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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
E-mail: ADHDanonomyous@aol.com
Gender: Male
Location: Born in Cali, livin i Africa
Occupation: i make peanutbutta jelly chicken tuna sandwiches! they good for there price!
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Member Since: February 22, 2005
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hi i just recently discovered some suspicious actions coming from my boyfriend. on myspace in his inbox i discovered a lot of letters that he wrote to girls saying stuff like, "wow, you're beautiful". or "i could spend all night gazing in your eyes."

i started crying cuz in a way i think he's cheating on me in a sense by flirting with other girls. i confronted him about it, and he denies all of it saying that he was just bored and on myspace a lot of people ask to rate their picture. i still didn't believe him cuz his answer was unreasonable, and he kept telling me things like he specified that he was in a relationship (which is true) and he was just bored and i shouldn't take it personally. even some of the girls he commented on had boyfriends so he said i was overreacting. he also said that if he were to be cheating on me, why is he not going out to act upon his actions?

right now i really don't know whether to believe him or not.

i never talk to guys let alone look at them because i keep my boyfriend's feelings into consideration. what i told him was that if he was allowed to talk to girls (he talks to guys also, he's outgoing like that), then i should be allowed the same priveliges without having to feel guilty about it. do you think i made the right decision on telling him that?

i really don't know what to think. there's more to this story and i apologize if i made him seem like the evil antagonist here, but we've been together a log time and he's never cheated on me...i want to believe him, i really do. but why would he call other girls beautiful? why the word "beautiful" of all words?

any help is appreciated... (link)
ok, i'm sorry about all of this ya know and i'll try to help. personally i think he's "cheating" to the exstent that he doesn't even know the girls. he could just like them for their apperence and nothin else. you should ask him wat he thinks about you and why he doesn't compliment you on your beauty. and if says your beautiful, ask him to use a different word cause he's describing you the same way he did with those other girls. and i think to really push him, do wat he's doin, 'cheat' a little and see how he feels. if he doesn't seem to notice or care dump is sorry ass. he doens't seem to like you that much if he cheats and doesn't seem to care if you do. i hope i helped


by the end of june i want to have toned abs. im 5'7" and about 115 lbs. i am not looking to loose numbers i only want to tone up my stomach. is it possible and how? i rate 5s to serious answers. thanks! (link)
a good rutien to get good abs is doing 40 sit-ups everyother day and 15 pushups in between. u can like add more to each set like instead of 40 you go for 45, usually on a weekly basis. wat ever you do, dont try and do all of them at the same time. try doin like 4 sets of 10 sit-ups so you dont tire yourself out. i hope i helped ya.


Hi, I'm 15 years old and I'm a female and there's this guy (Tom) in my class who I was dating for about 3 months but then I figured out that he was going out with OTHER girls, so I dumped him secretly. Now I'm falling for this other guy (Christopher) and I think he's falling for me, but then Tom said he appolagized and HE GAVE ME ROSES and it's SO hard to not love him but on the otherhand there's Christopher. I don't know who to chose! PLEASE HELP ME!~!~!~!~ (link)
Tom already cheated on you with multiple girls, and roses dont mean he wont do it again, so all i can say is give Christopher a try first. and if he doesn't like you, you can go for Tom. i hope i helped



Posted Saturday March 19 2005, 7:02 pm
Hey guys this questins if for you. what do u guys like in a girl and what are some things girls sould not do if you are going out ? (link)
well i'm 14 tomorrow so i just make the deadline. i like apperence, and personality. usually if they can make me laugh and look good enough for me i usually like them. and i dont like it when girls like freeze up and dont talk, it usually puts me in a bad spot and i begin to freexe up too. i hope i helped?


Me and my boyfriend have been going out almost a month. During that time I have became really good friends with 2 of his best friends and I'm starting to like them. I liked the one before I started going out with my current boyfriend though. What should I do? (link)
who do you like more, your bf or his best friend? thats wat you should ask yourself because you should follow your heart not our thoughts. but i will say that if you break up wit your bf he will feel really bad when you go out with his bestfriend. and he probably wont wanna talk to you that much. but i think it comes down to who you like more.


well see i really liket his kid and i think he likes me to...and we spent alot of time togther...he has one of those personalitys that every girl would love..and hes cute to. But the thing is im 15 and hes 18...and we have been talking about that alot latly and i dont no hwat to do b.c he is acting like there will never be a chance b.c of the age diffrence what should i tell him? (link)
well first off, 3 years isn't a big difference and thats a good difference to love each other and all. but the only thing is you two can't legally hvae sex until you're 18 because it's considered rape if a minor has sex with ne one 18 or older. but i think that you two should go for it unless all he wanted was the sex. i hope i helped.


ok..this is really embarrassing but i gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time last night..and that was the first guy i've ever gave a handjob. i was just wondering what i was supposed to do with the cum that was on my hand. cuz ended up lettin me wipe it off on his hoodie.
lol..which..i kno, is weird. thanks!
(( 14 years old )) (link)
i dont think wiping it off on his hoodie was such a good idea cause you can stain it like that. so you shold just wash it off in the sink cause if you leave on like your sheets or your clothes, it will stain and if you ever hae a black light on you will see it and it just wont look too good. hope i helped.


