LiLReBeL6907's advice column

Everytime my boyfriend (who i have been with for 1 and a half years) gets a boner, his penis is bent, like a banana. If i try to have foreplay with him, this makes it difficult and i want to laugh. Im not sure what to do. It makes intercourse unsexy and turns me off. He just doesnt give me the pleasure i need. Does anyone know what to do? im thinking of breaking up with him because i need to laugh everytime he gets horny. Please get back to me as soon as possible!

Well if the sex isn't right then maybe you should consider talking about it before breaking up with him. Breaking up with someone because they can't satisfy you is not the right way to go. If you really care about him and the relationship is good, then maybe you should focus on fixing the problem, instead of totally dismissing it. He has a curved penis, and this has been a problem for many girls. They have problems finding the right position that works best for the both of them. I suggest looking on the internet for websites that will show you which positions are best for you. and next time you get down and dirty, turn the lights off and experiment with these new ideas. Laughing would probably not be the best thing to do, so maybe turning off the lights so you don't have to see it will be better. But sooner or later you are going to have to see it, so honestly, if looking at his penis makes you laugh, then maybe you might be a little immature. All I'm saying is, everybody is different and so our their bodies. You would probably be very offensive if a guy took off your bra, looked at your boobs and started laughing his ass off saying something like, "Holy shit! Your nipples are HUGE! HAHA" So be considerate of his feelings. Hope I helped.
~Sherah

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(Rating: 5) Thanks for the answer, wasnt really happy with the "little immature" part because its easier said than done. But thankyou, u gave some good tips. Thanks x

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