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Q: ... How d you get a guy to wanna kiis you??????????????????????????
This is a dumb question. It even looks dumb. I look at it and think "This is a stupid and stupid-looking question that looks as if it was written by a four-year-old." And I don't think that four-year-olds should even be interested in guys yet.

Buuutttt.... it's none of my business what you, Miss Four-Year-Old, is doing.

HOW TO GET A GUY TO WANT TO KISS YOU-
-Don't be a psycho.
-Have a brain in your head.
-Be really pretty.
-Know him. You can't randomly walk up to someone that you don't know and expect that he'll want to make out.

Once you guys know each other, and he knows that you're pretty, have a brain, and are not "out there", say to him (when you're alone) "I bet you're a really bad kisser." Then tell him that he "doesn't have the balls to kiss you". That is the "works every time" answer. That probably won't work for a long time relationship though. But that's not what you asked. So, yeah, I my main points are that you have to make him all kind of "got to prove myself" and also that this is a dumb question that you could find the answer to via http://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8




EDIT: Your feedback: ew jerk. Well, lovely, ew. You must be a mind-reader or something because that is exactly what I was thinking when I read your question. I know by being outspoken in my answer I was not exactly endearing myself to you, but what do you expect; I have no sympathy for stupid people and it was only instinctal of me to tear you apart for various misspellings, too many question marks, and a stupid question to begin with, with which I would've torn you apart anyway for even if you had perfect grammar.

ew jerk.

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
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