mussician, followed by the Beatles, Jimmy Hendrix, and The Who (Cream and Led Zepplin are also up there)
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How can I get the entire United States to convert over to the metric system? We're like the only country that uses idiotic "standard" units of measurement that make no sense, it costs our companies money and it's annoying to learn about two systems in school. I need to launch a huge enourmous campaign to take over the country! (link)
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It's a hopeless cause, but a noble one. I am on your side
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...I want world peace. Anyone with me? (link)
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I'm here
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Does anyone else ever get an itchy spot on their hand that, even when you scratch, doesn't go away?
HOW CAN I MAKE THE ITCHING STOP!?! Its brutal. (link)
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I feel your pain, i used to have the same problem. It is a sign that you need to go out and protest our current administrations abuse of civil liberties. That made it stop for me.
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DOES IT HURT TO HAVE BRAINS THE FIRST TIME IS THERE ANY PAIN FROM THINKING? (link)
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It is very painful at first, but after a couple tries your body adapts. NO STOP DON'T LEAVE YOUR WORLD OF INNOCENT BLISS THINKING ONLY LEADS TO PAIN!!!!!!!!!
jk, thinking doen't hurt, you'll find that you enjoy it.
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Can someone give me some names for a girl and a boy, please? I love writing stories, but I don't know any good names! PLEASE help! (link)
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Karl, Marx, Notcheney, Gorbi, Lenon, Trotsky, Kennedy, Margret, Sanger
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Did you see where my sanity went? I need to catch it and sacrivice it to the Gods of Randomness. (link)
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"Religion is the opiate of the masses" ~ Karl Marx
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Has anybody ever met a famous person...and if so, who?
Just wondering (hehe) (link)
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Fame degrades society. People are worshiped because they have appeared on TV, or can "sing" (if you wan't to call it that.) Any system that values certain people over others is predjudice. Anyway, if you are going to value people, value the people that protect our country (i'm not anti-American, i'm against our current appionted, (not ellected the Supreme Court decided the ellection) administration)(I know i just used double parenthisies) value the people that designed the systems that provide you with water, electricty, and transportation. Value the doctors that have worked hard, sometimes even given their life, to find cures so that you won't have to.
Celebrity is sin.
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i want to write a poem, im not sure what to write about and im not good at making them up lol i will send anyone my poems if they wanna read them. i have one called love lost. that one was acctually good lol. anyways, i need a poetry partner or someone that can help me write a poem 4 my (hopefully) boyfriend. (link)
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Write from your heart.
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What is the meaning of life? (link)
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The meaning of life, from a "Darwinian" stand point is to pass on your genes. This (hopefully, i'm not sure if i wan't my kids knowing your kids) will lead to the bettering of the species. Some think that the meaning of life is to help improve society. We could use some of that right now. Please, for the good of our contry and the good of our species, go out and protest our administrations idiotic policy!
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I think my big toe is interesting. I know that's weird, but I can't help staring at it. What should I do?! (link)
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Are you sure that you aren't being controlled by the CIA. I'm pretty sure you aren't, your probably just a really boring person, that or you have something very wrong with your big toe.
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I'm hungry. What should I eat? (link)
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You should eat of knowledge. Knowledge is our best weapon against those who want to control us body soul and mind. They can chain us down but they can't take our ideas!
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why do people say u r wut u eat? (link)
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They are trying to make you the tool of the right. If the masses believe "you are what you eat" than everybody will try to eat the fanciest food. However, only the rich will be able to afford it. It is just another way of making the people feel inferior to the rich capitolist pigs...
or something like that
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