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Q: 23/f my holidays were ruined.... when my chritmas tree fell................on me. i was rushed to the hospital but they were unable to get out all of the pine needles. i do smell like a car freshener, but the pain where the trunk hit me wont go away. i have been recomended for a therapudic setion to get over the terror but i couldn't pay for it becuase of the hospital bill, so i decided to use my computer to ask before i had to sell it..... how should i get the pine needles out? and, while im at it, how do i stop smelling like a car freshener...... and which pain reliever should i use?

Well you should take a shower and use asprin-trix. Or ask your doctor for Highdacodon. Its a pain realever and it works like magic. Also were LOTS os calone ( Even tho car freshener smells good)
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Q: Ok, well I heard this one person say "I think he was hitting up on me". What does 'hitting up' mean?? If it helps, the person who said it was a guy in high school, a junior I think. He might have been joking around or something like that though, because it kind of sounded like it, but I couldn't tell. Anyways, all I wanna know is what it means. I rate.

Hitting on you means like he likes you or he was flirting with you. He was trying to make some sort of remark as for you to to hook up anf be b/f and g/f

Q: Im going to get a root canal in about a few weeks and im REALLY terrified and scared!! I just went to the dentist today and they drilled my teeth, gave me 2 shots, put a dam on my mouth and pulled out the NERVES! The worst part was the dam adn the shots. Anyways I just want to know waht a root canal feels like and if it hurts on 1 - 10 and if you know any sites that tells about them. Please if you have had a root canal answer if you havent dont because I dont want the wrong information.

I would give it about a 6. But it onlt last for about 2 hours. After you get it you should feel that much pain after the first few days of getting it. Like most pain it gets softer and softer until you cant feel it!

Q: I just got spacers about 4 hours ago. I felt just a pinch when I got them on but now they hurt so much I cannot bite down. On Jan. 12 I will be getting braces. I am wondering are they going to hurt more then the spacers, and how can I relieve the pain. Thanks in advance.

Well for me they hurt a lot more. But before you go and get them tighted you can take some like tilanal or some sort of pain killer. That helps most of the time. Also with the spacers that will go away soon!

Q: what is a birthday suit?

It means that your naked they call it that because You were born naked but some people dont like to say naked so they say birthday suit

Q: ok well I don't know why (then again I do), but I feel numb.....Like my feelings... I like this guy, but he likes my best friend, yet, he wrote "I love you" on my planner.... SO I was confused about it.... I need to figure out y my feelings feel numb (that sounds odd) so if u could help I would appreciate it thanks

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You feel like that because you might think that your not ready to like this person. Or you might feel like that because you like this person but are not sure. And the "I love you" Might just be a joke. you should ask him. And if you do like him then ask him out that might make the feeling go away!

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Hey well I have always Liked to help people. Most Questions that people ask me I can answer. If i come across a question I dont know I will find someone for you who can!