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I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...
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SORRY IT'S LONG BUT PLESE HELP
Ok where do I start?Let me first explain that as a girl I'm not pretty but I'm not ugly either,I don't get attention from boys especially not popular ones I only get attention from older men and other people that I would so not like to date
But recentley a quite popular boy has seriously been onto me and he tells all my friends and everyone else how much he likes me and how he thinks I like him.He is like really popular and can have any girls in schoool he wants so why me?the thing is I don't actually like him. I mean I want a bf and all cause I've never had one but I'm not that desperate,he's like really sweet and all and my sister and most of my friends like him and think we suit eachother but I just don't see it.I have been trying to come up with plans that can get rid of him but none of them ever suceed and last week I over heard him telling his friend that he was going to ask me out and when he does I don't actually want to say yes but I need a good reason to say no don't I? just incase he asks why I don't want to go all in explaining how I don't feel that way about him so my only option is to say that I already have a bf but I don't like lying so can someone like tell me how to get one and QUICK PLEASE
If you think that "I am not interested is not good enough of a reason then try these lines....
Eh, your just not all enough.
I am a staunch non-conformist and therefore I cannot date you because people like you.
I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited. Therefore I cannot date you.
I have Tourette's Syndrome. So if your f$#@%# A@#% isn't F#%^%ing embarrassed by the sh#%& I say, then GODFU$*@% you piece of%#@* Your mom is a c#@& that *&%#@ when she &$%@#. It happens every OTHER sentence.
You have to be this tall (and raise your hand up as far as you can) to ride this ride.
I only date guys with cars (if he is 16 then you only date guys that can vote.)
If those don't suit your fancy, then be honest. Say you just are not ready to date right now.
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lol but I am ready just not for him if you know what I mean and being honest just doesn't cut it it hurts poeples feelings
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