Hey i've been working with the same SN since 7th grade almost and now i'm a 9th grader...i want a new sn heres somethings about me or words i want in it.

Icy
Figure skater
Pink
silver
16
18

thats all i can think of right now i hope you guys can help me. THANKS IN ADVANCE! (link)
IcySilverSkater18 or 16

PinkFigureSkater18 or 16

i dont wanna list all the combinations but i think you get the idea on how to make a good sn. personally i like my first one. i hope i helped


Hey!

I have a case of boredum!

lol

anyways-
what are some good sites to go to when you are bored?!

Like some that have those quizes like:

ex:
1-whats your fav color
2-whats your fav drink


or

1- where did we meet


and/ or those when you pick your fav color and its says something like "blue means that....."

you know?

any one have some of those that they could send to me? or any sites?

Thanks In Advance!!

*-KeLsA-* (link)
i dont got a site... but i live in africa... and i just moved here... and i'm very very bored and if you want you can release or boredum on me as i am probably in worse condition

Sibayakkid is my AIM thing


Hey how do you to get people to stop calling you rich...like my dad is the president of a hotels all over the world and my mom is a lawyer...like sometimes when my mom and dad are bizzy i go to school in our limo and people wont shut up about it it aggervates me...and we hav a 2 story house on the beach in cali...and they both drive range rovers...it gets on my nerves sooo bad how do u get it to stop...? (link)
everyone else said jealous and thats true, and another thing is be happy and admit your family is rich. you are very lucky to be live like this. you shouldn't take it forgranted. if anybody says your rich say, "your right, i am rich" and just walk away. cause all they're doin is sayin wats true. you should be proud! i am living in Africa right now and you dont know how fortunite you are, espeically compared to the poor people in Africa. so take a moment to consider how lucky you are and how badly all of those kids wish they were in your shoes. i hope i helped.


Okay, so! I'm 15/female and I met this guy last week and he seems pretty cool. He likes me and all, and I like him too. It's just that, I dont like him like boyfriend/girlfriend. He's a great person and all, and I'd be happy with being friends but other than that, I'm confused. See.. I'm not hott or anything, I'm average, but he sees me as beautiful. And I desperatley want a boyfriend because I havent had one in over a year and I'm getting lonely. But I dont want to go out with this guy for the wrong reasons. Should I go out with him once and see what happens or what? (link)
well if you dont wanna go out with him, its that easy dont go out with him and keep him as a good friend and go out and look for the right guy that you want to go out with. cause if you go out with that guy friend of yours, and then u break up, you might ruin the relationship you had before. i hope i helped.


What happens when you love this guy and he says he loves you,but u cant spend the rest of ur life with him because i barly know him. Yet on the internet we say we want to have sex with eachother and that we love eachother, so on. And should we? because i really do love him and from him he loves me. I feel like i know him and i do want to have sex with him.

wants him but doesnt know if its right

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well i say if he was to ever visit you or something, first cherish the fact that he's there. dont just go straight to sex cause its might be the only time you'll ever see him. so save the sex until after he gets to see you and you two are all up dated and stuff.


Ok! so i like love to death this guy from the internet and the only problem is i dont want to let go of him!!!!!I know that we cant do much together because he lives no where close but yet i will see him maybe 1 time. I cant let go EVER im really in love with him!!!!What should i do?

Cant let go (link)
make that one meeting as if it was the last time you would ever see or talk to him in your life. make it the greastest time of your lives!


Ok so i like this guy but he's not really close enough to me. Meaning lives far away. I talk to him everyday. But the thing is when he vistits soon how am i going to let him leave i'll be so heart broken! Should i just let him go or keeping loveing him?

