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Okay, so just to set the record straight, my brother is a DUMBASS and cannot be left without the guidance of my parents without doing something completely stupid. He is 17 freaking years old and you'd figure he wouldn't be as dumb. Somehow, Lord only knows how, but somehow, he spilled a half a galon of laundry detergent on the tiled laundry room floor. Of course, he says it wasn't him and leaves it there for ME to clean up. Now, me being the younger sister, shouldn't it be the other way around? He has to clean up MY messes? I'm 16 by the way. So now, there is laundry detergent all over the floor, under the washer and dryer and I have NO clue how the hell I'm supposed to clean this mess up. We have a guest coming over at 6:30 today (it's 4:50 over here now) and I don't know how I'm supposed to clean this mess, and the rest of the house up in time. Does ANYONE have any suggestions on how to clean this up? ANY ideas would be greatly appreciated. Oh, and you have no need to tell me to murder my brother because I'll do that as soon as he gets home from work.

ok first..no he shouldnt be the one cleaning up your messes. your not three. you should both clean up your own messes. plus..it seems to me like your wasting a lot of time sumbitting questions and waiting for responses, when you have a whole house to clean. is the detergent a powder? if so move the damn washer out and sweep the shit up, takes about two minutes. if its liquid, mop it up. its not brain surgery.
you also just proved that your retarded. you cant figure to soak up the mess by the phrase "mop" dont scrub it up dumbass soak it up with a mop.

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(Rating: 1) First of all, thank you for your sarcastic answer. It was greatly appreciated. Second of all, you can't mop it up because suds will be EVERY where and it will take about 5 hours longer. Third of all, I'm not sitting here waiting for answers, I'm coming back and fourth from cleaning the rest of the house. I'm not stupid, if it was freaking POWDER I wouldn't be asking the question you dumbass.


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