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The other day I answered someone's question. And in that question I stated that ovulation can also occur after a person's period. ( 6-14 days) which I googled and found out I was right. Another person wrote my advice column to dispute this fact, but turns out she didnt dispute it al all: here is that she said word for word: Oh, and no you are not fertile AFTER your period you fucking idiot. You are not fertile UNTIL 14 DAYS AFTER YOUR PERIOD. Get your facts right. Now does everyone see that she said your NOT fertile AFTER your period, its 14 days AFTER your period! Duh thats what I said! Why do people resort to name calling when trying to dispute something? or is it just this person doesnt posess any class? 5's for all thoughts.. except for her's.
Heh, this is funny. My boyfriend actually has a theory on this. I was re-reading it just today.
I will summarize for you.
Normal person + anonymity + audience = shitcock.
"So you see, given me, a normal person, plus the anonymity of the internet, plus you as an audience, I will sooner or later degenerate into a total "shitcock". That's right. This is a scientific law, proven by all kinds of observations. However, until now, no one could feasibly explain why this equation held true, or why so many people on the internet were such ridiculous fuckholes."
He goes on to say how internet asshats will either drive away the nice people, or turn them into asshats themselves. If you think about it, it is true. When someone is a dick to you online your first reaction is to curse them out. That turns you into an asshat as well. Given enough exposure to shitcocks, either you join them, or go away.
This leaves only the shitcock asshats to roam the communities and websites once populated by nice people. Anonymity and an audience can turn someone into a total fuckhole. I would assume that is what happened with this idiot.
She attacked you when you were right. I wouldn't put much stock into what she says. She doesn't even understand basic ovulation. And she is a FEMALE. You can't put much weight on the rantings of an asshat shitcock fuckhole.
Heh, I don't think I have ever swore so much in a "brilliant answer" ever. Sweet.
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LOL! thanks!!!
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