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Hey, my name is Lauren. But I was almost named Sidney, so that explains my username. My favorite singers are, Shyamali Malakar, Sanjaya Malakar, and Taylor Hicks. The picture in the corner is of Shyamali, not me :] My favorite shows are American Idol, HOUSE, and Roseanne. I love to sing and my eyes are Dark green, Light Green, and Hazel. I call them my Kaleidoscope Eyes ;) I love to travel & write poems, stories, and songs. Three things I wanna do before my term is up is, watch the sun set on the beach in Tokyo, go shopping in Hong Kong, and take flying lessons. I have naturally curly brown hair, I love my small ringlets! Feel free to ask me anything; don't be embarrassed.

advice

lets say your close good friend is moving in 2 weeks and you decided to write a letter you've known her for like 2 years you guys talked a lot had classes together and when you guys had problems you guys had been there for each other and you guys get a long with her a lot what would you write her in a a letter? cause i need help on how to start a letter for a friend whos leaving and im really sad....but and i need example for a letter so what would you write?

Wow. What a run-on sentence.
Anyway,
I would just tell her how I miss her, what times I've had, what's going on in my life, and what times we've had together. A paragraph each. But I probably wouldn't write a letter - I would e-mail her, but that's just a personal choice, it's just me. You can always IM her if you both have the same instand-messenger. Or maybe call her. But there's nothing wrong with a letter either :)
AlmostSidney

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I just found out ym 14 year old cousin has a tumor. they think it is on the brain stem but aren't 100% sure, because the doctor said she has not seen a tumore like this before. they started radiation today and he has to do it for 33 days (not including the weekends) and they don't now how affective it will be. one doctor told him, if the radiation didn't work they would try chemo therapy and if chemo didn't work, then he has the possibility of dying in a year. everyone in my family has hope in god that he will overcome this but my question is, how quickly does the tumor shrink in the case of radiation? could any herbal medications help?

Now I'm no doctor, so I'm guessing it can be different for everyone depending on how soon it's treated. My advice to you is to pray to God - that is the most soothing and successful remedy of all. There is no better medication. Say a decade of the rosary every night, in the morning just say 'Everything I do today is for you' and know that you'll see your cousin again. Whether it's on this Earth or in Heaven - on certain grounds. Singing counts for two prayers, so maybe if you sing a religious song or one you make up that could help. As long as you're consistant, God will stay by the both of you.
God Bless!
AlmostSidney

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Ok. There is this guy that lives next to me. He's my pastor's husband and I like them both. they are nice people but...he acts so weird around me sometimes. like when i'm out side practicing for cheerleading or color gaurd or whatever he comes over and we start talking...which is fine...but the last time his wife was away and he was acting different. He kissed my forehead and told me he loved me. He kinda played the whole guilt thing like..."I'm alone" and whatever. He asked me if I wanted to coem over and talk with him but my sister was molested and i noticed that he was adding what we call "pick-ups" like saying we could have pop and watch tv or a movie or whatever i wanted to do so he was giving me power. I decided not to go over b/c i knew something was...not right. what do i do?? i feel totally weird around him
help me please

There's no need for you to feel weird, you made the right decision. It wouldn't be right to just go over. Even when someone does play the guilt thing - don't fall into it. It's not worth it. Just be yourself around him, you don't have to feel awkward and you can control that. If he has some sort of a problem with you not coming over, he's not worth your time. You two should still be able to keep your friendship going strong and if you can't because of this, your relationship isn't healthy. I don't really know what else to say... sorry.
Hope I Helped!
AlmostSidney

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my cat keeps killing animals outside, and bringing them in my yard. shes killed four different things just this week and brought them in my yard. my mom hates her, and i threatening to get rid of her. how can i stop her from doing this? keeping her inside isnt an option, sooo.

thanks!

She's trying to make you proud, she wants you to be impressed. That's what I heard somewhere, like "Look what I got!" type of thing. But it's in their genes, they can't help it... it's in their biology and it's wired into them. Maybe don't let them go outside because if you tap their nose violently/aggressively then they won't understand.
Best of luck

With Love,
Sidney

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Ok well this year was perfect til thsi new student showed up and he hates my guts! Everytime he sees me he would whisper I'LL KILL YOU just for me to hear only and makes his hand into a imaginary gun and "shoots me"..

He keeps saying YOU BULLIED ME IN KINDERGARDEN! (I'm a girl) and I'm guessing that's the big reason he hates me?

Frankly i don't care very much cuz this guy is the weirdest one in my class and everyone thinks he's crazy or mental since he says the weirdest random things out of no where liek if noones talking.

I had an accident about 3 years ago so i wouldn't remember if i bullied him or not and so I'm not aploligizing to him even though maybe it'll stop it. But if I did it was a long time go, KINDERGARDEN! He should suck it up and forget about it! Even I got grudges and some have to do with a person in my class but everytime I see her I don't go YOU HURT MY FEELINGS or give her this hating sign with my hands!

