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Q: is it true that there is DNA in waste? so it would be a bad idea to leave it on someones porch, right? in the movies ppl never get caught, but i dont think thats what happens in real life. except that DNA testing prob takes a long time and money and effort. your thoughts?
Of course there's DNA in excretions. There is DNA is found in everything in your body, from your toenails to your hair to your skin. I know that in "Disturbia", there was a bag of waste left on his porch, but doing so is a petty crime, if a crime at all in some places. I don't think that the police are going to come down and do lab tests just to find out who left a bag of poo on your front step. If there was a death threat with it or something, then I yeah, maybe, but just a bag of poo isn't going to interest the police.

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