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welp i consider mahself to be perty outgoin n easy to get along wit at times...as long as u dont put me down or put down things i believe in...we will usually get along...alot of ppl come to me n ask me for advie n most likely i can help anyone out....i havent failed yet lol n hopefully i never do...one of these days i hope to make a wonderful career outta helping people with any problems they have

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i just drank a bottle of water and i feel hungry now and im on a diet and i cant eat anything likt but salads and fruits and vegies and i really cant go get um rite now cuz i dun wanan wake up my pareents being lound ya get wut im sayin..i guess i wil rate ya

just becuz ur on a diet dont mean u cant eat somethin unheathly every now n then...just not every day ya know? it wont kill u to eat somethin unheathly...as long as u work it off and stick to ur reg salads and stuff it will be fine

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some people say i give good advice but why is it that i find it hard to give myself advice

lol i wonder the same thing myself...ppl tell me the same thing but i can never figure out how i can help sooooo many ppl but still not be able to help myself....i guess we all need someone...just cuz we give good advice to other ppl dont mean we can always give good advice to ourselfs

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i hated life for a long time and i try painless ways to kill myself like pills but it doesnt work i cut myself a few times but im so fed up wit life i dont kno what to do...im only 13 and i have to much 2 handle in my life...i see all of my friends layd back and stuff and i cry..when i talk to people they only tell me the same thing(well think of your mother and how she feels much worse-my moms got cancer-yea i knoo that there's more to the story but im not gonna talk about it but everything rests on my shoulder)..i dont kno what to do..if no1 helps me u'll be seein me one the news--"13yr old from massachussets committed suicied yesturday"
'i cry everynight and even though there r people out there who r less fortunate than me-yea i feel bad- but im npt used to it...hellllp me please

okay i wanna help u...but i dont understand...wit what u said...r u sayin ur mom has cancer or what..im confused im sry...talk to me on aim Xx1Fate4XBlvr3xX or email me goddess_jessiepoo_69@yahoo.com i would like to help u more..

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im so toatally straight but is it ok for me to get horny by lookin at naked women on porn sites?

um if u was straight why would u get horny lookin at girls? think bout it????

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Im 13 and lookin for a nice guy maybe around 14...if ur single and lookin like meh send meh ur sn and ill give you mine

this isnt SINGLES R US!

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im a slut and i know it but i have a problem....when my friends call me a slut it doesnt bother me but when a stranger tells me im a slut thats when i get mad..
so now im tryin to keep a relation ship ...i have my mind set on this one kid who likes me back but he has a girl friend....he doesnt want to dump her and im afraid that if i look for someone else ill go back to the old ways..+ if he dumps her she's gonna kick my ass

first off..if u think ur a slut...then whats ur problem if someone says it? u must not be to comfortable wit bein a slut otherwise u wouldnt care who called u it...and if ur tryin hard enough to keep a reltionshiop...u shouldnt have much of a problem wit it...but if u aint gonna try hard of course ur gonna go back to bein the way u r...and if the boy u like doesnt want to dump his girl then dont press him to...he will if he really wants to...and fuck her...if shes sucha hardass she woulda done kicked ur ass by now just for likin her bf

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Does anyone here like Metal?
Fear Factory, Static-x, or Slipknot? Maybe even SoaD?

yep i love metal...SLIPKNOT ROCKS!!! so does flaw...korn..so on

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Why don't ANY girls under the age of 18 actually have good grammar??

becuz they all think there thugs? idk

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do most girls shave on the pussy lol?

well some do n some dont...but guys find it very attractive if they do....but i mean really...who wants to fight there way through a bush LOL

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ok wen i am in mi room i lyk pu t a stripping gshow on in mi room by myself. and wen i am at school or sumpin i am really she an dall mi friends think i am a goodie too-shoes. how can i make mi friends not think i am a goodie too shoes???
help!!!!!! ill rate u a 5 just 4 helpong me

well i dont think u wanna be shown as a whore...but if u wanna atleast make ur friends stop thinkin ur sucha good 2 shoes then do somethin they wouldnt expect...like....kiss a random hot guy u see...or ask him for a # or something...do somethin crazy but safe!

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my friend likes to be funny and say things like -hey baby whats u up to?-or-well sexi i g2g-
now i dont think he's joking and i think i might like him---or just want to Really do things wit him since im not into the whole commitment thing....god damn what the hell do i do?

talk to him bout how u feel...first off...if u wanna do stuff wit him...most likely he will...cuz hes a guy...but otherwise..just talk

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Anyone alive????

maybe...

