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Usually my periods are very, very regular (right down to the minute), but this month I got my period two weeks early. Not to mention that I usually have a pretty heavy flow and horrible cramps, but this is just spotting and I have no cramps at all.

Is there something wrong with me? Am I mistaking some kind of nasty disease for my period? (I'm a virgin in every way possible, unless someone raped me in my sleep.)

You probably got raped in your sleep. Ha thats the funniest thing i've heard. "unless i got raped in my sleep" thanks for the laugh i needed it. Anyways. Ummm. Dont worry.

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Hi I really ned help! Ok well u know the shooting that happened in minnesota? Ya well me and my bf go to that skool and he was one of the victims! Ah! and he's in the hospital and they say he might die! he's in a coma and wont wake up! I strted freaking out when I heard his name on the list of the shot! They said he was still living but it was a 80% chance of dieing! He is the love of my life and I do not know what to do! Help me some one plz?

You go find the little prick that shot him. Get a shotgun and put it to his head. That way they'll have to check his dental records to identify the body cuz nothing will be left of his face.

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This might sound like a weird question but this always get on my nerves: ok i blush/my face turns red very easily and it gets embarassing because i just blush SO easily-even at things that are hardly embarassing! i don't mind doing it once in a while but how can i stop myself from blushing so much-because people notice, and they're like "why is your face always red?" yeah so as you can tell, it can get to be a pain. anyone have any tips? thanks!:)

No.

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17/f what r some ways 2 keep ur face from turning red?

By taking face pant and smearing it all over. Try the clown look then you wont look as stupid.

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my friends always make fun of me and call me a ditz i dont like it but i kinda have to deal. One of my best friends said she thinks shes only friends with me because it makes her feel smart. Should i take that personaly? How can i change i dont liek to be ditsy.

Yeah. YOu should take it personally. And when i say personal. I mean personal like i just got shot in the head personal.

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so i REALLY wanna be a freshman cheerleader but the problem is when i get in front of the judges i like freeze up and forget stuff like last year i messed up on my cheer and wasn't very loud cuz i was like omg judges so does anyone know how i could get over my fear of the judges?

I wouldnt bother, cuz once you're past the OH MA GAWD judges you'll be going OH MA GAWD AN AUDIENCE OF AT LEAST 100 PEOPLE!!!

Screw it.

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Alright, this isn't a serious question or anything but I need some help.

I have this friend, Bryce, who I absolutly adore. What I mostly adore is the pranks we play on each other. Sometimes we're mean about them but that's just how we are.

He has football off season while I have volleyball off season which is during the same period, 6th. Well, today I guess our coaches were being lazy and just made all the volleyball players and football players go out side and run for an hour together. Well, I was running along side Bryce and a few of our friends when he tripped me, on purpose and I fell flat on my face. It was in grass so it's not like I was hurt or anything but you can imagine how embarrassing it was!!!

Well, I need to get him back...GOOD. But I've run out of ideas and I need more. Any ideas?

Okay. When you're running next to him, rip his pants down to his ankles.
so
1. People will see his cock
and
2. He will trip

Thats a double whammy.

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Any advice on how to get a guy, cuz I'm not terribly ugly, I'm really nice, and everything i do just doesn't seem to work. What the heck am i doing wrong?

Asking people on an adivce site how to get a guy.

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My best friend and I are both girls and I'm 14 and she's 13. We have experimented 3 times and we've liked it each time(nothing below the belt). On one day she says she wants a boyfriend really bad,then other days she says that she wishes she could be with me and life would be so much easier and i'm the only one who listens to her seriously and cares and truly understands.I feels she very insecure about her liking for me because she feels God won't love us becuase she's sinning and that her parents will not except her anymore. Her parents barely except her now and they really don't take her seriously and they really don't trust her with the simpliest things. I wonder if she really wants to be with me because she would believe that our love for each other can't stop God from loving us and our love can conquer over her parents. Also on some days she made a strong statement that she wants to find her partner in life thats a man. She would only go for woman if they were the last human species on earth. I thought that was harsh and cold blooded because every time we experimented we never thought about any males while we were being affectionate to each other. I know for sure i'm bisexual and i'm comfortable with that, but the way my best friend talks it seems like she's confused big time about herself. I'm wondering if i should talk to her about it or she just needs to figure it out on her own. I'm ready to talk to her about it, but i want a second option on what I should do.

Okay. TOuch her below the waist. Then talk about it.

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hey i'm 13 and i'm a Christian! i would really like to know more bible verses for i'm going through so much (parents are like yea...and my friends are failing me...and i have like 2 major issues of being easily angered and jealous, i'm praying about it too) so if you know any bible verses that might help me with the above or just any good ones tell me!! thanks soooo much *i rate*

Use the one outta pulp fiction. Go watch the movie and memersise it. He says that verse in the movie right before he kills someone maybe with your problems you can practice them right before you flip on your family who is like yea and your friends who are failing you.

