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hi,iam replaceing my sons kitchin cabinets, iam useing 3/4 oak plywood with solid brass hardweare. my qustion is what kind of paint and primer,they will be white should i use roller or brush also ive heard of white washing. would like some ideas to finnish the doors,alder style kitchen w/white valace over stove and sink area. thank you john

So John helped you already?
Ok, ask John if he can come over to my house next.

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theres this girl i wanna have sex with so much how do i get to have sex with her or have her wanna have sex with me?

Well you can ask her out, get her to like you. Take her out for a month or two more buy her gifts, and talk her into having sex with you.
Or you can just get some roofies.

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ok, if this makes any sense, plz help. what are the levels in a relationship? i know there's like friends, dating, kissing, french kissing, etc, but what's after that?

Levels?????
You mean some guys out there dont get anal after the first date?

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does anybody kno anygood rap or disco songs?

Disco Inferno
Staying Alive
Baby Got Back

And you suck for making me have to name these

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My favorite pants have a hole in the crotch and the fabric is worn thin around the seam. How can i fix the hole without sewing. I have tried duct tape and safety pins already. Do you have any ideas?

Why not try losing some weight
FATASS

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I have it! I've been useing special shampoo for 3 weeks but it's not helping! Please help!

Was planning to make a joke of some sort, but forget it.

Ok, first try a tar based shampoo Noixima(sp?) has a pretty good one.
If that doesnt help you might have dermatitis so you'll need to buy some nizoral 1%.

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Hey i was just wandering if I-Pod and windows media player are compatible becasue i have a ton of songs saved on Micorsoft windows media player and i was wandering if i can dowload those songs onto my I-POD

Media player doesnt matter.
If the file formats are mp3, then you can transfer them to your ipod, its that simple.

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How do u use WinMx to download music on a blank cd. Thankx

First off, its called Burning, not downloading.
So get the songs, if you have a cd player that plays mp3s, use nero to burn a data cd, and it should tell you what to do.
If not then find an mp3 to wav converter, convert and burn a music cd with nero.

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Ok well I had the free trial of animation shop and Paint Shop Pro 9 and it just ended yesterday... is there any way to get them back or no? Without them I can't make icons, glitter names, of avaters. I'd appreciate the help!

*cough*cough*cough*suprnova.org*cough**cough*emule*cough*cough*

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Hey, i think i can write this here, do any of you guys know a good website to download MSN Messenger 7 from? All my friends got it from all these different places, and their laptops have all slowed down. But chatting is a crucial part of a teenagers life, and i need to get the latest version!! HELP!!!

Try trillian.
www.trillian.cc
Also getting the lastest version of a program is not always a good thing.

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HI,

Here's the story. I met a guy online from some site and we met up with eachother but only once. Hes a great guy and when we met, It didnt go well but regardless of that we decided to continue with this and see where it goes in the future knowing fully well that it may end badly considering hes Bengali and his folks want a Bengali girl but he said u never know so I didnt give up hope. hes from Montreal, we started calling eachohter and talking etc.. then all of a sudden I dont hear anything from him etc. and then I contact his friend. and it continues from there.

I have been contacting his friend regarding THE GUY.. and he said that when he tried talking to him he didnt want to talk about it. I don't understand why he would act like that. I have been nothing but nice to him. Yes, I've been a bit crazy with the emails and stuff..asking him what is the status of our relationship. But that was in the past. You would think that knowing what I have done that he would be more accepting. He emailed me once and told me this: You don't need to worry about me too much. I have some family issues that I need to deal with. I will talk to u later. and after that I got no response. Those messages I sent were before he sent that message to me. I don't understand why hes got to be soo secretive that he can't even share things with me.. His friend tells me: Do you think you should hold on to him especially if hes not responding to you? I don't really know what to do.. its hard lettting go.. especially whenever I hear from his friend. I somehow subconciously beleive that there is hope when I hear from his friend.. I dunno. I think im crazy.. wat do I do? pls help

Internet relationships almost never work.
He's probably 60 with a wife and two kids.
Just let him go and try having a real relationship.

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Hi! I'm Matt and I live in chicago! I just went to the movies with a few friends and I saw this girl who I used to have been MAJORLY crushin on her. Well, she was getting me super jealous by talking bout her friends and how cool THEY were and how hot THEY were! Not girl/friends but guys! That I knew! She seems to also be ignoring me kind of. Well, we dont go to the same schools and were about the same age. How can I get her to notice me and like me? By the way I think shes soo beautiful, funny, and when she talks to me nice.

An I bet she smells real purty, too, huh huh.

Your personality seems like that of a arrogant jerk off, maybe thats why she doesnt like you.
Or she likes and she's playing hard to get, trying to make you jealous, just ask her.

