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IM A GANGSTER.. STRAIGHT UP G. HAHA OKAY UHM WELL MY NAME IS DZANA IM 13 BUT IVE EXPERIENCE ALOT IN THOSE 13 YEARS SO YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL TRY TO HELP xO

P.S- THERE IS SUCHA THING AS A STUPID QUESTION OKAY LOL SO IF YOUR GONNA BE A LIL SMART ASS THATS GONNA ASK GAY QUESTIONS F.Y.I THEY WILL BE DELTED

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Hi,
Well isn't pretending to be a police a crime and you can go to law pretending to be a police??
Well then if that's correct how come on Punk'd they have fake police all the time isn't that aganist the law??

Yeah pretending to be a policeman/woman is a crime.And on Punk'd I think that isn't against the law because in the end they let the people know its a joke and its for a tee vee show so yea I really dont think its a crime. [♥]

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i kind of smell down there how can i help myself from not smelling. i do wash everyday too. sorry this is so embarrassing.

uhm i dont know if there is actually something you can do sorry [♥]

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Is your Girls Intuition right? Because mine is usually wrong. lol. Jw...

hehe um mine is usualli right like most of the time it all depends on the girl ..[♥]

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ok when i answer some peoples questions i answer them to the best of my abilities, but they end up rating me really bad because i say one bad thing liek these recent ones i put bf for boyfriend and she rated me a two and said that i should spell everything out next time and i will get a higher rating and another one i answered and just becuase i said what ever floats your boat they said its not about them and they rated me bad

this is really killing my ratings ill rate you good

ugh i totally hate when people do that wtf they need to get reall i dont think you can actually do something about it but just ignor it or just add on to the answer and be like why did u give me a bad rating what did i do to deserve it b/c thats just plain stupid! lol thats my opinion on that [♥]

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I beat my girlfriends ass the other day when she cheated on me and the dude that she had sex with me is somwhere in the river with a big ass hole in his back from my .16 gauge Shotgun.. I think she's going to go to the police and tell on me.. i think ima pop that bitch with a semi-auto if she tells on me so what should I do?

wtf!!! get out of here are you fuckin stupid ! she onli cheated on you its not like she did something extremely bad that doesnt give you the rite to shoot anyone dumbass i think she should tell the police n get your ass in jail bitch x0x0 Dzana ♥

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Um.. I think the realest rapper out there is KanYe West but people tell me i'm an idiot for saying that but wtf man? He's hella cool.. like.. listen to his music fo real to understand him so how do I get these knuckleheads to understand where im comin from?

okay well ... i dont reallii listen to rap all that much but ... you could tell those "knuckleheads" to actualli listen to his music and then they can say wtf they want and if they still dont agree with you after that then theres realli nothing you can do about it but let em listen to some of his music and see wat they think... hope i can help x0x0 Dzana ♥

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i was wondering if 5'7 is way too tall for a girl and can they wear heels? -xox-emily--

hey!! noo 5ft 7 is normal ... as long as its not like 6ft then its fine ... and yeaaa of course they can were heels but not too big of heels or they'll look like freakiin giants ... hope i awnsered your Q ... x0x0 Dzana

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I watch how the moon sits in the sky
On a dark night shining with the light from the sun
The sun doesn't give light to the moon
Assuming the moon's going to owe it one
It makes me think of how you act to me
You do favors and then rapidly
You just turn around and start asking me about
Things you want back from me

Pre chorus:
I'm sick of the tension, sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place to feed your greed
While I find a place to rest

I want to be in another place
I hate when you say you don't understand
(You'll see it's not meant to be)
I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy
A place for my head
Maybe someday I'll be just like you, and
Step on people like you do and
Run away the people I thought I knew
I remember back then who you were
You used to be calm, used to be strong
Used to be generous, but you should've known
That you'd wear out your welcome
Now you see how quiet it is, all alone

okkay i dont realli kno what im supposed to say to this ..... x0x0 Dzana

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ok this is embarrasing but i was really wondering--

what r blue balls?
ya i know personal but alot of people say this and i hav no idea what it means...thanks...i rate high for good answers!

lmao okay. some men may experience cramping and pain in their balls after a long period of sexual arousal but its not going to kill them the pain will go away on its own as the body relaxes if a guy is suffering from blue balls he can always relieve himself by masturbating so yeaa thats pretty much it x0x0 Dzana

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hey does anyone know what lmao stand for?

lmao!!! lol that stands for laughing mi ass off xoxo dzana

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well okay this sounds weird but the other day i was talking 2 my boyfriend online,and he was like "i wanna skeet,skeet,skeet" ...wtf does that mean? lol he wouldnt tell me thansk ♥

HEY 0KAY I'VE HEARD THAT SKEET MEANS T0 C0ME[SP] L0L C0RRECT ME iF iM WR0NG H0PE i HELPED X0X0 DZANA

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