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So here is the low down on moi:

I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...



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There are a lot of really ugly girls at my school (( not to be mean to them becasue I think I'm ugly too )) that get really hott boyfriends, and some of them are juniors and seniors. I'm a freshman and I really want someone but I cant get anyone... ever... Can anyone help me? My friend Says I need to be more confident... HELP!

You think that you are ugly, but want others to find you attractive? Plus you are comparing yourself to other older girls with more life experience. That is a recipe of success if I ever saw one....ok, I lied a little. There is a difference between being fat and being ugly. I got news for you, even the most attractive person can be made ugly by being an embarassment to breathing. If they are as ugly as you say they are, you can lose the weight, but they will always be ugly. Its not the most mature thing, but if it makes you feel better...

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(Rating: 1) they arent older than me....


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