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Q: Can anyone tell me who this is? I came across this picture and thought he would make the perfect Edward. (Twilight)

http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi132.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq7%2Fmatthiasxxx%2FHOT%2520GUYS%2Faf88.jpg&searchTerm=guys%20with%20long%20hair&pageOffset=3
I'm pretty sure it's not anyone particularly famous, probably the person who posted the photo, who's name is below it. And I don't know, I always pictured Edward with short hair and pale skin. : )

You can't really make anyone pale. Liar. (JK!) You can make a lot of pale people tan, but usually not vice versa, at least not easily.

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Hey. I answered this a couple weeks ago, but I thought this was interesting... The person in that picture is actually a Calvin Klein model... thought you'd like to know. I just did a Yahoo Image search for Calvin Klein, and that picture in an ad came up. Cool, huh?

Fair enough, but he's described with kind of longish curly auburn hair, and you can make anyone look pale. I guess it's a matter of opinion though.

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

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