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Q: I have really thick hair, its always frizzy, doesnt matter what i do.when i come out of the pool its terrible! how can i get it thinner?
Go to beauty parler and get it thined out. Or just put it up or get it cut. Im sorry im not much help im nto a very good person to be asking about hair issues lol i dont care much about my hair. But hope iv helped a lil and dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: i have always had really short hair. it's been a dream of mine to grow it out, but right when it's a little past my shoulders, i always chicken out and cut it again! i think it's because there is no good styles for shoulderlength hair, but i still really want to grow it out. is there a product/way to grow it out more quickly so it can be long?
No but yes there are hair styles to put it up. Pigtails, buns, pony tail. And so much more but im not gona list them all i would be hear all day. Just experiment and i dont really think there is a product to grow hair faster sorry. Hope iv helped a little and dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: whats blue balls?
Lol im not quit sure but its sounds like what you get when you wrap a rubber band around your ballz. Or it might be a city there really is a city called blue balls. Any ways im sorry im not much help but i tried. Dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: if you have like one meal and a gadorade or something a day after a month or two is that considered an eating disorder like anorexia? also if you do that does anyone no about how much weight will b lost after a month?
That isnt healthy at all just to do that. If you do that you are going to lose weight like crazy. But as soon as you eat more then what you do now then your going to get reallllllllly fat in no time at all. And you can get very sick from it you can become diabetic, Or i dont know about anerexic i dont beleive so but you can become very very sick and you could die from it. My advice would be to eat 3 meals a day just for health or at least 2. Dont want to see someone die over stuff like that or become sick. Well good luck dont be afraid to write back and hope iv helped a little.
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Q: I used to go with this guy and we broke up a while back and I still have feelings for him.After we broke up,I started talking to his brother and i like his brother A LOT!He knows i like him because I told him.I like both of them A LOT and I would do anything for both of them.How do I chose which one to be with?HELP!!!
That is a very hard question and its very difficult to choose one guy to go out with. But in the end you have to think to your self what would happen if i went out with this guy instead of the other. The only thing i really can tell you is follow your heart and your inner voice. In the mean time good luck! and i hope you get the good guy in the end. Dont be afraid to write back and hope iv helped a little.
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Q: it is okay now! his dad walked in on him and now he is going to jail and my friend is okay!! :):):)
Im glad to hear that.. He needs to go to jail for what he did. And i know how hard it was on your friend i went through it with one of my boy friends but i didnt tell anyone.. any ways im just glad to hear shes ok and hes in jail. Well talk to you later and dont be afraid to write back! hope i helped.
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Q: Okay im gonna give you two guys and you decide which you like best okay? PEYTON:sweet,kinda best friend,hot,kinda talk to,wants 2 keep relationship secret,football playa,beatiful eyes, charming,shy,can protect me,and sweet! ADAM best friend, hot, always, talk 2, sensitive,wants to tell every1 about relationship,baseball playa charming,and sweet! Plz answer as soon as possible!! .
I would go with Adam! it seems more better because who wants there relationship a secret?!
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Q: hey i didnt no wat to put this under. but i need help. is it wrong to wish that u wouldnt wake up in the morning. or widh that u were dead. and if so then how do i stop thinking like that. i feel like everybody hates me and that if i was gone would ne body care! i no i shouldnt but i do and rite now i just want to leave. plzzz help me how can i stop thinking like this?
Its an unbeatable force it means that you are depressed and you need to go talk to a counseler. Or your parents to have them help you because i ussually feel that same way. But you have to keep telling your self that it will get better and life is worth living. Because once your dead your dead there is no coming back. And you arnt wrong for thinking that it isnt your fault your probably just going through tough times. Just stick through it and youll pull through. If you need any help dont be afraid to write back and i hope iv helped in some way. Live life to the fullest and live one day at a time it will get better i promise!
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ps. im here for you if you need to talk.

Q: I'm a virgin, 15 yrs old & totally in love with my boyfriend. We're both ready to have sex & the only issue I have on it is do you guys like hair 'down there'? I know some guys dont mind or & some guys really do. What do guys my age like? I dont want him to be disgusted when were about to have sex cause of my hair! He's not a virgin.
Im not a guy so i wouldnt know but i have tons of guy friends and they talk about it being shaved so. What that means is they like it shaved dont know why but they do and if he doesnt like it tell him tough deal. Its all opinion on what you want not what he wants. Just remember stay safe! hope iv helped and dont be afraid to wrtie back.
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Q: I really doubt that im pretty. im more of a freind to guys then a girl freind and my last boyfreind told my that i was ugly. here is a description, guys, answer this too!!! age-13
blonde, blue eyes, round cheeks, big eyes, creased chin, 5 feet tall, 107 pounds, rather large hips, a cup breasts, light skin- i dont look like a tooth pick! and also (question for guys and girls) what do you think makes a really pretty girl?
Dont worry what others think! i used to be just like you guys mature slower than girls do. Your time will come dont let them get you down ok?!? at least your beautiful on the inside and that is what counts. It sounds like you are pretty just you havnt seen it yet because other cloud your vision. The real thing that makes you pretty is whats on the inside not the out. Hope iv helped a little dont be afraid to write back.
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Ps. Good luck and im here if you want to talk!

