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So a few weeks ago i just got dumped, and i really like this guy a lot still. I always ask himif he likes me and sometimes he says kinda and sometimes he says no. He acts really cute to me and stuff when no one else is around, or he will tell me he likes me but then the next day he will say he doesnt then 5minutes later he will tell me that he loves me. I like this guy so much and i would do anything to get him back.
Does he like me? Any ideas to win him back? (link)
give him time. he sounds pretty confused er somethingg. try not hanging out with him for a while. then you will figure out if you miss him and he wil find out if he misses you. ...or else youll miss him and he wont miss you...and i probably just messed up the rest of your life

woops!



i'm 13 yrs.old and female

i feel really stupid for askng this but, i don't know, i THINK i feel desperate!!! i don't know. i've LIKED ALOT of people in the past and even now!! i think i'm ugly but some people think i'm "pretty"( i THINK ppl. say that because they just wanna boost my self esteem.) no boy ever thought i was pretty. EVER as far as i know. i'm not popular nor am i nerd. i'm in the middle.i want boyz 2 like me, what do i do? i want 2 look better. but i don't wanna be drastic and use some chemicals,i wanna be ALL natural! what do i do about ALL of this??? boyz never even take a 2nd look at me!! HEEEELLLLLPPPP! (link)
well you should probably not take drastic measures and just have fun with people.doing stuff

or else the time bomb will stop tick i n g and you will be a ugly FOURTEEN year old

with no bf.
just keep being yourself.being origianl is admirable

er something


Well my name is Michael and my girlfriend refuses to call me that. She only calls me Mike. She also hates it when others call me Michael and corrects them with "Umm it's Mike not Michael." Even my mother. But she says it with more respect talking to my mom. Does this seem werid or overly possesive to anyone? Or should I just go with it? (link)
duude. that definitely sounds kind of possessive haha. you should just tell her you want to be called michael. or tell her your mom can call you whatever she wants since you know...she named you..uhhh

good luckman


i am 16 .. and a girl.. My ex boyfriend and i were together for a year and a half. we broke up 5 months ago and im not over him. we never really talk but recently we hung out and i still like him but he "says" he doesnt like me like that. how do i get over him or what could i do to get back together with him or atleast hang out one on one? (link)
say it was nice to hang out again.. ask if you can do it again sometime..


ok, i got a call from my bf asking if his ex girlfriend had called me. i said no y? and he said that him, his friend, and her got into a fight and that she said she was going to tell me everything. and i said, what do u mean shell tell me everything? and he said i dont know what shes talking about. she wouldnt tell me. n hes like, so if she says somethin to u tonight, just remember that shes insane. so i get home, and theres a message from her. but all it said was happy thanksgiving and a smily. so now, i dont kno whats going on. or what to do. ahhh!! help please. (link)
It really sounds like he is trying to hide something. Ask him about it and if you cant get an anwser from him then call her and ask. Just be like 'well i heard you guys got into a fight, what was it about?' and thank her for the happy thanksgiving message.


I talk to the guy I like alot on AIM and alot in school. We're great friends but it seems like I always IM HIM! I don't know if he doesn't want to talk to me but when I IM him we usually get into long conversations but he never starts them. It's always me. Is this a hint he doesn't want to talk to me? If it then why do we always talk up a storm? Pleae help!!

x0x0x Hopelessly Devoted
13/F (link)
maybe he just doesnt want to let you know that he likes talking to you or something. Dont fret he could be playing video games or something and not look at the screen unless he hears the little IM noise thing.. hah.. yeah its okay as long as its two people in the conversation


ok i i still like my ex we broke up liek 4 months ago an d i have a new bf and he has a new gf be we always flirts with each other . what should i do???
(link)
If you guys were pretty close then there is a chance that you'll do that forever. If you still have feelings for him you should tell him because he might too. Maybe you two can work on your spelling together.. good luck


I have a crush on my best friend thats a guy! He doesn't know but I don't know how to tell him and I know he doesn't like me like that...But how should I tell him I like him? I RATE HIGH AND GIVE GOOD COMMENTS! (link)
Chances r he already knows, but incase he doesn't try giving him a hug sometime or if your sitting by eachother put your head on his shoulder.. try acouple little things like that and you'll know if he likes u or not


Okay. I go out with this kid, lets call him John, and hes the second guy i've dated this year, and people are like all calling me like a hoe and stuff and I haven't been doing anything sexual, im not into the premarital stuff, but i just think its stupid. And people are like starting rumors and crap. Its really annoying. And I don't wanna break up with him just because people are starting rumors. But, I can't stop them either. (link)
btch-slap.


