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hey its britney..alot of you may not believe i have an advice column, but my agent thought it would bring me more fans if i helped you guys out.
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Location: i travel a lot
Member Since: December 9, 2004
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Last Update: December 20, 2004
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Tell me how i can win my best mate (a gal)'s love i fancy her but i dunno if she fancy me

how can i win her love (link)
you obviously are never going to get any girl if you keep using that word "fancy"


I'm fifteen years old, and I'm about 5'3. I'm not overweight, but I'm on the verge of it, and it most definitely wouldn't hurt if I shed a few pounds. When I'm home alone or just out with friends, I'm fine as far as resisting bad food goes. The problem is...my mom- and the rest of my family. My mom is ALWAYS buying junk food and tempting me with it. When we go to McDonalds and I say that I just want a bottled water and a salad, she'll order an extra thing of fries because she knows I'll eat it. My question is...How can I resist this with out my family thinking I'm anorexic? They won't understand if I simply explain that I want to lose a few pounds because like I said, I'm not overweight yet. Any ideas would be great. Thanks. (link)
throwup


w/e you can do whatever you want because i dont care i use to look up to you but i sure as hell dont anymore...i dont even see why i ever did when u can go off screwing someone elses man who has a child and then marry him...you need to get your life stright because i can tell u this much...u sure as hell aint gonna be Famous any longer!...Enjoy being famous while you can! By the way you act like a Whore on t.v. and your no better then a piece of trash! (link)
thank you


Ok i was reading up on your advice Column, and everything and i'm not saying your not Brittany Spears but if your going to give advice why not make it longer then a sentence or like really look inside your heart to help people out, kids these days dont need to be haveing sex or anything like that but my point in the matter is...people look up to you and by you putting what you put whenever someone ask's you something it doesnt make them like you even more or even get you more fans, if you want more fans then be nice to your fans and look inside your heart and try to really help them out, if i were Famous and were a Singer which is what i want to be when i grow up i would cherish all of my fans and if they needed my advice i would give it to them from my heart, please take what i'm saying to you into consideration. Thanks -Nikki (link)
i dont have time for this


Britney would NEVER say what you just said in that last answer and the previouse answers. Your just a Brit hater. This is really dumb what your doing. No offence (link)
i may seem nice on tv and magazines...but all stars are bitches. sorry i have to say. do you really think with all of our rich ass money we're gonna be perfect angels? i dont think so


first of all, ur not fucking britney spears (who's a slut by the way), and you give really shitty advice. i mean, about all those people asking about sex, you just say "go for it." what the hell is wrong with you? damn it...just shut the hell up. (link)
your the fucking gay slut..duh i'm Britney...then why the fuck would i have an advice column called "britney spears" its my advice i'm giving so stay out of it bitch


ate you a lesbian?if so wanna get it on?
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im married...but i wouldn't mind doin a little bit with a girl


u r really brieney spears?
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um duh..it's not like i just made this thing up


Everybodys talking all this stuff about me why dont they just let me live? I dont need permission make my own decisions. Thats my perogative. (link)
yes! keep on singing


Alright, my girlfriend just ended her period and we were thinking of sex. I tried to get a condom but with no luck. Now I checked up on it and people say after a period, there is no egg. So I thought, even without a condom, if we had sex and I,"Pulled out early." If there is a chance of pregnancy. (link)
no just do it


okay well i shave down there and it grows back really fast. like in a day! is that normal or what? is there anything i can do to prevent it? and i also get those big or tiny red bumps and sometimes the hair is not always completley gone! any tips please? the same thing happens when i tried waxin i got all bloddy and i tried nair and it got irritated and it looks like it still there! um and how much and where is the hair down there sposta grow cuz mine starts at like the usual and goes all the down (past my ass and it grows really far out) um, ew? yeah, whatever, thanks. (link)
gross..get it professional waxed, thats what i do


okay.. my b/f gave me a condom just in case we went a little too far one time.. and i kept it in a little compartment of my purse that no one really notices.. well when my b/f was over today.. my mom washed that purse! and i walked in the room.. and the zipper for the area was unzipped.. but the condom was still there!! ahh omg! what could i say to make my parents think i'm not having sex?! please answer this! i'll rate 5's to anyone that answers! (link)
..its just a condom


my boyfriend is always pressuring me to have sex. i'm not a virgin, which i told him, but i dont think i am ready to have sex with him. i mean we have been going out for 4 months, but i really dont think i am ready for that kind of commitment. the last and first guy i had sex with was my first love we had known each other since we were 3. me and him are still friends and my boyfriend always gets jealous of me talkin to him. he also cussed me out various times in person and on the phone. i really dont know what to do about this and i KNOW i cant ask my mom cuz she would go and cuss him out. 17/f/ga (link)
just go for it


i have one friend that seems to be mad at me and my other friend and we have asked her if she is mad at us and she says no. My friend and i dont know what to do. We really want to be friends with her but i just dont know what to do (link)
Tell her to back off..you don't need her




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