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well theres this tottly hot guy that is in my class. i know he knowws who i am kuz he has my myspace cnad everything. but how do i get him to notice me as more than just some girl?? (link)
tell him that you're the daughter of an axe murderer..

he will definitely notice you from now on.


Ok..soo last thanksgiving i met my best friend's older cousin who came to visit from minnesota with his family..he was really cute and we hit it off the last night he was there..we exchanged numbers and talked/texted on the phone nonstop for about a month until suddenly he stopped calling and texting...i was soo heart broken..i really liked this one for some reason. Soo a couple of weeks ago i found he got a girlfriend..i was hurt..but i didnt know why? he lived far away i knew it wasnt gonna work..i think about him nonstop..im not an obsessive kind of girl but..i cant stop thninking about him...how do i get this guy out of my mind for good!?! (link)
get a boyfriend.

date the nerdy asian guy from school.


Three different people in my grade told me that I have a reputation of being a bitch. When I told my friends this they were like you are def. not a bitch.. but when you get mad you get really mad. Which is true like I get really mean when I am mad at someone. Anyway, I don't want the reputation of a bitch cause I'm not and I don't want to be and I don't try to be. How can I not have that reputation anymore? (link)
become a mormon.

no one will ever call you a bitch again.


I need some sexy tips...how can i be sexy and turn my boyfriend on? (link)
talk about jessica alba's body.


13/f

I have to write my science in the news report for gcse tonight, and I have to do all of it tonight seeing as I can't concentrate at school.

I'm doing, 'Should Cannabis Be Legalised?'

I think it should, does anyone have any good 'fors'.
The report has to be 600 - 800 words long, about 3 a4 pages.

I'm totally stuck, does anyone know how to lay it out, what I should include, and any good tips?

Thanks in advance, xxx (link)
Write a 7 paragraph essay. This is how you should write it.


1. Use the question technique to start your introduction
2. Describe Cannabis.
3. History of Cannabis
4. Effects of Cannabis
5. The pros and cons of cannabis
6. Your opinion. Should cannabis be legalised.
7. Summarize your entire paper. Just summarize each paragraph with 1 word. You should have 6 sentences.

Look up Cannabis on wikipedia.org to get your facts.


i have a small thingy and i was wondering if girls even care (link)
if it's the size of a finger nail.. no girl will ever love you.


How to get rid of hickeys in an hour? (link)
wear a turtle neck or put on some bandages on them. tell people that you fell on a rock.

you can always wear a dog collar..


How do I stop my friend from having sex with the same guy over and over? (link)
tell her that he had sex with you.

however, you will lose your friend and probably get beat up..

you can also say he has syphilis.


I'm looking into doing a little online shopping for clothes. I'm mostly looking for hoodies (zip up and regular) and jeans (size 18). If I find something good, it's ridiculously expensive. If I find something afforable, it's ugly or they don't have my size.

I've looked at the following websites: Torried, Alloy, Delias, JC penny, Kohls, American Eagle, DEB, and I've found NOTHING.

Does anyone know any cute clothing websites where I can find those items I mentioned? If it helps, I live in the U.S. I doubt I'll be interested in clothing sites for other countries. (link)
old navy, ebay, kmart, walmart, target.


I have only taken 5 swimming lessons in my life. I can swim good, in the shallow end. Im going to a pool party in 3 hours and I dont know how to deal in the deep end without freaking out or almost drowning, and the person holding the party has been my best friend for 8 years, so I cant back down.

Please teach me the technique to floating and swimming in the deep end.
Especially how you can float in a somewhat vertical position in the deep end, without your feet touching the bottom of the pool. It just looks like a whole bunch of arm and leg flailing to me.

Thank you soo much! (link)
Breathe in a lot of air and don't let it out.

Then kick with your legs. Make sure your back is straight.


hi,i have got a fat gut but my arms and all that are a bit muscle couse i just use to work out on the parts that i liked but now i want abs... its jus my gut if i run would my arms go smaller? (link)
unless you're running at full speed for an hour every day, you won't see any results.

Cut 100-200 calories from your diet and do 500 situps and 50 crunches every day. You should have a 12 pack in no time.


idk if im in the right section or not but.. i have a problem sleeping. i can NEVER fall asleep past 5:30 am and i always have to wake up at 9. im soooo tired during the day but i can never ever fall asleep know matter how tired i am. i dont drink caffiene and my house isnt loud. please help..thanks so much! (link)
Change your sleeping pattern and lifestyle a little bit.

Go to bed at 8 pm.

Or you can also take tylenol sleeping pills. They aren't too pricey.


I don't know if this is the right category but anyway does anyone know some fun and fairly inexpensive ways to enjoy the rest of the summer.
I live in Orlampa FL if you need to know (link)
Video games and board games are always nice. Try skateboarding and roller blading. Reading and coloring is always fun..


my boyfriend and i were thinking that we should have a song that's "our song". i've been thinking about what it could be, but i keep drawing a blank. do you have any suggestions? it should be a love song and it would be nice if it's r&b. if you think a song could be a song to remind us about each other, i would love it.


thanks. (link)
We Belong Together


how do you delete your history on internet explorer? (link)
why are you using internet explorer!?

download firefox at firefox.com


is there any way to get rid of them???? any way at all ! ? ! (link)
laser treatments work 90% of the time.

but they cost a lot of $$$$.


i need a song to dedicate to my boyfriend
that is kinda about like
that i like him but i dont want him to hurt me and i wanna make it work no matter how hard it is.
or something like that.
some kind of rock song or something.
it doesnt have to be exactly like that but something within that meaning. (link)
Linkin Park's numb.


is there anything i can do to fix it faster (link)
go to a doctor.


it should take 2-6 weeks to completely heal.


My computer plays horrible and random music 24/7 when I turn on the computer. I've tried to run a virus scan(verizon) everyday and it never seems to solve the problem. The weird thing is that the music continues to play when there are no programs running. it seems like I've tried everything and I don't know what to do. (link)
hit ctrl+alt+delete to open the task manager. then click on the tab "processes."

look through the image names. terminate some of the processes that look suspicious. keep terminating processes until the music stop playing. don't terminate processes under "system. and never terminate "explorer."

your computer will crash a couple of times doing this, but you should eventually find which process is messing up your computer.


16/f
i have to baby sit tomorrow. its not that big of a deal because i have dont it many times before, but the thing is i have never met the people. there are gonna be 3 kids ages 2, 6 and like 11. I just wanted some tips on like what to do and how to make it not awkward. thanks. (link)
arrive 5 minutes early and smile a lot. make sure you ask for emergency phone numbers and where the first aid kid it.

ask a lot of questions about the kids/parents. pretend to be interested if it gets awkward.




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