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Q: if u smoke dose it come up on blood tests ? cuz i smoke but i dont want my mom to know and im getting a blood test and i dont know if the doctors or whoever can tell if i smoke when they test my blood so please help me!
If you smoke cigarettes, then no, they can't. However, if you are smoking weed, and they are actually looking for it then yes. But if they aren't taking the blood test to see if you're smoking specifically, then you might not get caught.

Q: What are some good screenname Ideas?

-I love Avril Lavigne
-I LOVE LOVE LOVE orca whales
-I skateboard
-I'm a punk, tomboy type

Thanks, I rate really well
how about...

Iam notreally punkbecause i loveAvril andorcas

ok...so it might be too long. you get the point though dont you?

think of your own screen names

Q: Ok, this is the dumbest question I have ever asked and the blondest too but what do you call those people that ask you how many people are dining with you and then bring you to your table? I am so dumb asking this question but I need to know lol. Please don't call me dumb because I'm not, I'm just blonde, very blonde even though I'm a brunette lol. Thanks
ok...i wont call you dumb, but i will however call you a dumbASS. theyre called a hostess! ever heard of google? or maybe you could tear yourself away from the computer and ask someone who is relatively near you

Q: i have a friend james and his away message use to be "glock glock ya kno what im sayin?" any 1 kno what this means?
glock glock...yeah, thats definitely a form of italian sausage

Q: My friend smokes..and hes 13. Im trying to ask him to quit and i give him my point of view. Ive tried almost everything in the book..so dont say talk to him. i have.
let him smoke, if he likes it then let him. smoking is fun...in my opinion of course...

Q: hey i am like a punk kid. and i really dont like preps very much. but my mom is like anti-punk and loves preps. and she is really into the "preppy" clothes and attitude and all that good stuff. lol. ok well thats NOT me but how do i tell her without her freaking out. i mean i want to get my tongue pierced and my ears pierced a lot. but my mom is just not understanding for my personality. people tell me "Be yourself who cares what others think" but how can you be yourself when your mother is making you another. how do i try to show my mom that i am not like her?
Damn you like your labels dont you?

anyways, just tell her how you feel! what is she going to do anyways? i doubt shes going to do something horrible, so just tell her!

Q: What's ways to get people back - like TP them and stuff like that i need answers FAST =O nothing to bad tho-- just stuff to do to their yard or house or something any ideas??X3 the kers
well, you cant really make an impact if its not bad. but yeah, you can TP their house or you could key their car. or whats always fun is to order a lot of food to their house, like pizza or chinese or something like that.

have fun!

Q: im a freshman and all the senior guys are all over me. its great but its kinda bad ya no. this really hott guy invited me to a party and there will b drinking drugs sex and everything there and i dont want any of the guys to expect sex or a hj or bj from me. do u think i should go to the party? thnx
definitely...it'd be so much fun

Q: what color would a smurf turn when u choked it?
and should vegitarians be allowed to eat animal crackers? LOL THOSE ARE FUNNY!
well, usually, in order to be funny...you should put the fucking answer in there too. now i have nothing to laugh at! thanks alot for ruining my day


you weirdo...yes those are hilarious


FYI- im not that stupid to think that they have answers lol hence the "yes those are hilarious"

Q: I've been thinking of growing a mustache and goatee.
I was just wondering though.....do girls like that or is it generally a turn-off?
goatees are sexay!

Q: My question got deleted! And it says to refer to the help pages...But where are the help pages?
click the help button

Q: how do u make urself throw up. i no that i lean over and stick ur fingers down ur throat and cough.. is that rite..what else do u do
-just wondering
thats bad...what are you thinking?!

Q: How can you tell if a girl is pretty?
umm....look at her? lol idk

Q: Omfg I was just outside, and its raining really hard. I was just sitting out in the rain. Is there somthing wrong with that?????? Please tell me if there is a problem with liking rain..bcuz when somone saw me they fucking went crazyyyy. They were yelling get the fuck inside, and acting like i was going to kill myself!!!!!! I am sooo mad!! It was my fucking brother too. TEll Me the truth. IS it wrong to like the rain and go outside when its raining??? I mean this is the first time iv done it but everyone in my family acts like its sooo damn horrible!! plz help. They make mee feel so fucking stupid. like im crazy or somthing for doing that. My bro thoguth i was trying to get struck by lightning!!! AHHHHH is wut i did sooo wrong????
i love the rain...i made it a habit to go out in the rain. brothers suck...but parents are worse

Q: hi. well im skinny and i have long blonde hair and everyone calls my paris hilton. i dont mind it but they say it like its a bad thing. Its constantly too. Everywhere i go "o paris hilton" its so annoying and the way they say it is like its a bad thing. help
dont dress like her...or die your hair

Q: Hey yall! Peroxide doesn't help make your black arm hair turn blonde I tried it over and over again and it doesn't work...what else do yall think will work, anything around the house? if not what can I go buy, where can I get it, how much does it cost, and in what cities do they have it in??? Plz and thx I appreciate yalls help! And I will rate yall! l8er!
i use Sally Hansons creme hair bleach...it works pretty well if i do say so myself

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