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Im 16 and ive been going out with this great guy Jason(changed the name)for 3 years and have been best friends for 7 i really do love him .we only had sex once but i still got pregnant I told Jason and he was happy and said he wanted us to keep the baby but I still havent told my parents yet Im 5 months pregnant we told his parent and she totally freaked out so Jason* is living with a friend. My parents are really relgious so theyll want me to get married but I dontn know if Im ready to get married because I dont want to marry Jason* and then get a divorce so how should I tell my parent Im pregnant? (link)
if you marry him why would you have to divorce him? do you not love him that much?


okay i shave down there nd like 2 weeks ago i got like sum little red bumps nd finally they went away .. but i got it again im thinkin its ingrown hairs from a not so good shaver . is that wut it is ?? nd how can i get rid of it . im so afraid my bf is gunna c it nd think its STD or sumfn .. help (link)
razor burn.


i just turned 21. i would like to get pregnant with my bf of 2 years but b4 i do so i need some advice into easier ways to get pregnant faster. is there a time in which we could try wich would make it easier? is there any hints into what we should do for example i heard if you both have an orgasm at the same time would that make it easier to concieve? Well please help i rate 5s for people with lots of advice! (link)
ok well you can get pregnant the week before and after your period. so those would be target weeks. there is no real way to make it easier. it just happens.


are there any other web sites like crush007? the one where it claims it will give you your love and sex life prediction if you answer the questions honestly. thanks! (link)
http://www.catchcal.com/play/index.asp



ok i'm 13 yrs old and a little bit emberessed to sayt this but here i go...my boy feind wants to finger me and i'm kinda scared and i just don't kno what to do..i mena i want to but i'm just askin muh self questions leik will it hurt wll i cry ..what should i do please help ..thnxx (link)
well see my advice is going to be straight forward i have (a bunch of) points.

1)i wouldnt advise doing it at all....it leads to other things. you might end up doing things your not ready for.

2)nothing good can come of doing this.

3)it shouldnt hurt. if it does he is not doing it right.

4)your 13. dont do it.

5)if it embarrasses you to say this then your not ready and well you just arnt ready. dont do it.

6)if your scared your not ready.

7)your not ready. dont do it.

8)if you do chose to do it. if it hurts tell him, if you dont like it. tel him.

9)if you dont want to dont.

10)if he tries to do it anyways... say no. he should respect that... if not... wow your in trouble.


um....ok im 14 and im pregnant! my mom keeps on asking who the dad is but i dont even know....ive had sex 3 times and with 2 different guys...the first one was some guy i met on the internet about 24 AND the other guy i had sex with twice and he is 49 yrs old....i know there is tests to figure it out....but i dont know where to get that...at a hospital i guess....how do i tell my mom who the guy is anyway is what im asking...its either a 24 yr old or a 49 yr old....what should i do!!!!!???? please help... i will rate with anything (link)
ok heres my advice, just use this as a guide...

you can get pregnant the week before and the week after your period, so try to go back and on paper write out the chain of events... so if your period is a week long then 3 weeks of the month you cn get pregnant. so try to figure out when you stopped having periods and see if you can figure it out... if you want you can ask me and we can map it out together...

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-alex

whats done is done, you cant help that, of course i didnt put you down about thier ages... what you need is someone who can just say whats done is done just dont do it agian, not someone to be mad at you and put you down... message me if you want to talk... i have msn and yahoo too


I need some 1 2 help me out on this one when ever im with my girlfriend and i hold her hand i get a boner how can i cantrol that cause its really embarassing and i need help fast plz (link)
......you think you can control that... good luck


I'm a virgin. I thought I would start out with that.

I am 15 years old and I masturbate sometimes. But the thing is, after I do it, I feel really guilty and stop and don't do it for about a month.

It feels good when it's happening but after, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have never had a boyfriend and I'm not sexually active at all besides masturbating.

People say it's normal but it's not really publically accepted for teenage girls.

I just want to know if it's normal how I feel. (link)
do what feels right.


Ok. I'm 14 and I resently had sex with a guy I had never met before. He was around 21. I have rented a book over being pregnant and I have all the symptoms. I took the pregnancy test and sure enough I am. Well anyways I don't know who he is and i'm really scared. I don't know how to tell my parents and I want him to be there when I tell them! Well if you can help me or give me ideas to tell them and find him...Please HELP!!!

I rate 5's on every one
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ok well find the guy, and tell them, they can help you and well you will need that, remember to eat right, even if that means you look more pregnant! dont try to hide it and not have they baby grow right, and dont have an abortion it is murder.

-alex


whats the fastest way to get rid of a white head(like a pimple) (link)
pop it, then clean your face, squezze all of the white stuff out of it... then clean that spot agian... then just let it dry out...

-alex


alright.. not to gross anyone out, but i have a question. so i'm 15 & sexually active & have been for about half a year. well, me and my boyfriend stopped using condoms but when we dont, i guess you could say i "spit it out", but im not talking about with my mouth. i'm wondering, does anyone know why i do that? (link)
most likely cuz it had no where to go inside you... sex=messy.. this happens.. only some of that stays inside you, the rest comes back out.. which is the gross part... yah theres your answer


I'm so screwed. I haven't missed my period yet, I'm due for it Friday, but my friend is bringing me a pregnancy test tomorrow. I had sex without a condom, and my boyfriend pulled out but I'm still paranoid about it, and yes I know I have a good reason to be.

Anyways...I'm going to take a pregnancy test Saturday. I think I will be with my boyfriend when I do it. What I want to know is how do I tell my parents and what should I do? I'm so scared right now I'm crying...my parents have always known me as their good little girl that never did anything wrong. I feel like dying.

=( (link)
ok dieing=bad so dont get any ideas! and well if you are pregnant remember abortion is your choice but you should chose to let it live, and well your parents will always love you...just cry...get the sadness out of the way.

-alex




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