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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.


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one of my friends ( a girl ) cheated on her boyfriend who is also my friend. she told me not to tell him but i feel like he needs to know. but i dont want her getting mad at me. what should i do? answer tonight would be great

Tell him,anyway!A bitch that cheats on her boy friend doesn't deserve any boy friend.And she doesn't have to find out anyway...just tell him to promise not to tell your friend that you told him.

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I like my friend, josh and today i told him that i liked him and i couldnt really tell if he liked me or not andi just really dont know because alot of people think he likes me but my friend told me he didnt like me well what should i do? and if you have any advice on how to get a guy to like you that would be so helpful!! thanks!!

So you told him you like him and he did not say anything back?Well if your not the shy type just up to him and ask him out,But if you are the shy type ask one of your loyal friends to tell them you said something like '(your name)wants to know if you like her or not,and if you would like to hang out with her sometime'.I hope I kinda helped.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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Every time a guy gives me attention or tells me I'm hot or something, my friend usually tries to make him like her and acts bitchy to me when I mention what a guy might have said to me. I suspect she might even go behind my back and say stuff to the guy. Funny, though, bc if a guy says something like that to her, she brags about it. Wack, huh? What's up with that? And what should I do about it?

Shes just a hater.She just gone crazy cause you get more attetion then her.Thats completely wack.Friends are supposed to help you with that kind of stuff.Just do the same to her the next time shes talking to a guy.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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im on a new club soccer team and i dont know any of the girls! i have to go to a party with them today, and alot of them know eachother! how do i make new friends without looking like a loser? THANKS IN ADVANCE

Just go up to them and say hi.You can join in on the conversation.And youll make friends with them in no time
ta ta for now =)

~beebee69~

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Me and my close friend like the same guy. But she threatens me that if I ask him out of some sort she'd get people after me.
When I walked into the Art Room [He's in her class] He called my name and hugged me, then she got upset at me and called me a trature..I dont get her..Can anyone tell me whats her deal?

you shouldnt worry about that.if she threatens you just because of a guy shes a bitchy friend.

~beebee~

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first let me give you some background information..

i have this friend (lets call him..steve). we were really good friends last year. we were going out for like 2 days but thats a whole other story. he was almost like a brother to me and we were really close. i still like him sorta but hes being really mean to me and my friend (lets call her..suzie). since we hadnt seen steve all summer me and suzie went to 3 of his football practices so we could talk to him. well that didnt work out cuz he never even glanced at us when we yelled his name (this was after practice was over). we decided to give up after the third practice. then we saw him at the street fair and were kinda following him for a little to see if he noticed we were there and we thought he would come talk to us. nope. so a couple weeks later he gets online. heres the convorsation..

ME-hey
Steve-hey
me-did you see me and suzie at your football practices?
steve-oh yeah
me-why didnt you come talk to us?
steve-i didnt want to
me-oh thanks
me-anyway..are you in the gifted classes this year?
him- i dont know
me-how can you not know?
him-i dont really care
him-i dont know how to say this but cant you and suzie leave me alone?
steve signs off

i was so sad when that happened i didnt know what to do. i told suzie the story and she was like "what a deusch bag!" we thought well what if he means leave him alone forever?? like hes too good for us now that hes on the football team. im hoping thats not what he meant. school starts tomorrow and me and suzie decided to give him some space for a few days. im really sad about the whole situation cuz i still like him and last year we were really close and i could trust him with stuff. im thinking maybe its time to move on..i mean not like him like him anymore. but now im thinking hes not a very good friend anymore. looking back, we prolly couldve given him more space then we did last year. im not really sure what to think of the whole situation.

what do you guys think? what should me and suzie do??

well I would make him feel bad for he did.i mean how can he not be your friend anymore and he doesnt even have a reason.I make my friends feel sorry for what they did bad all the time.And this is how i do it.

1.If you happen to croos paths and he looks at you glance at him or even glare

2.if he tries to talk to you look at him so he knows you heard but walk away like you dont care.

3.have one of your friends go up to him and tell your friend to say `you know(your name)is mad at you.she said you think your to good for her since your on the football team`

That should get him to feel bad.If not why not just ask himwhat you did to make him ignore you.
Ta Ta for now =)

~beebee69~

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