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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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ok i know i had this questions earlier but i didnt ge tot see the answer to it... is getting your belly button peirced dangerous at all? and also is there an age where you to be old enough to get them peirced. thanx cuz i really want to get them done!!!!

no its not dangerous. ive had mine for 2 years. the only risk is if it gets infected before it heals, or it could get ripped out. you have to be 18 unless you have a parent present in most states.

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has anyone heard that lemon juice will help ance? has anyone ever tryed it? does it work

yes and it does.. i've done it before. it works, but don't leave it on there too long because it will eat your skin up ( its acid ... scarey)

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What kind of car is it (if you already have this question I am sorry my puter did something weird)? How about Superninjamanifestomobile. Throwing star. Charmer. Snake basket. Black Tigress. Manifest Destiny. Shredder. Tsuba. Katana. Ok. I gotta get back to work now.

you are so great! i love you.. im thinkin maybe superninjamanifestomobile. ill get that tattooed on my butt.

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How can I keep my eyeshadow on all day? It's powder eyeshadow that I love but it always fades away during the day. I don't want to keep reapplying it. Any tips so my eyeshadow stays on longer?

wear foundation underneath it first.

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I've heard of a 'Brazilian Wax'. What exactly is it and does it hurt alot? I'm thinking about getting it done and I'm a little concerned. Also, where can I get it done?

a brazilian wax is when all the pubic hair is ripped off. im guessing it hurts a lot. call salons and ask if they offer that service.

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Do you know how like "lol" and "brb" mean "laughing out loud" and "be right back", well what does "bbiab" mean? Thanks

i think its be back in a bit

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i was in the bookshop with my gang the other day, we were standing in the teen reading aisle (we're 13/14) and this guy was standing there by us. he was like 50, really racy looking, and he was just picking up books pretending to read them. and then sumthin really wierd happened. he started rubbing his dick really hard really close behind my back like he was sum horny pedafile or sumthin...i was SOOOOO scared, so i had him kicked out of the store. my question is, HOW DO I AVOID WIERDOS? am i a perv magnet? help meh!

thats totally not cool. that was a relly smart move, kicking him out, but you should have went to the police with a description of him or had him detained to be arrested.

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What are love handles and where are they located?

love handles are fat on your hips that can be grabbed.

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its wierd i know like everything there is to know...

but whats streaking?

one of my favorite hobbies.. lol

its running around in the nude. fun stuff.

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how come sum ppl freckle n sum ppl tan? and if u freckle how can u stop/get rid of ur freckles?

i think they go away as you age. i have lots of freckles and people think thats cute about me. personally i like mine, but if you are fair skinned like me then you usually freckle and not tan no matter how hard you try to tan.

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Who thinks Hilary Duff is fat?

i dont at all...
she looks healthy..nothing wrong with that. i think she is a good role model for girls to look up to instead of some anorexic model-chick.

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have u ever shoplifted something small and not gotten caught? jw
thanx

yeah.. but that was at a stupid phase in my life. i dont reccomend getting into something like that.

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hi, my sister is very very abusive and like whenever i go to my room with my friends she will barge in there and knock the shit out of me.she is 15 and im 13 and she is a whole lot bigger than me to what should i do???plaese help

erin.. you are a dork. im 17. i say: stop talking shit if you cant take it.

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Ok, My names Mike and I was wondering, I'm a very random person and will do anything to get a laugh from anyone. So. I do alot of random stupid things just to get a luagh, but sometimes the things I do make people think I'm just a retard. So, I'm wondering if anyone thinks that people like me are funny and great to have aound? And what I mean by people like me is, people with no care of what people think and will is unhibited and will act wild and crazy just for kicks.

LOL you are just like me, but a guy. thats awesome.. i love you already :) personally, if people arent up to doing crazy stuff like me, then i get bored with them. most of my friends are wacky and life is so much more fun. plus, who cares if some people think you are retarted.. they dont matter! the whole deal about being uninhibited is the fact that you dont give a rats ass about what people think about you. so keep goin' crazy man :)

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I was just wondering what r some websites to get quotes off of?

firehotquotes.com has some really good stuff

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Is 5'5 tall for a 16 almost 17 year old girl? I am worried that I am too tall...

babe, you are only two inches taller than me and i am one of the shortest chickies i know and im 17. so no you arent tall at all.

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ne one kno a store where u can buy "punk" type clothes? my mall has all abercrombie etc and im just looking for a place where i can find my type of clothing except for like hot topic and stuff...they r really nice except expenisive and more gothic. so help if u can thanks alot :)

i buy a lot of "punk" clothes at thrift stores. they are awesome and you can score some really cool stuff for really cheap. i mean definently wash all of it before u wear it, but thrift stores are goldmines for punk stuff :)

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Hey...I'm soo sick right now, I feel really dizzy and my throat is killing me soo bad, I've taken advil but that doesnt seem to work, could anyone tell me how to maybe make the pain go away a little more?...please hurry its hurts soo bad!=(...xoxo // Lyss

first thing.. GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO LAY DOWN!!!! second get some cough drops or popsicles or suck on an ice cube to numb your throat. then sleep and if its still bad tomarrow see a doctor. oh and feel better soon sweetie :)

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I'm a 15 yr old gurl and i'm in love with the show Lizzie McGuire. Its a disney show... made for like little kids. Am I totally retarded for liking this show? I dont know why I like it SO much but i realllllly do! I watch it everyday... twice a day! and I have a tape of all the recorded episodes which I watch a lot too. And of course the Lizzie McGuire movie too!!!!! I just cant get enough. I even cut my hair like hers (of course it looks better on her but whatev) please help i dont know what to do
Signed,
Confused Gurl

i don't think that show was for little kids.. i mean isn't lizzie like a freshman in h.s.? i mean, im 17 and i like that show too; its funny and theres a lot of stuff teenagers can relate to. and hilary duff has cute hair, so its completely normal to want to have her haircut. so, no, you are not weird for liking the show :)

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I'm 12 and i like to watch soap operas... am i weird??

why would that make you weird? i like to watch the weather channel a lot and animal planet. am i weird? ...well.. yes but we are all weird in our own loveable ways :)

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