I don't like him very much by the way he's acting to me. I just pretend I never remembered him at all when he mention's it and act normal.

He's so stupid! Like he's trying to make everyone hate me because one time he told that to the WHOLE class! "Oh she bullied me in kindergarden" "WHAT?! Man, but she's the nicest girl in class!" And he tells the whole story to the class while IM RIGHT THERE! i don't tell people my issues with this girl and she's in the classroom!

But i feel so sad that someone hates me SO MUCH for something a long time ago..I'm a nice girl..high grades..everyone likes me and bullies bully people in my class for fun but thye don't tease me or whack me and I'm the weakest girl in the class. I even tried to talk to him a few times nicely and randomly offered him things like this snack i didn't like but maybe he did.

But I can literally feel the hate coming out of him which is like hurting me. Like come on..if it was kindergarden and I did bully him, I'm pretty sure it wouldnt' be bad since it's kindergarden and I've been so skinney my whole life! You shouldn't be going crazy for one thing.

As far as I remember, it was grade one. One day we had activities center and there can be up to only 3 people in a station and after a certain time, we rotate or go to different stations. I was the third person to go into a group til he came in and I said "you know there can onyl be three people in a group?" he made this rude face and said "SO?!" and kept playing. So I just went to the teacher to just tell her nicely about it but I guess he thought i was going to her so she could yell at me so he started crying and they phoned hsi parents cuz he wouldn't shut up about it.

Man..what a baby.

But I feel so bad that someone hates me so much like he's making a big deal about it so I hate him too but I don't go aorund doign what he does and tell it to other people. Like if it's something going on with the both of us, he should be talking to me.

What should I do?

I know you would say get alone with him and tlak but remember that i said that he's mental, crazy and different? I can't even explain what he's do but yeah..=S

Report it, seriously.
If he's mental, he CAN kill you!
I would apologize.

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Anyone know what song this is?


You get my di(penis) harder then most And I done been from coast to coast I love the way you massage my balls and stick my di(Penis)ck clean down yo throat She love to take it up the as(butt)s Sometimes even cums off it And when I'm bout to nut she takes it out Swallows never spits She rubs her own clit while you hit Rub her own tits A bisexual on top of that Couldn't beat it with a stick The type of girl you pray fo The type of girl some pay fo

I don't know but that's a really rude song.
Hope you figure it out...

With Love,
Sidney

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im really like sad i guess.. to the point of crying. and its just so messed up. im 15/f - first of all, it just feels like everyone aruond me is getting a boyfriend or has one, and if they dont have one, they're talking to a guy they might like and that lieks them. no one likes me. idont know why. it just really bums me out, because i know i would be so happy if i had a boyfriend or a guy i liked and don't tell me"oh it will all come in time" or "they should like you for you" or wahtever. just please help me.. how can i talk to guys more, so i can like get a boyfriend or start liking someone or get someone to like me. how can i get more confidence and be more "flirty" and just show that i'm out there and looking or whatever?

Awh, seetie everyone goes through this. Girl or guy. Go up to someone you like and make small talk. I did this and now I'm great friends with a guy and there's a chance he has feelings for me - so hopefully it will work out for you, too. And hun, pay no mind to the other girls because it's just plain rude to brag about having a romantic relationship in some cases; if you see a guy you like, be direct. You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Ask what bands they like, favorite movies, discuss that and share opinions you think may be similar to theirs. Chat online, and who knows? They may become intereste in you. Talk about shows etc. you like & why. Stuff like that. Hope I helped you ;)

With Love,
Sidney

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lets call this boy "brandon" i really don't like him i love him and i when i actually talk about it; its kind of weird because i have never loved anyone before and i always thought that 14 was too young to be in love but i have figured out that if any one was to hurt him then i would go to juvi for him

well i just don't know what to do because the apt. he lived in are being torn down so "brandon" had to move and i will never see him again its possible that i could move to that school that he is going to and i was going to go to that school but the fact that gas is three dollars cut that off and i have no way of contacting him so what i am really trying to say is how do i get him out of my head im deppressed i loose weight then i gain it and its bothering me so how do i get him out of my head please help me plz ♥

If you can't keep him off your mind, maybe he's supposed to be there.
It's your call now; you have to try and stay together or it won't happen. You have to help fate happen, it won't happen on its own.
'Nough said.

With Love,
Sidney

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I have a weird red bump about the size of a mosquito bite on the left outside "lip" of my vagina. I don't know what it is, it doesn't itch or anything, it's just really sore. I put Neosporin on it, but i don't know what else to do. Does anyone know what this might be, what caused it, and what i should do to get rid of it?


Thanks!

