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Gender: Male
Location: SC
Age: 14
AIM: i never spaz
Member Since: April 11, 2004
Answers: 13
Last Update: April 13, 2004
Visitors: 1470


this is for c talon since he/she wants a better type of peotry instead of the "self pity"
My Friend
Life is full of ups and downs
smile laughter tears and frowns
but with all life's changes
its good to know
i have a friends to whon i can go
and no matter how hurt that
i have been
you always remind me i have a friend
my life has been blessed becaus eof you
your loving ways
and allt hat you do.



Happy this isnt a self pity poem!!!! (link)
He. And it's not that I HATE self-pity poems, I just hate people who churn out them like a machine. I'm tired of teens only being viewed as able to write depressing stuff, no? Both were good, this one's better.


Death be silent
Death be still
Death be ready
For my last will (link)
Eh. I'm tired of poetry like this. Grow up. See what has been given to you, instead of wallowing in self-pity


At first, this problem seems simple. In my Journalism class, we have a Journalism website. A girl in the class had 5 weeks to write her column. At the very last minute, she asks someone to write it for her. Simple solution for me, right? Just rat her out! Wrong. The girl who wrote the column for the slacker happens to be one of my friends--I sit next to her every day at lunch. What do I do? Do I rat her out, or just keep my peace? (link)
Simple one, alter-ego. Rat her out. Yes, yes I know. You would be seen as a backstabber, Benedict Arnold, etc. All for the sake of learning, eh?

I know you. You won't be able to do it unless you get outside advice.

*waits*


My boss is young, quite cool and gay. All of these things are fine by me. However then I found out about his boot fetish. I'm finding it really hard not to mention it or burst out laughing or something equally insensitive.

Any suggestions? (link)
Don't mention it. When around people, I try not to talk about their fetishes. But try not to talk about it, and if people do, just look away and bite your bottom lip. Hard. That's what I do.

On a lighter note, that is very funny.

"ooooh....I like your boots."


In the place where I work there are 9 employees.
A is a gay guy (with a boot fetish).28
B is a bi guy(who is going out with the Bi girl).17
C is a bi girl(that's me by the way).16
D is a bi/gay guy (we're not sure which).17
E is a transvestite.18
F is a woman who is a little TOO close to her mother (this one is a rumour).40+
G has no idea of how to interact with human beings.17
H is crazy (in a good way) but she has no sexual perversions that I know about.16
I is new, only been here a week but she could be weird as well.40+
NB I have dated or am dating B,E and G.

I was just wondering if any of you had any ideas why sexual perversions were so concentrated in such a small group of people. Or why I've been involved with such a high percentage of them.

And no, I do not work in a sex shop/gay bar. (link)
No idea at all. I believe this is an advice website, anyways.


Hey I've liked a certain guy for a long time, and I really want to tell him how I feel. I'm too shy to tell him in person, so I thought I'd write a note. What should I write on it? I don't want to sound creepy, or not know what I'm talking about. Help! (link)
I'm the same way, except i'm even too shy to write a note. But I would put "I like you a lot." Or something like that. Simple, and sweet.

The End


i care a lot about what people think
what should i do? (link)
Nothing?

Being offstandish and cold is bad.

Even though i am.

Silly question. NEXT!


my boyfriend thinks my freinds are silly people but they are not (link)
...Thanks for sharing.


everywhere I go I feel like someone is following me I don't know if it is good or bad but this feeling takes place when I'm alone. is this normal? (link)
Not sure if it's NORMAL, but I sometime's get that feeling. Sometimes its comforting, othertimes its creepy. Eh.


My friend got fingered by a guy, and she has had her period. I was wondering can you get pregnant from being fingered. Does that also mean ur a no a vergin anymor?? PLease write back thanx (link)
Goodness. Of course not. You get pregant from sperm, which doesn't get emitted from the fingers. And yes, she still is a virgin. By my book, at least. She should at least be in a good relationship. Or something.

And it's virgin.


All of my friends are really worried about me because I cut myself. My parents don't know I still cut, but they know that I used to. I'm addicted to hurting myself and I don't want to stop. Everyone wants to change me but I refuse to. How do I get everyone to stop trying to get me to change? (link)
Change. If you don't want to change, then methinks you have a problem. They want you to change because they love you. And if you don't listen to them, who will you have then? Yourself, a self-mutilator? Think about it.


anybody noe how to get a music url for my xanga? (link)
When you sign in and see your site, on the left column, there's the "Look & Feel" button. Click on that, and scroll down almost to the bottom. You should see options for background image, and right under it, Music. Put the URL for your music on there, and click save changes.

A good site for music is powerwebmusic.com, but you have to get the ALTERNATIVE code for the music to work. Have fun!


Ok, so I am a girl, and I used to hang out with this guy I know. He was really nice, and we are interested in exactly the same things- computers and fantasy. He's a lot older than I am, and not many people his age like those things- they're mostly into makeup, boys, etc. Since he's so much older than I am, it never occured to me that we could be an item- but then one day, he made the love sign to me behind his back! I tried to ask him about it, but it was a total disaster and I probably embarassed him a lot. He denied it, but I think he does like me. What should I do? (link)
Tell him how you feel. If he's shy (like me) and he knows that you like him, he'll open up a lot easier. So, tell him! Good luck. :-D




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