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Is shaven your pubes as a guy a bad ting?

Actually, it's not in my opinon, along with many of my esteemed female friends.

They say it's more attractive.

Anyway, it offers more of the "wiener" if you know what I'm sayin'...

Oil and sweat don't build up in your pubes either, which means that the region doesn't stink as bad.

I mean... I get heckled a little, because I take care of business so to speak.

Like last night I was playin' pool, and I rubbed the back of my friend's head, to scare him because I came from an unseen place.

I said, "Gee Zach, your head feels like my pubes."

He then said "Ewww! You shave? That's gross."

Yep... I dunno, I thought it was funny.

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i have had sex with my boy friend 5 times and it was long and all buh i never had a orgasim is there something rong or is it still too soon? sumone help me

Yes, something is wrong.

It's not you.

It's your boyfriend.

Mmm hmmm...

He's too concerned about gettin' his, for you to get yours.

What a pig?!

I say you dump, him and find yourself something plastic.

Once you go plastic, men aren't fantastic.

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Love the new background picture of you with the pom-poms with the huge smile on your face, it amkes me laugh! *lol* But I notice you get allotta people who harrass you, now I know its none of my businees, but not everyone thinks that your funny, do they? Well, I think your funny.
Mad Love,
Victoria

Well, some people don't think I'm funny.

Others just think I'm flat out gay, because I take goofy pictures with my girlfriend.

I dunno.

I guess some people are too masculine to enjoy time with their g/fs or whatever.

I don't get it.

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What's a polite way to get off the phone with someone. I'm not annoyed with this person, in fact I'm completely in love with her, but I just don't want to turn into one of those 4 hour conversations every day kind of couples.

What I do is go to my mom, and I put my thumb down or I slide my thumb across my throat like i'm cutting off my head and my mom'll usually say I have to get off the phone or something.

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Aaahh!!! Okay I have a bone stickin out the heal of my right foot! A guy in my grade said he had a bone sticking out of his foot and he had to get surgery. I never saw his so I dont know if it is the same, but it hurts if I push on it or if my shoes are kinda tight. Is this normal? Anyone have this problem??

Well, since not too many people complain of this, I'd say it isn't normal.

I'd go to a doctor.

It might be a bone spurt and you may have to have it grinded down.

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okay, ive been "talking" to this guy for the past like 2 weeks, we hang out acouple times a week and talk on the phone...how long do u think i should wait until i make out with him and NOT seem slutty at the same time? im comfortable with making out and all that junk, but how long should i wait so i wont seem easy?

I figure makin' out is like... brushin' your teeth.

It something to do.

There's nothing wrong with just makin' out with complete strangers in my opinion.

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hi, im learning how to skateboard and basicly i know how to go down a hill while balencing my weight but i dont know how to go up a hill balencing my weight. please help with any suggestions.

Usually, when I skate up hills I'm always pushing, so there really isn't a way to balance and roll while going up a hill.

It's just something you learn to do from experience.

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Okay well at camp this year i met a guy with all good qualities and of course i began to like him. so when i knew i liked him a lot i told him and then figured out he liked me too. Well we were going to hook up but then we decided not to because i would have to ride a ferry boat and then drive 30 minutes just to visit him. and i couldnt do that every week! Well i miss him a lot and i think about him everyday and well i am afraid to hook up with anyone else because i am afraid i might think about him and then end up having to break up with the guy. What should i do? I need advice!!! BADLY!!

I think it's time to realize that it can't happen.

Just let him go.

If it was meant to be, you'd find a way to see him.

Just think of him, as someone you met in a far away land, or someone like a celebrity, someone unattainable. That way you'll remember you can't have him, and you can move on.

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I need help! I love my sister to death but she is so annoying! I have no privacy and she always get's her way, I'm 13 she's 8. I really need help! Don't say talk to her, it didn't work.

Show her who the older sibling is.

If you get in trouble, you know who snitched on you.

Then you pay her back.

Eventually she'll take a hint.

If not maybe you guys can work out an allience.

You help her. She helps you.

Privacy... Talk on the phone in the bathroom.

I'm sure it has a lock.

Yeah it'll sound funny, and people will notice, but at least she can't run in and jump on your bed.

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Hey I really wanna run for pres. of student counsil. But I'm not the most popular girl in school...im like the second. And the most popular girl is one of my friends. Should I still run? and if so what should I do to secure my spot in teh position? thanks for ur help!

