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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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I am in so much emotional pain right now it could kill a cow!

I was basicly raped

I have lost everything

im not in school

everything is just going down the drain and I hate it!

What can I do to make this stop and have me be happpppy once in my life i just want to be happy

Kill the cow.

Getting raped is always unfortunate. I have a friend, she has been raped by 7 different people at different times and I realize it can be hard to cope with.

You say you lost everything. Do you have your family? any friends? Self respect? These are the first things you need to look to or restore. If you're religious, you can look to your God.

You should really get back in school. It will help with money problems and allow you to meet people.

It sounds like you have a real reason to be depressed, but there are many bumps in the road, and most people get extremely depressed about 2 times in thier life (on average). Once you get out, you realize why life is really so great.

Good luck.
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