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Q: you know when you're trying to think about something and then suddenly something totally perverted pops in your head? well sometimes ill be trying to do something and then suddenly ill start thinking about what would happen if i said for example, "(insert name here) is hot". then i get this huge urge to say it out loud. this usually happens when im really sleepy in school or when im talking to a (female) friend (im not lesbian or bi btw) or when its silent when we're taking a test or something. the more i think about not saying it out loud, the more the urge increases!

so i need advice for this problem because sometimes it makes me not pay attention to conversations. :|
thanks in advancee!

When you think of it, just look at an ugly person or think of something ugly. I think this will rid you of this problem. I used to get that sometimes, like when I am all fired up at dances and parties I feel like yelling "I'm a ho!" for no reason. So I looked at an ugly person (they're very common) and just continue with whatever conversation I was having or whatever. I hope this works for you too.

Rating: 5

umm..weird advice but i laughed at the "I'm a ho!" part. lol thanks

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