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My boyfriend that I have been seeing for about 2 years is leaving for college at the end of summer. I want to do something really nice for him or get him something really special that he can take with him to always remember me. Anyone have some ideas? Thanks!

well first off...u should take him out somewhere..like plan a nice date...a picnic..in the park...or go somewhere really nice where u can sit down n see the sun set...n eat ice cream wit him...n while ur sittin there...give him a nicely wraped present...like a key chain...wit ur name on it...or a photo of urself..or a cd that he really wanted...or burn him a cd wit songs that will make him think of u...or somethin that he really wanted....GOOD LUCK!

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Okay, I like this guy, he's 20 and I am only 16. No he's not a rapest. He's got alot of respect for me and my father (he's afraid of him) and also he won't date because I am too young. But he said he likes me back... what should I do... I know he's 20 but I've cared about him for about a year now... and he knows I want him.... so do yall think there's a chance for me in the future? Tell me what you think! Be honest Plz!

i know how u feel..i liked a guy when i was 15 that was 19..n he liked me back...n we dated but it didnt work out for certain reasons....but that was just somethin that i did wrong...age has nothin to do wit likin someone...if its right n meant to be there will always be a chance for u...as long as he likes u...n u like him....i see no problem wit it not working

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my best friend is a guy and he said he would give me kissing lessons and now hes like why dont you find someone else and there is no one else! i mean i dont know what to do i wanna kiss a guy real bad and hes my only hope to getting it right!

you just gotta wait for the perfect time...let me see...would u rather kiss ur BEST FRIEND? or kiss someone u really like...practice is no fun...u gotta have somethin to talk bout after u get done kissin!

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hi. i have really long legs and im very thin... great rite.. well whenever i go anywhere and im wearing a skirt or short i get really dirty looks and stares from other girls! i cant stand it. i feel awful and so uncomfortable. Is there something wrong with long legs? do i look like a giant or something? they make me feel out of place :(
what should i do?
thanks

no theres nothin wrong at all...just girls r jealous becuz while ur lookin at them girls that r givin u the dirty looks...mostly likely a guy they see or think is cute is lookin at u...guys love long legs and thin girls...well some anyways...so dont let them put u down..there just jealous...show it off!

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i cant say my r's and everybody makes fun of me for it i mean i already think im ugly and i cant say my r's and i have a new york accent which makes it worse.. how can i get people to stop mocking me??

start mockin them...if you hear something that they say funny...mock em...dont let em get to ya...most ppl that pick on ya do it outta cuz they like you...or just jealous of you...so dont take it as somethin bad..take it as somethin good

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hi. im going into 9th grade and in 4'9 and i weigh 74 pounds. Im so tiny short and skinny and bcuz of that i look like a 3rd grader! i always got things like what grade r u in? and "i think ur lost little girl" like i just graduated 8th grade and on the 1st day of skool i was going to home room and this new girl saw me and shes like 6th grade is downstairs this is 8th grade. i hate it! now im going into high skool! im so worried n upset! in going to b with 18 year olds! Im gonna feel so out of place. help

LAUREN

first off...bein lil n small has its advantages wether u believe it or not..i was scared my first day of school to into high school but really it isnt that bad...ya ppl will pick on ya...but u gotta learn how to laugh at urself n them and make fun or urself n then just make fun of them...be like "so hows the air up there" lol just have fun...so ur short....n skinny...nothin wrong wif it...and u will attract alot more guys becuz they will wanna joke around with you..so make the best of it ;-)

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my bestfriends sister likes to make me cry i think she says her sister [my best friend] says im mean and i make her two faced and that im not nice at all im afraid to go back to her house because i dont wanna see her sister again im afraid ill do something to make her mad and yell at me again what do i do? should i just stay away from her and my best friend i mean they tell each other everything!

well ask em whats up? if they think ur mean and all that...n if they do...ask em why...dont stay away until u know what there prob is...her sister just might be jealous and thinkin ur takin her away since she tells each other everything...n now that her sister has u as a best friend..they might not do that as much...so just talk to em..n dont let her sister get the best of u....

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ok i'm almost 14 and i've known this guy since i was 7 everyone thinks that we will end up together but he's 5 years older than me i've always had a crush on him but it's one of those little girl crushes and everyone won't shut up about it how do i get them to stop

tell em to mind there own buisness n that if u wanted there opinion on it u would ask em...they have nothin to do wit ur feelins for him...or anythin else..

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