My name is Jesseca. I live in a small town, but I have big city ideas. People here do not have open minds, they aren't cultured, they're everything I don't want to be. So let me share with you what I know, how I feel, and just plain how things are.
Another thing - If you rate me a one, guess what? I don't really mind. If I answer your question - I obviously tried to answer it the best I possibly could.
If your question was extremely stupid and the solution to your problem extremely easy - I don't feel bad for telling you so.
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for school i need to find a song that mentions drugs or alcohol and then analyze it. i'm fine with the analyzing part, its just that i'm having trouble finding a song that mentions drugs or alcohol in it.
i asked my parents and they only gave me old songs. i'm looking for a more recent song that i know.
thanks! (link)
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"Slow Motion" by Third Eye Blind.
It specifically mentions the following:
"now he's bleeding in a vacant lot, the one in the summer where we used to smoke pot"
"now the cops will get me, but girl if you would let me - I'll take your pants off. I got a little bit of blow, we could both get off. Later bathing in the afterglow - two lines of coke I cut with draino- and her nose starts to bleed the most beautiful ruby red"
"my sister's eating paint chips again, maybe that's why she's insane. I shut the door to her moaning and I shoot smack in my veins."
"a junkie wino creep"
Here's lyrics if you need them:
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=36180
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is it true that your boobs will grow if you give a guy head and he busts and you swallow? my friend told me that it is but i dont know.
answers please (: (link)
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No.
That, honestly, is just stupid.
Probably some retarded guy came up with it as a ploy to get his girl to swallow.
Lame.
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How do I get it so nobody can see my top 8 with any layout? (link)
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http://www.flashstuf.com/myspace/hidetop8.php
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is it bad to roast marshmallows over a scented candle? i know its a fire hazard, but are the chemicals from the candle bad? (link)
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Both of the other answers are good, but I'd like to add:
It isn't worth it, it takes too long.
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Hey, my birthday is coming up in about 2 weeks, and the only thing I really want is an Xbox 360. They're like $400 right now, but I have $200 saved up already. How can I manage to ask them for this and to offer to pay for half of it? If anybody has any weaseling tips, it would help lol. (link)
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I wanted a laptop for my birthday.
I said:
"Mom, I want a freaking laptop."
I begged a lot.
I got the laptop.
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Moral of the story: Come right out with it. Tell them what you want and what you're willing to do to get it.
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how does aimfight.com work and how could i get my number to be bigger (link)
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aimfight.com is basically just a calculation of how many people have you and your buddy on their friends list.
The only way to get your number to be bigger is to have more people add you.
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ok ive been visiting the website stlpunk.com
but for some reason it won't let me go there no more
instead it says this:
Directory Listing Denied
This Virtual Directory does not allow contents to be listed.
it was working fine but all of a sudden it started doing this.
can anyone tell me how to fix this
please =/ (link)
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There's probably something wrong with the host.
Or the owner changed something that messed with the coding.
Just wait for awhile, it might be back up later.
(I tried to go to it, it did the same thing.)
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Whenever I shave I ALWAYS end up cutting my face up and it ends up stinging and bleeding like crazy.As a result I end up shaving less often,which in turn makes me look like a hobo.
What are some methods for getting a clean shave without butchering my face? (link)
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Change out your shaving cream for a thick body wash, or conditoner.
I suggest trying the new Caress Exotic Oil Infusions - it's thick and creamy, and it smells good.
Make sure your razor isn't dull - and start out soft until you're sure you can shave without cutting yourself.
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14/f and failing math.
How do you completely factor problems such as :
x^4+2x^3+x+2
4x^2+1
16x^2-49
24x^2-30
the caret (^) means to the power of 2 or 3 or 4, whatever single digit number comes after it.
I didn't pass this last test, and no matter how many times it's explained to me i don't understand. What would the answers be? Does anyone know any helpful websites that may be of assistance? Thank you.
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Alright, you're fourteen and you're doing this? Crazy. I'm seventeen, and we just learned this in my math class this year.
For the first one:
(x+1)(x+2) (or if you're looking for zeros, x=-1 & x=-2)
I have no idea about the second one.
