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I'm a 16 year old girl.

Ok. So I like my eyes and all but when guys try to get me to go out with them just by telling me that they like my eyes it totally turns me off even if the guy is really hott or nice. Here is an example of what most guys say: "Your eyes have taken over my soul."

The whole "your eyes see into my soul" thing is getting very old. My question is, can't guys come up with some original pick up lines? (link)
no. guys are simple creatures. look for one that doesn't bother with pickup lines at all.


My brother and I are both 17 and I'm a girl. Yes, we're twins.

A few days ago he asked my dad to buy him something for his car. I don't know what it's called but it doesn't really matter.

Well, I was standing right there when he was asking him and I told my dad not to get it for him because he had one before and it annoyed EVERYONE in my family. Specially me. And I was the reason he had to get rid of it before. We don't share a car or anything it just really annoyed me.

So, of course my dad said no. My brother then went to my mom to try to convince her. He did a great job with that and now she is on his side. But, she couldn't convince my dad.

After a while of bugging my dad about it, my dad gave in and said that if I said yes then he could get it. I thought about it for a while and said no. My brother then told me that he'd give me 50 bucks if I said yes. I thought about it some more and told him that I would say yes if he gave me 100 dollars. With a little bit of arguing we agreed that if he gave me 75 dollars I'd say yes.

And that is EXACTLY what we said--75 bucks IF I SAID YES.

So, I told my dad that I'd be okay if he got the part thing for him. He asked why and I told him about the 75 dollars.

With that, my dad and brother went to the car store (or whatever it's called) to get the part. They didn't find it. They then went to another place and still were not able to get it. After that my dad was tried so they came home.

When they got home I asked where it was and my brother said that everyone they went to was out. He then asked for his money back and I said no. The deal was that if I said yes then I'd get the money. How was I supposed to know they wouldn't have the part?

Well, we got into a big argument and then my dad told me to just give him his money back. I was really mad but I gave it back anyways. My dad then told my brother that since he did that to me, he couldn't get the thing for his car.

Now my brother is mad at me because he says it's my fault (okay dickhead, you're the one that went back on your word).

He's acting like the biggest baby and it's really annoying! How can i get him to just shut the hell up and get over himself?
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I belive you have the words already. Fuck being nice.


i really wanna get the new dance dance revolution for x-box and it says the game is 40$ but do you need to buy the mat with it??

ANSWER ASAP

il rate!! (link)
well, if you don't have one than i would think so, hoe do you play DDR with out it?


I’m really into fashion and my parents know that. My mom and I have talked about me going to an art school before and she wouldn't mind if I did. I have a very good chance of getting into UCLA but there is one problem--my dad. He refuses to let me go to an art school. He wants me to go to UT (Texas) which is where he went. I'm in the top 10% of my class so I'm in automatically there. He told me that in the end it was my decision but if I decided to go to UCLA then he wouldn't pay for it. UCLA is an expensive school and it'll be even more since I'll be coming in out of state and I won't be able to pay for it on my own. I need my dad. I tried to get my mom to talk to him about it but it didn't help. So now I don't know what to do-- go to UCLA and pay for it on my own (which I most likely be able to do) or go to UT and have my dad pay for it. What do you think? (link)
You have to follow your dreams. If UCLA is what you REALLY want, go for it. Does UT have any art or fashion programs? Are they good enough for you?


Okay.. I have kissed guys before, but not made out before. How do you make out with someone? I know a lot of people will say "it comes naturally", but that doesn't really help me out.. lol.. like what do you do with your tounge?? It confuses me..

Any help is appreciated. Thanks!! (link)
whatever makes you happy. touch his tounge, touch his lips, keep it to yourself and just enjoy his.


13/f

is making out for your first kiss wrong? i got my first kiss from my ex when i was 12 yrs. old, but i still know how perfect it felt. i was just wondering if it's wrong to make out as your first kiss. is it? (link)
not if you feel comfortable making out the first time. you say it felt "perfect", so it obviously is perfectly fine for you.


Okay I am a bit scared right now. I have been having sex I am on the patch and when having a sex my boyfriend always uses a condom. Well He is in college and he only comes back on weekends. The weekend (last weekend) he came back was also week 4 (my period week) from the patch. So I decided to skip over to another patch instead of taking the week off. So it was week 1 again. Well, the next week I took the patch off, this is what would have been week 2 but I changed it to the off week so I could still have my period, I decided one day after my patch change day to do this (patch change day= wednesday, day I changed it= thursday)It is now sunday and I still have not had my period. Could I be pregnant, or is it just that I was not supposed to have it yet or something else? Pleas help me!! (link)
go to a doctor. and next time, don't screw around with your meds dummy.


is it weird to ask your boyfriend whether you turn him on?? he's quite a good boy and we never discuss anything like that.. however, i'm really curious as to whether he finds me desirable at all. is this a weird thing to just ask out of the blue?

