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hi i'm smelly good my mother gave that name to me as a baby. then off to the circus i went. now i go all over the world to
entertain people. life on the road is hard but i love it. my best friend is a girl with no legs so she has to walk on her hands.
i can talk to animals. it's a fun job. but sometimes very hard. after my mother gave me to circus people i never saw her
again. but thats ok because i love my new family. my mom is named mary she can pick things up with her eyes. my dads name is normon he really can't do anything. well the circus is calling the people are waiting i have to go.
smelly good
Gender: Female
Location: helsinki
Occupation: in a circus/spit fire
Member Since: April 30, 2006
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Last Update: August 6, 2007
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it short for pubic hair
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maybe some duck tape that may work!
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how do i like permately remove my hair from my legs so they will stop growing but only on my legs and no where else (link)
you can get this laser thing done so you won't have any hair on your legs. But i think that the laser hair remove thingy is a lot of money. you can try waxing but it doesn't take your leg hair away forever. and it hurts very bad. but anothere thing about waxing is that it doesn't grow back as fat as it does when you shave your legs.
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would putting de-odorant on your face cut down sweating? (link)
By George it will not! it will just make your face smell like deoderant. you could try some powder. it will help. i know this because thre is a girl in the the circus her name is sweat girl when she's not doing shows she likes her face to not be so sweaty so she uses powder. it seems to help her out. I hope it will help you out.
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okay so my nose has blackheads and i wanna get rid of them my friend said "elmers glue" does anyone know if that works? i dont have enough $ for pro-activ and those pore strips don't work.
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Glue does not work. But you could get Clearasil por cleansing pads. you use them everyday and your blackheads are gone! it works like a charm.
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i'm going to great wolf lodge on friday and i just want to know if its something to be excited about, or is it just a boring old water park? is it really as good as everyone says? i would like someone who has actually been there to answer this! thx! (link)
it's fun. but after awhile it starts to get kind of boring.
but it is very fun!!
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Hey Smelly Good
What did you do in the circus?
You sound like fun.
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well i'm still in the circus. but since people wouldn't belive me about talking to animals they had to find me a more
interesting job. so they taught me how to stick knives and snakes and other very crazy and dangrous things down my throat. thank you for writing me a question dear.

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Okay...so I was on this site and it had like how too's! IT was sooooo weird...they said that you can use an iron (the one you use to iron clothes and smooth out) to straighten your hair. They say u can't use it often (i wouldn't try it) but does it work? (link)
i don't think it would work out to well. It might burn your hair
up. I don't think it would be a very good idea to do it.
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like a lot of other people i have a bad habit of biting my nails. i ALWAYS do it! i like cna't stop. Can anyone give me advice on how i could stop?! I'll rate 5s! (link)
everytime you bite your nails your eating dirt,maybe some of your poop you didn't get out under your nails,nasty gross
illness,and other really nasty things. you can get really sick from getting all this stuff in your mouth.
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Is it true that if you dont shower when you're sweaty or after a workout you get acne because the sweat clogs pores or something? j/w (link)
no it is not true. you can go on any acne sight and it will say that it isn't true.

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My bedroom is white and boring. I've been thinking about redecorating it. mostly painting the walls. I just have no idea what color to paint it. My favorite colors are pink and black. I'd be scared to paint it black and plus, im not allowed. but im not sure if i wanna paint it pink. Please help.

What colors would you suggest to paint a bedroom.

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paint the walls purple or bright orange . it would look real
nice. but i think you should do each wall a diffrent color. such as pink,purple,orange,yellow,bright green. and other stuff. think about it hard. you want a bright and happy room. you don't want to mess up your room.

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