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Q: hey there okay heres the thing I got talkin to this guy on Bebo and we were writing to each other every nite and stuff which was gd but then he asked for my msn so I gave it him knowin that wed get bored of each other anyway.
So after wed been talkin for like two weeks I posted a pic a me and he was like whos that I said me He said are you gonna change ur profile pic on bebo as well I said why dnt u want me to??
he said is that a trick q I said explain and he hurted me big style by sayin that he had learned not to say anythin bout a gals looks which i logged off at leadin to him basically blaming me sayin that I was over reactin and that he didnt wanna talk any more!!
wot do I do I cant get him outta ma mind still and this was weeks ago do I block him or simply js delete my bebo page it is when on this I think of him !!
help!!
xx

Get off the interactive Internet and get out there to met and make friends with real people you can see. Just forget whatever just happened in the last two weeks or whatever. Internet friends are not actually your friends. They're not real. You can't see the smiles that they give you, you can't feel their hugs, you can't smell their perfume, and you can't hear their voices. Met some ACTUAL people, and trust me, you're gonna be a whole lot happier.

Sorry if I seemed insulting. I don't just mean you, I mean EVERYBODY. Everyone understands each other better when you can see, hear and feel the person you're talking to.

Rating: 3

sorry bout the three but you were a tad insulting!!

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

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WARNING:
My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.