Ok... one of my best friends just left from SC and moved to FL. I miss hime soo much. His parents kicked him out of the house and I loved him but while he was here I was afraid to tell him and now that he is gone I wish I had. He always said he had something for me but everytime we wanted to do something I had a boyfriend. Should I call him and tell him how I feel? (link)
if you move to lousiana you guys can get married.


mi bf dosnt live in the same state as me but the thing is i know him so its not some guy that i met on the internet he use to live here and he went out with one of my friends but now that he lives in a diff state i keep thinking hes cheating on me. there is this other guy that lives here and we like each other and today i got really stressed and he told me i was cute because i didnt know how to do something and he started to blush i talk to him on the phone all the time but i dont talk to my bf on the phone i dont know if i should break up with my bf or not and go out with the one guy thats close by?

shood i

im realli confused (link)
so wait okay he lives in another state, and you never talk on the phone, yet.. hes your boyfriend? Okay.. hmm.. yeah.. good luck with that


OK, this is a stupid question- but you were the first person on the list of columnists the came up when I went to browse. If a guy asks you if you like him, and you tell him you do and he says "I can live with that." What does that mean? (link)
hah.. well it depends how he said it. Like if he smiles hes probably happy just wants to make u think hes cool.. and hmm.. yeah i dont know what else he could have meant. Prob. a good thing. Go off your own judgement


k..well 1st of all im usually one fo those peopel who are more into "friends with benefits" but its sorta changed becuz recently I met this girl my age and supposdely she likes me,but I brought my friend with me when I went to meet her and her friend, the thing is my friend ended up liking her, and she likes him which is great becuz I like her friend isntead've her, the thing is she's a bit older then me(not even a yr but she's a junior and imma freshamn that shuld be a sophomore,she's just like 16 and a junior and im 15 a freshman 16 in a while) and her friend has a b/f, but she is always smiling and talkin to me, and like it seems like she isflirtin off the hook and shyt, and its crazy cuz I like ehr but Idk if she likes me and yeah... (link)
did one of you guys get held back or something. Your weird.


You've probably heard this before, but here goes anyway.
I've been dating this guy for almost 2 months now. I am really in love with him (im serious!) but sometimes he can be a jerk. We live like half an hour from each other, and neither of us can drive, so we barely see each other. We used to say "I love you" everytime we talked, like before we hung up the phone, but now, he won't say it to me, unless its to make me feel better, or if he's done something I dont like and hes tryin to get me not mad.
So.. does he still love me? Or do you think hes losing interest in me and we should just break up?

I've tried talkin to him about it... and he tells me its my choice what I want to do. And that just makes it harder on me. Please help me come to a decision! (link)
He prob. doesnt say it cause theres another girl in the room.. hah.. no im sorry umm.. yes break up. be friends.


ok, umm...i just turned 13 and im in seventh grade(this might help 4 my question) and sometimes i think i mihgt be les or bi...i love looking at girls bodies, but i dont care about their faces or the personalities on the other hand, i love guys because of their faces, bodies, and personalities...am i les or bi or just curious? if i AM les or bi, how do i tell my best friend?(shes a girl, and might think that im coming on to her) since im in 7th grade, she might be too immature to handle it...and weve talked about gay ppl and lesbians before and all she says is: it would be weird to have a les friend....WHAT DO I DO????????? (link)
"i love looking at girls bodies, but i dont care about their faces or the personalities "
im thinking your going to need a sex change operation.


my question is that i asked my bf if he looks @ porn he said yeah and he was being porn but like a couple of Months ago he said he only looked at it when he was single but before i was like wow he looks @ that and he said he loves me and shit?? what should i do? (link)
hes normal.. if your that uncomfortable with it tell him not to let you know that he does it or something. Just put it in the back of your head.. most guys do they just dont tell you.


My boyfriend & best friend are very close. My best friend even hooked us up. The thing is, my best friend is always messing around with my boyfriend. They always play fight and laugh about it, but to me it's flirting. I get extremely jealous but try to play it off thinking they're just good friends. My best friend is the kind of person who if I told her about it would think I'm crazy but then flirt with him even more! I love them both, but I can't help feeling that they have some sort of feelings for eachother. He tells me he loves me and my best friend is just a friend, nothing more. Am I crazy for thinking this? Could there be something going on between them? (link)
Just think about it, their best friends, so there might always be something between them.. but then again if there is something going on then you'll just have to trust that one of them would tell you the truth. Being in a 'love triangle' can be confusing.. try to keep things straight and dont get too jealous because it might be nothing.


i like this boy pierre!! He'z a sophmore and the runningback for the varsity. He's cute funny and ohhh so many girls like him. He lives in my neiqhborhood n we've had sex...a lot. i wanna qet things moving furthur you kno..i want him 2 b my boyfriend. All he says is that he doesn't know andthat so many girls have hurt him before..is he afraid of commitment? i do more than enough just to see his face. Theonly reason i go to school is 2 see his face at the end of the day!What do i do..or say? He tells me he likes me and that hez not just gonna say he loves me to make me feel better..im qlad hez truthful...? (link)
your screwed. in more than one way. hah.


I like my best friends boyfriend and I think he likes he too, because he is always flirting with me, but I know she really likes him, what do I do?? I am so lost!!! (link)
Don't go for it. Dating the same people as your friends,even if they do break up, is always trouble.


i think my bf is always trying to make me jealous like he is always telling me about oh this girl at my work tried to give me her # and like last night we were talking about what we want to get pierced and all of a sudden he tells me this story about before we met this one girl got he belly botton pierced because she though he might like it and how she would tell him he would look really hot if he got stuff periced should i just make up something like he might be doing to get him jealous too or just leave it alone and make him see that it doesnt get to me maybe he will stop. (link)
sure, you can make him jealous. If he gets mad at you for it, then you can just tell him thats how it made u feel. Try just getting pissed next time though and be like, well if so many girls like you then you dont need me and get all bitchy. That will deff. work.




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