I doubt the most popular girl's gonna run. She's too cool to do that. A lot of the popular kids in my area don't do things like that, because it comes with responsibility.

I'd still go for it.

If you fail, maybe you can get a second round position.

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Well my best friend is going to move in a bit and well I wont see her that much, well I have a lot of guy friends and I want to become best friends with them.. will people think i am too much of a flirt? Is it ok.. do you think its alright? I mean it shouldnt be a big deal but I am afraid people with think i am a big flirt and stuff if i do that but i have a lot of good guys friends and i wanna be a best friend with one!Tell me what i should do

My bestfriend is a girl and I'm a guy.

There's nothing wrong with that.

There are all kinds of mixed gender best friends.

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im really shy when it comes to people who i dont really know .. and i hate being shy im not shy around my groupe of friends .. but i'm going into highschool + i wanna make new friends but i'm shy to people i dont know .. do u have ne ideas that can help me not be that shy around people i dont know? thanks !

Show your boobies.

Guys will like that.

They'll wanna be your friend.

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ok.. my grandma is really depressed but when she is like this all she does is drink wut do i do to tell her that by her drinkin its ruining our family... i just wanna be a family again HELP!!

Pee in her booze.

I think telling her that her drinkin' is ruining your family, and that it's only causing more problems, and more problems cause more depressiong which could result in her gettin' alcohol poisoning.

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ok well i'm going back to school from my summer break soon and I want to wipe out my old reputation and make a big impression. What's the best way I can seem confrident and make lots of new friends?

There isn't.

Your impression is already made.

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hey, i asked a question before about the whole tutor thing and not being sure about what people would say... i have another thing that brings me down. i just went to freshman orientation and everyone was looking at eachothers schedules and i learned that all of my friends are in honors classes and i'm the only one in CP classes. and i'm not exaggerating when i say all of my friends i do mean ALL of my friends. this might sound really consited and selfish but I'M the one that has the higher goals in life and I'M the one that wants to have a great future and they mostly just throw their lives away focusing on boys and partying. the majority of them just want to become like a hair dresser or something like that and i'm the only one that wants to do something great and that's goint to help people I'M the one that wants to be a doctor. why can't I have the good grades??? i'm the one that needs it! i want to be a doctor while all my other friends hardly even want to plan their future! i find this totaly unfair! i feel so stupid sometimes and i just want to sit and cry. what can i do to make myself feel better about all of this!?PLEASE help i rate high!

Talk to your counselor about your schedule.

See if you can move up in your courses.

Tell them if you can't hack it after six weeks that you'll drop down to the regular course.

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if you like a girl and she is goin out with someone what should i do

Hmm... are you standing by or are you the guy likin' the girl? Gotta stay in character, man.

I'd say if you're friend with the b/f you should knock it off, because you're only complicating your friendship, and the guys relationship with the girl. It's not fair to either of y'all. In other words you should just get over it. It only creates problems.

If you don't have a friendship with the guy, yet again, you might as well keep hopin'.

Don't break them up, because apparently she doesn't like you.

Just give it time.

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Okay, I have this Church class that starts really early in the morning, around 5:50 am. I really need to go to this class but i am tring to keep myself awake the whole time so I don't ;earn anything. My mom told me i don't have to go but I fell like I need to?! What should I do?!

If you're forced to still go, I recommend drinkin' orange juice. It energizes you.

Seriously.

I eat orange slice at half time for my sports and it energizes.

It'll wake you up.

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whenever i walk my left ankle always seems to click! its really loud and people say i should get it checked out, but the thing is it doesnt hurt at all!! what do you think i should do?

My ankles pop all day.

I'm calcium deficient.

It's not really a biggy, unless you play sports a lot when you have the chance of breaking it frequently.

I'd just say check it out, because your bones could be rubbing and you could totally destroy your ankle.

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A friend of mine has recently put on some extra weight, yet she continues to wear the same clothes that are obviously to small for her. While in her bathing suit she said she didn't understand why it was so small, and that it must have shrunk. I don't know if she realizes the truth or if she is in denial.

I am her good friend, should I tell her the truth of what I am thinking, and if so how do I do it without hurting her feelings?

Well, one day when she's eating, slap her hand and tell her no.

Then tell her you think she's gaining weight, and the clothes she is wearing are totally last summer and hopefully, she's into fashion and she'll get some new ones, hopefully, in a bigger size.

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is it better to wear tampons during your period if your a cheerleader or pads??? plz help!

I'm just saying tampon in general.

Seriously, who wants to sit in a pool of their own blood?

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