Q: The worst thing in the WHOLE WORLD just happened to me! My dad said we are moving to Dallas, about 6 hours from where I live. If I didnt have the friends and BOYFRIEND I do now, then I would be fine but me and my boyfriend are VERY serious! I cant leave him, I would die, literally. I've cried so much already and I keep telling my boyfriend it's not for sure yet. If I do move, should I stay with my boyfriend, break up with him? I could still see him twice a month and on holidays.. is that enough? I am so in love with him and I cant even go 2 days without him... HELP ME PLEASE!!
Yes you should stay with him i know you can make it i have faith in you. Just write notes back and forth to him im sure you guys can do that cant you. Or call him once and a while the relationship will work as long as both of you try hard enough on it. And if that is a long term final stay you never know peoples minds may change. You may find a diffrent guy where you live people change as they get older. But i think you should give it a try if it doesnt work out then you guys can still be friend. And once your old enough you can live with him if you guys are still dating and are still "serious". Well good luck on which ever decision you may choose and remember if you want to talk im here for you. Good luck i hope iv helped a little and dont be afraid to write back.
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Ps. Your still young dont get hooked down to one guy yet live your life to the fullest. And dont get so worked up yet if its not official. Spend your life one day at a time and decide carefully.

Q: Hey if you have ever seen 16 candles( ahh, jake ryan is so hot) anyway... do you think that samantha does lose her virginity to jake?
Yes i think she does because that is really what she wanted. But you never can tell there is a 50/ 50 chance that she will. I am a little in the middle on both of them i beleive. Because she sems like a nice girl that wouldnt do that till marriage. But at the end of the movie that start making out and he is known for stuff like that.
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Q: okay, well i have a question..it says on the site that if you have a rating of over four *(which i do)* and you've been rated more than five times(i've been rated 11) that you are a level one moderator, but on my screen it says that i'm not one. does like someone hafta do something to make me a moderator?? please help!
Well im not really sure all i did to get there was i kept answering questions and it just apeared. So i guess im not much help on this one but i tried. Dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: okay so i was in a chat room and out of no where this guy asked me to cyber. i said no cuz i didn't even know him. well he started saying shit anyway and i was just about to say shut up to him and block him when my mom walked up behind me. well she read what he said and now i'm grounded for two weeks! but i didn't even do anything and i tried to explain that to her! what should i do!!
Well im sorry but there isnt much you can do but try to explain t her that it wasnt you cybering. And that he wanted you to but you said "no" if she still doesnt beleive you then promise her that you wont ever chat in them rooms again. This happend to me but not the same situation and i did it and i got off grouding i was grounded from the pc for a month. And i got off early and she didnt even tell my dad. So if that dont work im sorry that i didnt help much. Well i hope i did help at least a little and dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: I have a large very sore lump on my head near my neck. I want to know what it is and if it is serious.
Well hun i think you should go to the doctors and get it looked at. Because it could be serious but it also could be something else. Just go to the doctors to get it looked at and make sure it isnt cancerous or a tumor or something. Hope iv helped Good luck! dont be afraid to write bk.
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Q: Is 9th grade a good grade and does it go by quickly?
Mine did to me no grade is good or bad its just another grade just a little bit harder work thats all. Nothing to sweat dont worry youll do good!
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Q: Hey... I noticed that you said you have a 2 year old son and that you are a sophmore. Well, I'm a junior and i have a 6 month old son. If you wanna talk or anything you can IM me on x8xTaBbYjEaNx8x. Sorry, this isnt really a question.
Its ok thanx i think i might need a nother person whos in highschool with a kid to talk to.

Q: my best friend and i have a "fling" going and his g/f is getting really mad that we hang out ... hes having issues dumping her ... should we do?
Just tell her how you feel. And lay it out straight it hurts more when you dont tell someone about things. Tell her that you and your frend are having "fun" hanging out together and you have something going between each other. And that you dont want to hert her but you have to let her go. She will understand. Good luck hope iv helped dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: what do you do when your friends b/f starts following you between different class periods and your best friend gets mad because she thinks me and her b/f are goin out ,,,,what do i do
Just lay it down straight to her and her boy friend that you are not dateing him. And that you do not like him in that way. If she doesnt beleive you then she isnt your real friend. Because true friends stick with you no matter what and dont let some guy come inbetween the friendship. Good luck hope iv helped and if you need any thing dont be afraid to wrtie back.
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Q: here it goes my friends that are mad at me keep calling me and saying that they gonna make a fool out of me and i noe they will cuz they so friggin mean well do u noe what i should do.
Dont let them get to you.. if you show them it bothers you they will keep doing what they are doing. And if these are your "friends" doing this they wernt your friends in the beginning. If they try to imbarasse you just show them no fear and play along. If they do embarasse you infront of others the people will get over it. And if you show your "friends" that it doesnt bother you they will leave you alone. Because that is how bullys work they try and feed on the ppl that they know is a easy target to annoy. Well good luck and hope iv helped. Dont be afraid to write back.
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Hey, my name is Kelley, a little bit about my life: Im 24 i have a 4 year old daughter, when i was younger i got into alot of trouble because i felt unwanted and picked on alot in school. As i grew up i got into several bad abusive relationships. Now that i have gotten out of my old life im crawling up from the ashes and making a new life. Im a great listener and i love giving advice, if youd like to give me a shot id try my hardest to give the best advice i can give. The reason some people dont like me is because i tell it how it is i dont sugar code anything and im very opinionated. Id love to listen to your problems and help out that best i can.

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