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My mom is very overprotective & strict. I'm 15 years old and can barely even go out with friends. She worries about me because I do have "bad" friends who are into drugs, alcohol, trouble, etc. I think she should trust me more because I have never done any of these things and I don't give into peer pressure. She doesn't even allow me to get into a car with anyone. She has some points in her argument, but I know how to stay safe and what not to do. I'm a teenager and I want to have fun right now. How do I explain this to her and get her to allow me to do more things? She's just mostly worried that I'll get hurt or something bad will happen to me.

Try do the same thing to her.
Dont let her get in her car, pour her booze down the drain, if you see her watching a movie with swearing or violence in it, turn it of. Hide her romance novels, make her feel like you do.
If it doesnt work, it will be at least fun the watch the aftermath.

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So, i've been thinking about but not really knowing if... I mean it's not that I want to commit suicide... I guess i'm just depressed and no I don't want to go on medication cause it's not like my brain is screwed up... it's just that I dunno I feel ugly I feel bad and whenever I tell anyone it doesn't seem to be relevant to them... and yes I know by posting this there will be people (stupid) saying that "YA U SHOULD U WORTHLESS PEICE OF ****" and I really don't care cause I probably should... I know that you guys probably don't care whether I live or not cause I mean it'll just mean one less mouth to feed and one more room to fill...

Basically the reason why I am depressed is that cause I'm gay and i've told people but not everyone... and I just want to have someone to be able to love me back and someone to be able to cuddle with on winter's cold... I've tried online chatting (no not AIM) but actual sites that are serious and no respons... I guess it's cause I'm ugly... but I just feel... *sigh*

This story just keeps getting better and better.
Ok listen, if you think you have a problem (which you just said you did) you should consider at least seeing a psych.
As for feeling depressed, most teenagers do at some point, so dont feel special.

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hey, well i had this blackhead on my nose and stupid me picked it and now theres like a scab type thingie there is there any fast home remedy i can use to get rid of it, i heard after shave like kills the bacteria or something or toothpaste? any others?

Semen,
Those little guys are hard workers, they'll unclog your pores as an added bonus.

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My friend amy has a boyfriend named Beau! They are what like 13 years old and 13 years old.. They havent been going out very long, but Beau wants to go n a shower with her n i dont want this to happen.. what should i do

What kidn of name is Beau?
Also why not stay out of other people's buisness once in a while.
If Amy is up for it, then why the hell are you here?

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Hay.. i once when out with this guy Hayden.. we went out for 5 months...im only 13 years old.. yeah really young to have any thing SERIOUS* well.. one time we went swimming.. we went into the house... n he was touchin me n places i didnt want him to touch me.. rite b4 he left.. he fingered me.. n i didnt want this to happen.. im affraid he is going to tell everyone at school what happend.. cuz if this gets out, they mite think imma hoe.. n im not the kinda girl who wants to be n this situation.. also.. i broke up with Hayden because he was a sick perv... i found a much better boyfriend named Justin! He is so great! *not a perv* but he heard about this rumer... i didnt want to tell him what Hayden did to me cuz i didnt want him to think i wanted Hayden to do this to me or that im that kind of person.. should i tell Justin what happend? or should i keep it to myself... Also.. what should i do about Hayden? i told him the real reason i broke up with him is because i didnt like him any more... should i tell him the real reason or keep it to myself.. Hayden and me broke up July 7.... i need help! answer all my questions please!

Seriouslly, what the fuck kind of name is Hayden?
So the guy felt you up, big deal.
Get over it

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Hello!! Hi i normally give out advice but i need some! bad! Well i have a really bad habit and its biting my nails. It sounds normal but the habit's so bad that when i quit smoking it was easier(!). Now when i bite my nails i bit it down so its just a couple millimerers!! (ouchhiee) Also, when half of my nail is gone a chew and pull my skin around my nail, to like the second layer of skin!and it burns when im peeling it like downward but it..iono its painful but its a habit. i dont realy cut as much as i chew my nails! its turning into something way worse! does anyone have ne ideas how i can stop! il rate u a five..:) help me plz!

Well this is kinda like the smoking you stopped doing that and now you need something else to do, try chewing gum.

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alright this is X Lissa X but i need advice... since FOREVER like a year ive been still in love with my ex and i was getting over it but i still cant and i just love him sooo much and miss him and im so sad all the time even though i see a counselor and take zoloft for depression! what do i do? i wanna be with him so bad, he completes me...omg im sooo confused i cant handle it. i havent cried for so long since ive been on these pills but now i just wanna and i know im just going to go and cry myself to sleep. someone please help me n tell me what to do. i just love him like crazy..is sumfin messed up w/ me? grrr just help me out aiight. thankz a lot.

Well you must of dumped him (or vice versa) for a reason, getting back with your ex is not too good of an idea, just forget about the him.

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hey if you ahd to pic which kinda doq qiould you guys get a a name for it too . a yorkiie toy (toy yorkiie .wtvr lol) or a toy chiwawa apple head (soo cute!)

lol thanx. plz answer
Ariella*

What?

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