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Age: 16
Member Since: April 16, 2005
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Ok well I think I have a yeast infection..ok so what do I do should I like go to the family health council? or will it just go away in a matter of time?

Thanks
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well good fucking job dickweed..you can't do anything about it your totallllly screwed you are like effed in the ay on saturday. o and the way you know if you have one is have your mom or somebody smell your vagina and if it smells like fish then you have one. that is what the doctor is going to do so make sure its someone you trust

also u could stick one of those car fresheners wayy up in there then when u get eaten out the other person won't be like o jeez, i smell cheese, you know??


does sex hurt the 1st time? how bad? plz help (link)
ok..well imagine shoving your fist through a hole the size of a fruit loop...thats how it feels


ok so theres this guy and he kinda sexual harasses me or w/e this is called. he grabbed my breasts and my butt like so many times nd he snaps my bra straps and all that kind of stuff! i don't kno who 2 tell and what 2 do? pleasee help me (link)
Ok first of all i wish he was me..well i suggest when he does it next time take him into the bathroom and be like ok drop your pants and like pretend your gonna blow him or something then just strait up kick his nuts soooo hard and bite his boner in two! then be like yea next time you try to feel me up im gonna fucking gat slap you, you testicle shitting rectal wart!!!!

ok hope i helped :)

please rate but yea like seriously if he does it again kick his nuts really hard im not kidding..he deserves it


How long does it take for a symtom of an STD to show up? I just gave my boyfriend a blow job last night for the first time and now i have a sore in my mouth. Could it be an STD and should i be worried? Thanks so much. (link)
Ok...You DEFINATELY got an STD its probably herpes so your kind of screwed since herpes can't be cured uhh i guess try to get like treatments for it, and make sure you know your boyfriends schlong before you get it on!!!

~Sincerely,

FONIKWA


I have sex almost every weekend, with the same person Ive been with for almost 4 months, we usually use a condom & we've used 2 different brands, lately durex & we use the ky warming lubricant, I started my period a week early Idk if that has nething 2 do w/ it but my labia itch & feel raw, soap doesnt burn but when urine touches it it does would that be from too much sex or an allergy to the condom or the lubricant an infection or what?? (link)
Well you done fucked up yo pussy...its totally screwed u got some STD or somethin like that if it burns when u piss...go to the doctor bitch dont ask people online what the fuck is wrong with you? you're dealing with a fucking vagina goddamn girl!!


~Yo Mama


13/f
Ok well when I started going out with my boyfriend (about 2 months ago), my mom told me that she didn't want me kissing him, but only hugging him and holding hands. She said that she didn't think that I was old enough to be in the type of relationship in which you kissed in. Well, I felt I was ready, and so when my boyfriend asked me on IM if he could kiss me the next day, I said it would be okay. Well, he kissed me (it was like a one second kiss on the lips), and I have kissed him about 7 or 8 times since then everyday at the end of school. I don't know what to tell my mom, because she will probably eventually find out about it. If I tell her, however, I'm afraid that she won't let me go to the movies, dances, etc. with him, because she won't trust us together. It just doesn't feel right not telling her. So what should I do?
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well i suggest that you three (you your boyfriend and your mom) have a nice little gang-bang and then she will trust him more, also if i were him and you've been going out for 2 months and not even a little blowjob id like dump ur ass so fast. Just tell her to let him come over then tell him to drop his pants and go up inside u.. peace

~Thug Love


Okay, well I really liked this guy Chris. But then this guy Scott started to like me. Anyways I went on a date with Chris last night and now that I think about it I didn't have that muchf un with him. I don't even really like him that much it's liek since I can have him I'm bored of him. Anyways this otehr guy Scott I kind of like him a bit but I odn't know if I shoudl even start with him cuase I'm afraid I'll get bored with him to. i get bored with all guys but I don't know why does anyone else? I like this otehr guy but he's so out of my league so I just gave up. I don't really know what I'm asking I guess should I just stick with Chris since I gave him teh impression that I liked him or should I go for Scott or really try for teh guy I really like? And does anyone else get bored with every guy they date afetr like a few weeks? Or is it just me? (link)
HOLY SHIZZNIT..lol you must be lil miss pimpin, just playin thoze guys hahaha jk ok well you should definately like try to talk to the guy you like and go for him fuck scott you already played him ;) and im a guy so i dont know but good luck and please rate :)


This is going to sound gross at first and I apologize. I'm going to try to word it as maturely as possible. Okay, I was talking to this boy that I sort of like, well, that I'm "attracted" to & he had a "boner" or whatever term you want to use. This happened right in the middle of lunch when we were chatting. People found out and started say that means I "arroused" him and that he must have some sort of attraction to me. I'm kind of confused on whether this is what it means because this happened. Thanks.

Btw, I'm 14/f

*jEsS* (link)
DAMN, Bitch you must be stupid fly let him pull up to yo bumpa and smack yo monkey ;)

and ps he might have been thinking about doin stuff to u or looking at yo tits or ass or somethin and that might be why he got a boner please rate 1-5


ok, after everytime i masterbate, i feel really, really guilty...i wounder what my girlfriend would say if she had found out, i feel like it is a complete sin, and after everytime i do that, i feel that God punishes me, but he doesnt seem to punish other people i know do it... what should i think? is it ok, or should i try to stop?? HELP!! (link)
Jesus christ man...are you like high on PCP or some shit??? you think god punishes you for masturbating what the fuck is wrong with you??? also you don't tell people that you masturbate its kind of like a private thing you know??? and for the love of god man get urself fucking laid, and get some like professional help man see a damn psychiatrist or something..cause your fucking crazy


i would like to be able to stop my period in two weeks because my boyfriend will be visiting me.what do i do? (link)
stick a vacuum up there and suck the shit out.


how do i keep my vagina clean?...not smelly (link)
deusche


I don't know why but I am scared of love, but I want it so bad. I am 19 and have still never had a boyfriend or even a first kiss because I want my first kiss to be special. I am considered an attractive girl and guys like me and I like them too but I won't let anything happen because I personally feel like I don't carry enough self-confidence which my friends get angry about. I think I worry about life in general and I'm scared that I'll just end up alone forever. What should I do? (link)
I suggest that you quit guys because u obviously do not know how to be social with them. i would advise that you be a rug-muncher instead then u could kiss your first lips


How do you shave near the 2nd hole? Also, how do you shave near where the 2 "lips" are because I can never get those two areas. Thanks so much! (link)
well i suggest that u use duct tape it will hurt like a smoking donkey but its quit effective, also for inbetween the lips use that electronic hair remover good luck and btw how old r u?




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