Middle school (or Junior High. Whatever) is brutal and painful, but just ignore all that and smile. Who cares about being cool? Once you get to high school you will realize that the coolest people are the ones that completely shun the idea of being "cool" and do their own thing. And in college, everybody is waaay too insane to care if you are "cool" or not! So why not get a head start on this and try not to conform to everybody else's ideas.

It's when you stroke/rub your penis if you are a guy or if you're a girl, finger yourself. It feels really good the first time but gets really boring really quickly. Yet everyone does it. Personally I think it's way more fun if you are a girl, but I've never been a guy so I'm probably wrong. Try it sometime, it's good for you!

On websites such as livejournal and deadjournal, you can do a search called "random journal" which is just that...it randomly selects somebody's journal. There is a similar search feature on advicenators, if you look under "Get Advice".

First of all, I think that if you can't even type the word "vagina", you should not be planning on having sex any time soon. That said, on to the explaination.

Lesbians can have sex in so many wonderful ways!

1) One girl licks the other's vagina, and uses her tongue to excite the clitoris.
2) They use their hands. First one finger, then two, then the whole hand.
3) They use sex toys such as vibrators.
4) They hump and rub against each other.
5) One of them wears a strap on penis.
And much more!!

Like I said, I don't really think you sound mature enough to be having sex, but there are plenty of other ways to experiment. If you read fanfiction, try looking for femslash or femmeslash. There are also several Japanese comics (manga) about lesbian relationships.

Check this stuff out:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/yuri/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/882184/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2284889/1/
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=hp_girlslash

Chasing Amy is a great movie. There is one scene where Alyssa (a lesbian) pretty much explains to Holden (a guy) everything I just said above, and the whole film is about accepting your sexuality. You should definitely watch it.

**I don't think anybody actually called you a lesbian, but when you ask a question like this it is assumed that you are atleast bi-curious. How is calling someone a lesbian being racist? It's an orientation not an ethnicity.

Pray. God will make you skinny.

Hm...buy a better bathing suit! Problem solved!

ps-if you pray really hard and love Jesus and make other people love Jesus too, everything will be okay!!

love,
a gothic christian lesbian

"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John, "Tainted Love" by The Cure, "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy, "Almost" by Bowling For Soup, "Sayonara" by Gackt, and the Bob the Builder theme song.

Princess Maker 2. You can download it at abandonia.com I'd go play it now, but I have a loser talking to me and PM2 takes up the entire screen...grr. I hope he falls off a cliff into a pit of burning elephants.

Fish
um...
cherry candy.
Sexy clothes.
strong morals and a deep love of GOD!
l337 $|>34|<
goths
naked women
girls who can be friends with guys and do guy stuff
coffee
Serbian accents
classic novels
frilly panties
naked women
Siamese cats
yaoi manga! Give a guy some yaoi manga, he'll be sooo horny!
mirrors
girl on girl action
windex
Barbie dolls
lipstick
mini skirts
The Cure
masturbation
spiders
cereal
chess
baseball

And about 95,432,567,823,908,128,564,324,543,999,
870.94329483 times the square root of infinity other things.

Well, it depends on what you mean by "safe". Usually, it won't get you stalked and later murdered by a crazy chainsaw fetishist, unless the girl's father or boyfriend is a crazy chainsaw fetishist. But you will get herpes. Or herbes, if you prefer.

Ha! I love getting those. You can give them the most hilarious answers and it's not like they can make your rating go down. Private questions do nothing to your rating. If somebody asks like, "Can I get some pussy?" say, "Try looking up an animal shelter online. What kind of kitty cat did you want to get? I think Turkish Vans are the cutest feline ever!" Have fun with it; turn bad into good. =D

Unfortunately, if advicenators says it's too big, you can't do anything. You have to get an account at photobucket.com, upload the picture, and put the url in the space when you go to change your profile. It looks exactly the same. That's what I did and I love it because now I can put all my good pictures on my profile.

Don't avoid her, just talk to her. If she brings up the hot tub be like, "Oh, you have a hot tub?"

Personally I think somebody who goes to church that much should just relinquish all their worldly posessions and live in the church, don't you?

It's when you reach the peak of sexual satisfaction, also known as "climax". Guys will ejaculate when this happens and for girls, their clitoris will be erect and sometimes they will make noise. It takes nothing to make a guy have an orgasm, but guys aren't very good at making girls climax. If you want to see what it feels like, you can masturbate. Masturbation is insanely fun the first time.

"Sleep Together" by Garbage, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand", "I Want You", and various other songs by The Beatles, "This Kiss" by Faith Hill, and most of the songs on the Tenchi Muyo soundtrack.

Girls only like you if you make them like you. Be friends with them. Make sure they know you want them. And it wouldn't hurt to grow your hair out ;) Girls like maturity, too. Don't be depressed about it. There are so many other things worth being depressed about, not having a girlfriend is a very tiny problem that doesn't matter much. Just don't think about it so much, and one day a girl will come up to you and say, "Wow you are wicked hot and I really like you!" Girls are also pretty shy. See, we've basically been told that a guy has to make the first move, and they are probably afraid that if they ask you out, you won't like them. Don't be afraid to ask a girl out.

Goodwill. Or yard sales. Or you could steal it, or make your own clothes. Making your own clothes means you are so cool, you don't need designer clothes. And someday, if you keep practicing, and if you believe in yourself, you can have your own big name fashion label. Yeah, I think making your own clothes is definitely the way to go.

What does it matter? We are all going to die anyway.

Tell him this. He probably just isn't sure if it's okay with you, let him know that you want him to touch you a little and that you want to show the world that you are a couple.

1. Wash it a few times a day.
2. Use a clean cloth, lots of soap, and hot water.
3. Don't touch your face, that ruins it.
4. There's this stuff called bag balm. It's yellow, gooey, smells like pine and comes in a green can. It's for cuts and burns, but rub it on your zits before you go to bed and the next morning, it won't be completely gone but there will be a difference. I usually see it at hardware stores, but there are little mini cans at drug stores.
5. Clearasil Ultra. The instructions are on the package, this stuff works IF you use it all the time.
6. Mudd. As in masques. It's an orange tube that can be purchased in the grocery store. I really like the Original kind, but 5-Minute is good also. Just put it on your face, wait til it dries, and wash it off.
7. Don't go for Proactiv/Klear Action. I've told people to use it before, but it made my skin really flaky and after I started using Clearasil Ultra I completely changed my mind.
8. Don't pick at your zits. I do that all the time...ew...but if you want smooth skin, don't do it.
9. Don't wear makeup. Lots of people say that if you just wash it off, it will be okay, but for some people (like myself), it causes mass breakouts. You're better off without it.

Call me Molly. I'm seventeen, female, and I love shoujo anime. I'm also a Level 1 Moderator.

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