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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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My ex-best friend Hana and I used to be really close, but ever since she went down to visit her cousin (who is pretty slutty herself) she's been acting like the only thing that matters in the world is how good she looks. It was really starting to piss me off, so I told her. She blew it off like it was nothing, which made me angrier. So, now she's started hanging out with two other girls that are known as sluts at our school, and they've really been annoying me. She pretty much dropped me for them, which made me sad. Now since she's found out that her only friends are the other two sluts, she's been trying to be friends with me again. I don't know if I should accept her friendship or not because it really made me angry how she dropped me like that. She hasn't even said sorry... Now since she's been hanging out with those two girls, I haven't talked to her at all. It really makes me sad that we're not friends anymore because we used to be able to tell eachother anything. I've made new friends, but in a way I miss my old one. If you have any advice for me then that would be awesome! Thanks

First, you need to tell her to go away. Friends like this (I've had many) will go back and forth. It's best just to end it before she hurts your feelings several times.

Also, whoever said condoms are 99% effective against HIV and pregnancy is dead wrong.

"Facts on Reproductive Rights," from the National Organization for Women

* The condom fails 14.2% of the time (due to incorrect use).
*When used correctly, condoms are 97% effective.
*Condoms reduce the risk of HIV/AIDS transmission by approximately 85%.

Another interesting fact:
Condoms provide virtually no protection against an STD called the human papillloma virus (HPV). HPV is the most common medical problem seen by gynecologists and causes almost all cervical cancer in the U.S.

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(Rating: 4) Thanks for the advice!


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