If you've been having sex, it's an STD. In this case, it's Herpes and there is no cure just yet. Do you shave your pubes? If you do... then relax. It's probably an ingrown hair that resulted as a boil. It will go away within a week, but I would call a doctor and schedule an appointment. This could be health risk if you don't but don't lose sleep over it, 'kay? Don't go giving yourself ulcers! They say that you should sleep without underwear/pajama bottoms occasionally to let it breathe and stay healthy.

With Love,
Sidney

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Ok this girl I have liked for a long time is starting to break up with her boyfreind. I dont relly think she likes him cause he is a jerk. The other day I was talking to her and I said "Whats up?" she says "oh nothing scoot it acting like we arent even going out" and I said "Why? is hes he flirting with other girls or just not treating yu like a lady should be treaded ;)" and she says " a bit of both" then we talked for a bit and I said "your a princess and you sould be treated like that" and she says "awwww" and I said you diserve better and was being sweet to her and Hd a brief coversation with her like "Hi oh crap gotta jet". So here comes my question. What kind of things should I say to make her feel like im a relly sweet guy and start to feel hat she likes me? HELP!

Aww... guys like you are so hard to find these days; anyway, I don't think you really have to say anymore. Have you ever seen Stomp the Yard? The guy does everything he possibly can to get the girl to go out with him and eventually she trusts him, then breaks up with her current boyfriend. But the truth is... she sort of liked him all along. This girl sounds like she's making a hard decision because, when you're so into somebody (like she's into her boyfriend) it's hard to think for yourself. I think if you just keep up the small talk in the hallway and the sweet talk when she needs it, you'll get where you wanna. Good luck!

With Love,
Sidney

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my bf and i have been going out for over a year and i really love him. the problem is that lots of other girls like him too. girls are always calling and texting him, inviting him to do stuff, and hanging all over him, even in front of me. i always hear rumors about girls saying they like my bf and wish we'd break up. some of these girls are even my "friends." and im thinking HELLO, he has a girlfriend!!! is that normal behavior? becuz i just dont get it. i would never, ever throw myself at a guy who is taken. my dad says i should get mad at them and say something like "hey, stay away from my bf!" but im just not like that... i dont want to start any drama or seem like im jealous or overprotective. but i feel that way inside, and im tired of worrying about losing my bf or being betrayed by a supposed friend.

Don't wait any longer, the more you have to tolerate this crap from those girls the worse the situation will get. I think they like him because there's always something attractive about the Alpha-male. The Alpha-male is the one that stands out - the one that's in charge of the entire group, is he the Alpha-male in the group? If so, that's probably why. You need to talk to these girls one-on-one individually. Altogether may be awkward. Does your boyfriend accept those invitations? He's probably a little awkward about this too, so you should talk to him as well. Discuss this together before you two aren't still very close. I understand where you're coming from, I was getting mad just reading your question because it's absolutely breath-taking how many girls are willing to throw themselves at a guy just to dump them a week and a half later for a title to get rid of their reputation of desparation. I guess I'm getting too personal now, so I'll stop :/
Hope everything works out.

With Love,
Sidney

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I have liked this boy for ever, since around october and now its may almost june!
i cant just come right up with him and confess that i like him, ide be made fun of forever and im sure he doesnt like me.
I dont know how i can talk to him more, and not sound retarted.
Is there anyways that i can get him to like me or anything, any ways to flirt, like ways talking flirt and not talking flirt
thanks!

You can't keep your feelings bottled up inside of you; it's unhealthy and gets no results. You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and if you at least try you'll feel better. I asked a guy out and he said no, so I thought I was bad-looking. But the truth is, I'm not bad-looking, I'm actually very good-looking and I realized tons of other guys liked me. But I got to discouraged and decided to stay stuck on one particular guy, so I missed out on a lot of other chances with some great guys. Don't be like that, take chances while you still have the oppurtunity.

With Love,
Sidney

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i don't know how, but lately my skin has been sort of dry and peeling in places around my chin and nose. maybe its because i layed out in the sun, but i didn't get burnt and barely tanned. but my skin is sort of oily too. so does anyone know what i can do to prevent the dryness/peeling but still keep my skin break-out free?

There are plenty of things you can do. Most likely, you had a sunburn and now your skin is peeling the dead skin cells off, that's only healthy. However that makes it so you'll wrinkle earlier. Convenient, no? Anyway, to help your skin - adopt a beauty routine. And wear sunscreen during all seasons to protect your skin.

With Love,
Sidney

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ok well i sometimes use the water faucet to pleasure myself and i was wondering if like water in ur pussy is a bad thing. could it mess something up? after i do it water comes out so i dont know. haha k thanx

Masturbating is healthy if it's all done in moderation. However, if you do it too much it can be unhealthy because you'll overwork your sex hormones. And I doubt the water will harm you, unless it stays in there for some odd reason and turns to bacterial water; that's when you have a problem.

With Love,
Sidney

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I have hair in my butt and i was wondering if everyone did.

or if boy noticed
or thought it was gross

Don't worry, you're normal. Lots of girls get it.

With Love,
Sidney

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