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um....ok im 14 and im pregnant! my mom keeps on asking who the dad is but i dont even know....ive had sex 3 times and with 2 different guys...the first one was some guy i met on the internet about 24 AND the other guy i had sex with twice and he is 49 yrs old....i know there is tests to figure it out....but i dont know where to get that...at a hospital i guess....how do i tell my mom who the guy is anyway is what im asking...its either a 24 yr old or a 49 yr old....what should i do!!!!!???? please help... i will rate with anything

You are gonna have to fess up to your mom. You are also going to have to wait until the baby is born to prove anything (As far as I know, they do not have paternity tests in-utero) So, it looks like you have an uphill battle on your hands. Also it is gonna be hard, and I mean HARD, to get those two guys to fess up to having sex with a minor. It is illegal and... punishable with jail time and possibly having to register as a sex offender. You are gonna need your mom, you better do it soon. All you can say is...Mom I really screwed up and now I need you. I will listen to all you have to tell me, because I am in trouble.

[**EDIT** I am editing my answer because I have just read all of the other advice given to you. What you did was stupid, yes...but you do not need to be insulted and judged by these people. Obviously, you were in over your head. This does not mean that others that you come to for help should in fact beat you up and curse at you for it. What you need are differing opinions on what you should be doing so you can make a choice on your own. Hopefully, in the future you will make smarter choices. Right now you need to talk to your mother and get to the doctor. You also need to inform those men that you are pregnant.]

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(Rating: 4) thank you about the editing part...that rly raised my selfconfidence


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