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Shine on benevolent sun
Silence leech, and save your poison.
Silence leech, and stay out of my way!

--Tool

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How can I get my hair messy/wavy like Mary Kate & Ashley (http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/.%2F2005%2F09%20September%2F23%2FPictures%2F08B%20(mary%20kate%20and%20ashley).jpg), or Lindsay Lohan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/evanatduke/Girls%20on%20the%20Right/ll6.jpg)?

Listen to some Korn and headbang.


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i just downloaded limewire. i downloaded a song, but i got a little alert that said something like: there is no license for this file. dowload anyways? limewire is not responsible for... what does that mean? is it legal ?

It means that the song isn't licensed. Limewire doesn't want to have fingers pointed at them, so they throw in that little warning for things you're about to download that are a lot on the not legal side of things.

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14/f/tx
My best friend likes my boyfriend. They went out before I hooked up with him. We've been going out for two months now. The other day my best friend admitted she still likes him and is going to try to get him back. My boyfriend gets really jealous when I'm around other guys. My best friend knows that and also knows that I really can't not flirt when I'm with a cute quy, even if I'm not interested. Another one of my friends told me my best friend was going to use that against me to cause me and my bf to break up so she can go back out with him. What do I do? I love them to death but this isn't right. Please help!!!

You love this backstabber to death? That's like a Saudi loving King Abdullah to death, it doesn't happen.


So, here's your plan;


You're going to print up some lyrics. The lyrics are going to be by Tool. The song will be Rosetta Stoned.


"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...


Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [right] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why

It was a repeat experience

Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, if placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [on] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!"

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A few kids in my school are holding a car wash and i'm working. i need tips of what to wear (sexy please) kind of warm maybe.. its october. also, the kid i like will be there and i want to impress him.

You should totally arrive as an eskimo.

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I got a new b/f, and I like him alot.
but before I got 2-gether with him, there were these boys at church. they were all so cute and we have our own age groups!! (im in 7th just so u no)
and next week, i will bre going on a trip with the whole group for a whole weekend! i think some of the really really cute boys like me. I'm scared when I go on the trip one of them will ask me out. they are so cute i wouldent even know how to say no. also i might flirt a little. but when I get back i dont want to end up cheeting on my b/f. but i really REALLY like these boys so it will be hard to say no too.........what should I do???

Ok. If you're twice the girl you describe yourself as, you'll still have to practice this.


Open your mouth.


Try to make some noise.


Voice the word "No".


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well i'm going to a baseball game with 2 friends and the k id i like.. i really want to impress him and i dont know anything sbout mbaseball buti really want to be cute.. I need to know how to act, what to wear, and stuff about baseball. I REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS HIM!!

You should wear some clothes.


Whenever there's a grounder to the shortstop, you MUST say, "That's at least a double!"


Whenever there's a pop up or fly ball, say, "Dig it!"


Whenever there's a homerun, wink at the guy.


I'm sure this get together will turn out great.

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how do you delete a advicenators site??

You mean "How do you delete an advicenators account?"


Email DangerNerd. dangernerd@gmail.com

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Me and my boyfriend have been dating since the beginning of summer. Im 15 and hes 16. He's been my bestfriend for about a year and I honest to god love him. Our 6 month annaversary is coming up on Dec. 14th and last night we were talking about getting each other really nice gifts as annaversary/x-mas presants. Im stuck! I really want to get him something really special, memorable and just something he'll really appreciate.

Thanks in advance![:

Sports Illustrated subscription!

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i have a boyfriend and in 8th grade i "stole" him from my friend in a like sexual way and so we like cybered i guess and now i'm in highschool and we got to actually know eachtoher and he's such a great guy and so nice and on my 4th time seeing him he felt me up....is that too fast..? imean i told him im not ready for sex but i kinda am i just dont want to do it b/c all my friends are like dont have sex w/ him sooo what do you think?

Actually, you're kind of not ready for sex, or by your actions thus far, a boyfriend.


"Stop saying words!"

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