Take the square root! for the third one.
So the answer would be: (x+4)(x-7) (zeros: x=-4 x=7)
I have no idea about the fourth one either.
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Ok, so I really really really want a lip piercing and I have for a while. I've already looked at alot of stuff about them and I've asked people I know, so I know the risks already. I asked my mom if I could get one, but she keeps saying no, and she doesnt even have a reason. I already told her that I would pay for it. How could I convince her to let me get my lip pierced?
and I'm 15 btw (link)
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When I first asked for a lip piercing my parents told me "no, it's my face until you're eighteen."
Basically the lamest excuse ever.
All it took to get them to agree was telling them exactly why I wanted it - showing them that it wasn't just some random notion that I came up with.
If all else fails tell her she's putting a kink in your hose of free expression.
Also - after I pierced my lip, I decided that it was too much to worry about, so I took it out. Make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you WANT the piercing and you won't TAKE IT OUT in TWO DAYS.
Or you're wasting your time.
If she says no again, don't push it.
The more you complain, the less chance there is of her saying yes.
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I've been hearing things about 'bandana crews' a lot lately. For example "the white bandana crew'. Can someone please tell me what that is? Thanks (link)
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Haha.
It's probably just a group of those dirty "scene" kids who carry around those stupid bandanas.
They color coordinate these days, y'know.
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There was this movie from a long time ago(I think it might have been a series of movies) that I loved and I wanted to rent for my little cousin. I can't remember what they were called, but here's what I remember:
It was a cartoon, and there were these little kids, a brother and a sister. And there was this tree; I think it was in Central Park. They went into the tree, where there was a whole other world. It was inhabited by some sort of creature; gnomes or something. And there was an evil gnome queen. Also, I think it was kind of musical.
If anyone knows what movie this is it would be great. (link)
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It's one movie.
It's called A Troll In Central Park.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108395/
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by not actually showing that you like her like somethign really good but not perverted....and i really dont know what to say like im usually fine but i really like this girl and all i say to ehr is how is your day going and thats it....she is a grade higher than me so i cant talk about school or anything...so can anyone help me (link)
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Personally, girls like it when you just talk to them.
When you say hi, ask them how they are, how things are going. Any sort of conversation is well appreciated.
Start off with that and slip in subtle compliments. Like "Hey, your hair looks nice today" or "you look really pretty"
NEVER EVER EVER EVER tell a girl she is "sexy" or "hot" because... well, it's ruining the generation enough as it is. Stick to the classics: pretty, cute, gorgeous, beautiful, ect.
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For the summer.. I want to cut and dye my hair..... But theres a problem... my hair is reallly thick and I want to cut it shorter.. like a little below my shouders(right now it is middle of my back)... would that make it look thicker? or what are some hair styles? My hair is really dry and corse and just not the type of hair a girl would want.... what are some ways to make my hair look not at thick.... and i want some crazy laires... any ideas on anything...
and since my hair is so corse and thick would it look good dyed? (link)
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I had hair like that. It was crazy course and dry and now it's not at all like it used to be.
To get rid of that (if you want to) try using a relaxer.
(To tell you the truth, it's meant for African American hair, but it works really well on course/dry hair no matter your race.)
There's one brand called "Just For Me" it's a more mild relaxer meant for children.
At first your hair will feel funny, and you might not be satisfied. And at first it will be EXTREMELY straight. After awhile, it starts to soften, so long as you take care of it.
I used to do it every couple of months, and I don't do it at all anymore and my hair is soft/straight (used to be course/dry and curly) and I was able to cut mine rather short.
Just a suggestion - as for the haircut: get what you like. Nobody else will be able to tell you if you'll like it.
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ok so i loove to write my own songs. most of my songs i have are about heart breaks. i want to write about soemthing else other then heart breaks and loving soemone what else can i write about? please give me ideas thaks!
thanks in advance (link)
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The best things to write about are the things you know, the things you've done, and the things you love.
