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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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ok well like i have two big problem areas that i would like to get rid of before the summer. i missed a dance because we had to wear liek a skirt, i didnt go becuasee i didnt want to show my legs. i want to lose weight on my inner thighs and the back of them, also my arm like if i put my arms out like a t or like -|- the - are my arms its flabby under neath. i life 4 pound weights but i dont know if that will just build muscle or loose the fat. i also do crunches and run sometimes. i do wall sits for a minute a day. i just need help with my thighs and arms. sorry its long. ill rate 5's

You can get rid of fat with cario workouts. Running, biking, jumprope. Ect. Building muscle doesn't do much to get rid of fat.
WARNING EVERYONE
WARNING
WARNING

Ooh, you gave me a 1.
Here's how it works, miss I need to lose a few pounds. You get off of your butt and work out.
You asked an unanswerable question, and I gave you a simple and true answer. There's no magical way to lose weight.
It seems you'd be satisfied with nothing less though.
You're just like that joke;
"I wish somebody would do something about how fat I am!"

By the way, you'll never have a good relationship with the way you act now.
Ever.

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(Rating: 1) sorry i gave you a 1 but you didnt really help i allready knew most of that.


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