To love or not to love (link)
well i have to say i'm in this same position, as in like right now. now i say, when he visits, make it the most memorable thing of your life. make it worth the time. then when he leave, which i no will hurt a lot, but its goin to happen, but when he leaves, you still love him, but more like a friend and not so much as the guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with because i have a feeling you two wont really get the chance to go out and make sumthin with it. so i hate to say it but your going to have to let him go... but not all the way, just dont love him as much or else the pain will grow worse like it has to me... i hope it all works out and that when he comes to visit you have the time of your life! good luck


i wana go on a diet and iv tried alot and im just going by my own rules so i just make it up as i go along. has n e 1 been on a diet and lost alot of wieght? (link)
well i've never been on a diet before but i no wat will help! one, dont drink soda's! i no its hard, but its important. second, eat tons of fruits and vegatables instead of snacks and other stuff. if you're ever hungry, drink a glass of water first, then see how hungry you are, and if you're not the hungry anymore it means your thirsty. you body often gets thirst mixws up with hunger. i hope i helped!


hi, remember me? I talked to you guys about this guy I like and I wasnt sure if he liked me back.
Anyway. I went to a party last night and I was shocked. I felt like I was shot twice : he smoked and he dirty-danced with a girl, you know with her butt all over him. I really thought he was different, that's why I liked him in the first place.She's not his gf cause she danced with other guys.
I really need some help...Should I ignore all this and try to get to know his personality better? Or should I move on and forget all about him?
Please don't delete this question, the answers are very important to me. (link)
well i'm not sure if i've helped you before, but i'm gonna help you now. ok, i dont see the dancing thing to be a bad thing, but the smoking thing should be your main priority cause dirty dancing, most of us do it, i do it. but smoking is just not right. so if you like him even tho he smokes then go for it, but if you dont want yo man to smoke then forget about him cause i dont think he gonna stop just for you. i hope i helped!


my guy friend lies so much i don't whether to believe him or not. he lies about his age and other stupid stuff and i don't know whether to believe him or not. i confronted him yesterday but he denies that he lies. what should i do? (link)
if he lies, he not a friend. i say dump him as a friend. u obviously cant trust him with anything so leave him for a better friend i guess... i hope it all works out.


WEll, today I found out by the guy I love he loves me back. I was so happy and then he made me tell him who I liked and I couldn't lie and say another person so I told him the truth I liked him I also told him I liked someone else. Well, our families are really close but I like him alot. He is not really the going out type but I do not know what to do. Oh and by the way I have a boyfriend already and he is soo sweet and I love him alot but I love this other more because I have known him my whole life and we are like best friends what do I do??
Sincerely,
Lost in which love (link)
well if you truely love the other guy more than your current bf, i say go out with him, because if later in life you two break up, you've already got tight-nit families and you wouldnt lose your friendship. so i say dump your bf, unless you dont want to hurt the relationship between you two, and go out with your true love! i hope i helped ya.


ok there is this guy name josh and we went out over the summer then broke up a day before school started. I still like him. we havent tlaked in a while but the other day we did a little bit. Last week my friend asked him would he ever go back out with me, and he just smiled. but he has a girlfriend. Also, alst week someone asked him would he ever go out wth this girl name brooke nad he said nnooo .. but he didnt say yes or no when someone asked about me. Then wed. at church, he sat near me but not right next to me .. it went me, his friend murphy(murphy likes me) and then josh and we talked in a group for a little bit. Do you think he still likes me? what should i do? im 14 and female and i need the truth .. please dont just tell me what i want to hear .. i need to hear the truth! (link)
well if he doesn't answer to when he's asked is he likes you, that means he still like you, a least a little. but a factor in this is that his friend murphy likes you too and josh already has a gf. so he might be saving you for his friend, cause i dont think he would wanna hurt his gf and his good friend by goin out with you. so i think he likes you, but doesn't wanna go out with you, at least unitl his gf and him break up. so if you want that to happen. make sum moves, he should notice and maybe you'll be able to win him over sooner than planned. i hope i helped.


Ok my friend picked me up from track and i had her track shoes and put them inside and infront of the car. When we got home, she noticed she only had one. She sorta freaked out and then we had to pay her bro to go bak up to the skool and look for it. We couldnt find it. We got back and she was pissed and didnt want to talk to me. I felt really bad and uncomfterble, she gave me mean looks so i said i had to go home. I have to go back to her house so they can take us to a camp. What do i do?? i feel really bad.
please help i rate high (link)
well its not your fault. you put thm in the car and the other one sum how got miss placed. to her though, it seems like it was your fault becuase she let you borrow them. so of course she's goin to be mad and blame it all on you. time and kind words saying your sorry will be the only things that make this go away. and if you really want her to be happy, try and look for the shoes yourself. if you find them, you will be like a mini-hero to her. i hope i helped




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