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"je suis votre mere. votre pere. votre frere. votre soeur. votre predicateur. votre professeur. votre amour. votre ami. Garcon, je serai tout et quelque chose que vous avez souhaite."
what does that mean?
i got...
i am your mother. your father. your brother. your sister. (link)
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Check for spelling.
The translation I got was gibberish.
continued on with the "I am your..."s for awhile without giving the last word until it got to "your professor. your love." and then it said "I will be all and something that you have wishes"
The exact translation I got was:
"I am your mere. your pere. your frere. your sister. your predicateur. your professor. your love. your friend. Garcon, I will be all and something that you have wishes."
Hah. Good luck.
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Last Wednesday was my moms 81st birthday. I AM GOING TO BE 52. She knows that I buy a lot of jewelry each item in every color due to the fact that if you dont buy them you will never see it again. She has even told me the jewelry is gorgeous and you cannot tell the difference if it is 99 cents for a piece from Lord & Taylors, Bloomingdales, etc. Also before her birthday she told me to keep her out of my buying the jewelry - she told me that if I like it that is all what counts. Any way now she is screaming at me that last week I spent too much money on the jewelry. How could I buy $50 worth. Today she started to scream at me: what is the difference if you wont buy one piece of jewelry for $50 or all those pieces for $50. And why did you put all your bills onto your charge card - you still have to pay it. You will dig yourself into a hole; OK FIRST OF ALL I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP BUYING AS MUCH JEWELRY AS I DO; AND SHOULD I JUST IGNORE HER AND BUY WHAT I WANT. (KEEP IN MIND SHE DOES PAY THE RENT, AND THE ELECTRICITY BUT I DO GIVE HER MONEY FROM MY PAYCHECK). ALSO KEEP IN MIND SHE ALSO SAID THIS BECAUSE THIS MONTH MY CHECKBOOK DID NOT BALANCE AND SHE SAW MY MASTERCARD BILL WHICH HAS ALL MY CONSOLIDATED BILLS ON IT PLUS OTHER THINGS MINUS THE JEWELRY BECAUSE I PAY BY CASH (link)
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You are too old to even need to be caring about what your mother says.
Do what you want.
If she's going to complain about it - tell her that she's probably spent a lot more money on something a lot more stupid.
But if you really want to cut back - instead of buying one in every color, buy just the ones you like.
(Truthfully, no one cares where you get your jewelry. A lot of people don't even notice it.)
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I dont have a date for prom, but I'm still going. And a few of my friends odn't have dates and they're still going, too. But.... is it okay to go to prom without a date? Do people go without dates? Will it be as fun? Will people think you're a lsoer?
thanks (link)
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A lot of people go to prom without dates. It's perfectly fine. It'll only be as fun as you make it. If anyone thinks you're a loser, they spend too much time thinking about retarded things.
It's perfectly normal.
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what store can i buy liquid eyeliner at and can i have a picture of it i need a actuall store not website. (link)
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You can buy liquid eyeliner at any store that sells makeup.
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Ok.. well junior prom is in two weeks, and I don't have a date. I'm a girl, so I don't plan on asking anybody, and if anybody was going to ask me, they would have asked by now.
I was just going to go with a few friends but trying to find a dress and stuff... I just realized that I really don't want to go. I mean, the only reason I'm going is to say that I went, but I have a feeling that I won't enjoy it very much (especially without a date). And I don't know if it's worth the money if I'm not going to have fun, especially because my parents can't afford it.
I don't know what to do. I don't want to not go, because then I'll be sitting at home on Saturday night while all my friends are at prom and I'll be sorry I didn't go... but if I go, I won't have fun and I'll just be miserable.
I don't know. If I had a date, it would be okay, but I don't think I'll have fun without a date. What should I do? (link)
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My junior prom was last weekend. I didn't go for the very same reasons. I was so disappointed and upset when I saw my friends in their dresses/tuxes.
It was really horrible.
If your parents really can't afford it - don't make them pay for something you aren't going to enjoy.
If you don't really want to go - then don't. Find a friend who isn't going either and do something with them. If all your close friends are going, find someone who you don't normally hang out with and invite them to do something.
But if any part of you wants to go - then do it.
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