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yes. but don't let it stop you. if you wanna know, ask. if it scares him enough to be a problem, he's probably beneath you.


Has anyone here read the Goblet of Fire? I'm about to go see it. I haven't read the book for 2 years, and I need to be refreshed on some things. Why was Ludo Bagman important? Why was Barty Crouch important? Why was Crouch taking PolyJuice Potion in order to look like Moody? And lastly, why were the Death Eaters burning down the place near the beginning of the book?

Thanks

Trinity (link)
1) ludo was important in the book cuz he was betting on harry and therefore trying to help him win

2) Crouch sr. is important because he is the major tip off to bad things afoot

3) He was taking the potion to be moody so he could guide harry to the port-keyd cup/ lord voldiepants

4) The death eaters are burning stuff cuz they're jackasses. that's it.


hey everyone! wow ok i used to skateboard about to years ago and then i kind of quit and started to dress...uhmm how what should i consider it...prep? ok well im getting back into it and im starten to wear my old clothes. zero shirts HIM shirts element baker etc. (u get the idea). well everyone is making such a big deal about it and they wont leave me alone and they keep making fun of me. im starting to think about giving up my one true love...skateboarding or changing my look just to get the approval of the people. but i dont want to. what should i do? please help! much love (link)
Don't let ppl change you. If you wanna skate, skate. If you wanna wear band shirts, wear them. Tell the people who are freaking out to get a life, because stuff like this has nothing to do with them, and everything to do with you.


13/f
I didnt know what this went under but any ways i have like stretch marks on the sides of my boobs and there not that visible but is this normal? and if so will they go away? and if not is there anything i can do to get rid of them? thanks so much ill rate 5's for any good advice (link)
they're normal. I have them on my hips. I dunno if they go away on their own, but you can get creams for them. look for stuff with cocoa butter.


I don't know if I like this guy like a freind or MORE then a freind. What kind of emotions do you feel for antoher guy in making this kind of dicision?

--More then a friend? (link)
It differs between ppl, but if you find your self having naughty fantasys about them, you prolly do. You have to look really, really deep. Try thinking about how you'd feel if they died, or play out what you think it'll go like when/if he asks you out in your mind.


Does anyone know where I can make a website that can be googled? I also want it to be free. (link)
www.freewebs.com?

you need to submit a site to google for it to work tho, I think...


Does anyone know any good websites, chatrooms, and basically anything that might help me get in touch with someone with the same interests as I? I'm a 16 year old Asian, yeah pretty sick huh? oh wellz (link)
www.myspace.com

or

www.xanga.com


my butt hole always itches...... what does this mean???... will this cause problems in the future!!


thanks

gangster georgia (link)
it will be really irritating, try wiping your butt better after you sh!t, if it doesn't go away, ask your doctor.


Why is it that everyone focuses on the sex of a relationship before a relationship has even started, why do people judge each other on looks rather than personality? (link)
because people are stupid and sahllow.

kudos to you for seeing the lame-ness in it


what if your boyfriend asks you to have a threesome with him and your best friend what would you do and what advice would you give to others in this situation? (link)
You should only do what you feel comfortable doing. If YOU feel like it (not your bf, or your bff, or whoever) go for it, otherwise, don't, and don't let him pressure you into anything you don't want.



am 25 yr old guy, virgin....off late feel like have sex...but masturbate at least thrice a week...would that cause problems in future? i have been doing this for quite a few yrs now. (link)
masturbation does nothing to your ability in the sack. But poor gammar skills might make it harder to get to said sack.


So me and my friends were smoking paper (yeah i know its retarded) And I know it cant get you high (unless you stuff it with weed or have smoke newspaper which has ink) but I was wondering if there are any effects. You do inhale a ton of smoke and burn the heck out of your throat. Just wondering. I'll rate you for anything unless its under the lines of "Omg you shouldn't do that!" thanks. (link)
You inhale smoke, wich contains chemicals that bind to your blood instead of oxegen, and doesn't leave, you burn your throat, you burn your wind-pipe, you burn your lungs, you take oxygen away from your brain, you fuck up your heart and circulatory/respitory system. But hey, smoking paper with no up side is TOTALLY worth it. Happy Smoking. :)


Ford Focus (cold air intake)(2002)
Chrysler Cirrus (1999)
Grand Am GT (1995)

How fast can they go? I mainly would like to know how fast a Grand Am GT could go. And how much horsepower. Also if all 3 cars were racing which would come in 1st, 2nd, 3rd place. And what would be a close call?
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What possesed you to think I know anything about cars?

Try asking the masses, and see if they put anything that helps you.

Why did you ask me though...?




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