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When I went snowboarding with family anf friends during winter break, I had to rent a snowbaord, and the guy there (he's 18) flrited with me so much, saying stuff like "If you need to come back for any reason come back and I'll help you." and Then he started asking me what I liked to do besides boarding, and what music I listned too. Then I went home. We went back up for February break, and he was there. And this time he gave me his number and aim . We've started to talk online, and he says stuff like "I miss you so much." "I wana be with you so bad" and calls me beautiful, sweetheart, and baby. And I'm *SUCH* a sucker for a sweeet talker. he's really nice and all. But I have no idea how I'll ever be able to hang out with him. We live couple hundred miles away. I have a cottage near his house, but have no idea how to hang with him, because my Dad and rest of my family would FLIP OUT! Any Advice on what to do? (I just wana hang out with the kid, get to know him and whatnot )

Wont happen. MOve on.

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im a thirteen year old responsible teenager the problem with me is that my parents are getting a divorce. i dont have a problem with dat because my dad treats my mum like shit he beats her up and all all that stuff. Now i really want a boyfreind but my mum says no she says you cant have one till im 21 when i asked her why she said because in her day the didnt have boyfreinds at that age. everytime i want 2 mke my own decisions she makes them for me like wat clubs to join wat freinds i should hve what clothes to wear and im getting sick of it (i always have been) please help i also have a problem confronting her with my problems because she dups all her problems on me like im her phycatrist or sth, i cry myself to sleep everyday plse help

Be like. You should becareful who you talk to. You never know when someone in a nice buttoned down shirt will stalk from office to office pumping colleagues and co workers with an armolite semi automatic weapon. It could be someone you've known for quite some time, it could be someone you barely know. Or maybe you should stop bringing me all your problems. She'll be just as scared of you as her husband and will probably send you off with him. Then you can be happy she doesnt care about you and doesnt want to be a nice mother and protect you from the harms of life.

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Im so sick of this. I have a friend and one weekend we were suppost to go to the mall together, Well I kinda ditched her.. but anyway the thing is one my birthday she ditched me!! Well today my other friend basically ditched me.. its not like I havent felt it before and I told her about it. She said "It sucks right?" So I said "Well duh.. but wouldnt it suck more if it was on your fricking birthday?!?" and I walked away... I feel bad.. but then I dont want to talk to her. What do I do?

Cut yourself. Ha. No. Wait. for her to talk

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i like someone and i do everything i know to get his attention. i flirt and wear cute outfits and try to stand out in the classes i have with him. what am i doing wrong? what else can i do?

Say hi.

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Ok, I have this guy I really, really like. I mean... I think I love him and he always tells me he loves me, but we have a delima. Well I have a delima. We talk online alot, but then when we get to school he's just like fine dont talk to me and Im standing right there to talk to him. Well my question is, is this his form of flirting or does he not like me at all. I really need some help. I will rate high for appropriate answers.

He doesnt like you at all.

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There's this guy that I recently met at play practice at my school (he's the lead). I've talked to him a few times and he seemes like he trys to find ways to talk to me, like commenting on a band tee I was wearing, and another shirt I was wearing. Or over hearing some joke I recite (from Dane Cook) and laugihing and coming into the convo (which i don't mind). I saw him on 'myspace' and added him and we talked online yesterda and he said i have great eyes and stuff lkike that. he's wicked cool and funny and cute. he's a junior. im a freshmen. I just want to know if i should take those comments and whatnot as "signals" or just as something he said. Any adivice? Gracias

They're just comments. Hes not interested in you at all.

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i rent a cottage in the summer and i asked my friends to come down. how can i convince my mom to let the boys stay with us? we have a tent so we could put it on the beach and we could have the boys sleep in it.

And then the tide will wash them up and take them away in the sea. Of course your mom will allow it. As long as they sleep on the beach.

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So, I have this friend, and everyone in our "group" is getting SOOOO annoyed with her! All she does is complain, and when one of us says WOW SHUT UP! she just flips out and walks away. We all love her, best friends and whatnot. But ALL SHE DOES IS WHINE LIKE A BABY!!!! Like about her b/f of almost one year and they haven't made out yet. But most of us think she does it for attention. We don't know how to tell her to stop with out hurting her feelings. and she always always calls someone a b!tch or a wh0re , and everyone is sick of her. What should we do??

Stop saying

"b!tch" and stop saying "wh0re"

Also, ask her if she would like some cheese with her whine.

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for my b-day i got thes iron-on rhinestones, where you can put them on denim, and they come in shapes and words, like stars and circles, and words like 'hot', 'sweet' and 'sexy', or you can make your own designs. i have two questions. 1. would they look better on a jean jacket, or jeans, and 2. what other designs would be a good idea?

How bout

"can i get anymore cliche with my jeans than putting hot, sweet or sexy on them?"

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Hey i'm totally into this hot guy , but he dosnt even know i like him , i know he dosnt have a gf , im wonding how to get him to notice me!
thanks
emilie

Wear a short skirt and bend over alot.

Dont wear anything above the waist.

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