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Q: Okay so I'm going out with this guy. He cheated on me with my "friend" at a party, and I found out. The thing is, I don`t think he would have told me if I hadn`t found out. I still love him so much, but nothing can ever happen between us because of what he did. He has apoligized and I`ve just been really mean to him. What the hell do I do???????
PLEASE HELP.
sleep with his friend.

Q: There's this guy that I really like, we'll call him David. Anyway, David knows I like him, and he says he likes me too. But, he also says that he wants to wait to ask me out, till he gets to know me better. Anyway, he kissed me the other night, and I'm afraid it's going to turn into a friends with benefits relationship, which I don't want at all, but I have no self control around him, I can't help from kissing him back. How do I get him to ask me out sooner?
Kill Him....The stuff him...and WOW a guy that wont do anything WRONG...I know...im amazing
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Q: In choir I've noticed this guy staring at me for awhile. In Spanish he fools around and I think he tries to get my attention. When I'm at my locker he waits for the kid next to me and I can sense he's looking at me. He also catches my eye in the hall. Well today in my locker I noticed something on the top shelf. It was a small piece of paper that only said i love you. It was written sloppily like a boy's handwriting. I'm hoping maybe he wrote it. I never talk to him but I really want to. Any ideas on how to do so....because I'm really shy. :-/
Seduce him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Hey it's me yet again with yet another problem.
There's this kid who I have strong feelings for, and we were into each other for the longest time. He just broke up with his girlfriend and he's miserable because he cared about her... gurr it makes me so jealous!
He's ignored me for the past month... just all of a sudden stopped liking me. I care about him SOOO much. Should I be mad for his ingoring me like that and going out with someone else... and just avoid him? Or try, now that he's single... to get his attention again????
OOOOK...dude...first of all...he never knew you liked him so you have no right to be jelous cuz that didnt stop him at all...but if u wanna..start a cat fight in the middle of the hall with his ex for making him upset...OR...seduce him...its up to you.
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Q: breaking up with your boyfriend for his best friend...?

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still going out with him because he's a really good guy and you're afraid to break his heart...?

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what should I do, because my boyfriend is the most amazing guy ever, and he'd cry and be depressed for months if anything happened. But I just don't have feelings for him anymore, and his friend and I like eachother... help!
Cheat on him then deny it when he finds out.
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