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Q: I wanna use a tampon but its like a freak out does anyone have any advice about them?

Go to beinggirl.com they have like a little movie and everything.

Q: Hey, ok first before I say anything I don't mean to sound conceded... but it's true. Ok, I'm pretty and popular, and like guys like me and stuff... it's just I'm kind of incicure about myself because I'm only a 32 A. I'm probably not going to get any bigger because my mom was a 34 A... so... it just makes me feel really small because most of my friends are starting to get big boobs... and it's not like my small boobs have stopped alot of guys from liking me or anything... it's just kind of depressing. And I want to get a boob job when I'm 16, but I'm kind of scared that something's going to go wrong... so... help!

Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up.
If I knew you, I would punch you in the face.

Q: wut if i wanna hav sex but i am to young and that is all i can think and dream about

Is there even a question in that?

Q: ive been talking to this guy for 5 yrs. but weve never been together and he lives in flordia right now. Well he just asked me to marry him,i really love him....but i don't want to get married, ive never wanted to get married. I don't know what to say.

HELP
-twiSTed

No maybe.

Q: I have 101 books and i have a bookshelf thats attached to my wall my mom says i should take off 70 of them or something but the problem is where do i put my books i need some help. i don't have any boxes and i can't get any what should i do and my closet is full. please help me
thanx

You could give them to Goodwill. But if you really want to keep them, you could maybe put them under your bed or if they are small enough you could put them in shoe boxes.

Q: Hi.
I have acne and whenever I wash my face, it feels tight and starts to get dry and sometimes flakey. What's this mean? Also if it helps I just started using this face wash.

It means that the face wash is too strong, or your using it too often. If your using it more than once a day then go down to just once. But if your only using it once a day and its still doing it then, get something else.

Q: hey im 13 im about to turn 14 and i m in high school i want a good b day party last year i had it roller skatin idk wat i should do this year i was thinkin anout renting a space nd thro w a dj party but idk any good idea out there please help..................

Maybe you should just get a tutor to teach you how to spell instead.

Q: Hey, I recently made my first appointment to see a gyno so I could be put on birth control. The only problem is my Mom told me we don't have any prescription insurance so for medication we need to pay the full amount. I'm 19 years old and I;m wondering if theres any cheap ones anyones on or if this has happened to anyone else. Thank you so much!

I'm pretty sure if you go to plan parenthood they will give it too you for free or for cheap, but I'm not 100% sure.

Q: i've been on depo-provera (the birth control needle) for over three years now. i keep hearing horror stories about serious side effects it can have in the future. if you have any information about depo-provera let me know because although i adore the needle, i'll switch back to the pill if the needle is too dangerous.

You should just look it up on yahoo or something. It can give you alot of information about it.

Q: What is birth control? and what does it do?

Before 'askmelissa' starts saying shit about other peoples answer why don't you read the question. She never said she was having sex. So your even more stupid than the girl you made fun of because at least she tryed to help the girl and not say dumb shit. So why don't you shut the fuck up you dumb bitch.

P.S. Birth control keeps you from releasing an egg so you don't get pregnant.. if you have sex.

Q: ok so this is about my boyfriend. we go to the movies and hang out. but he dosnt wear colonge and you know what im saying..girls like it when their guys smells good. Not that he like smells bad..but thats my weekness.. its just turning me off totally..how might i bring it up that he should wear cologne?

Find some and take it with you then when hes not looking spray some on him.

Q: I got olive oil on my favorite t-shirt! How do I get it out?

Why do people alway get shit on their favorite t-shirt? It sucks so much. Do you ever get shit on the t-shirt that you hate that your mom is making you wear to look nice.. no but on your favorite one you sure do.

Q: I really hate my body even though I'm skinny and some girls envy me. I'm too short for my age. I'm 13 and I'm 5'1 and when I get jeans I can't fit into them because I'm skinny but also because I have a regular butt. My mom says it's because of my gene! I wanna gain some pounds but I can't.

PLEASE HELP! I Rate high!

No way are you short for your age, I'm 16 and only 5'3. Oh wait, nevermind I'm short for my age too damn. But yeah, there's no way out of it. Wear little girls pants, well not little little girls but younger the pants will fit better.

Q: I had me an epiphany (a revelatory manifestation of a divine being.)

this morning .. the doorbell rang .. about 8 o'clock (ish) .. behind the door was a 20-something old man .. neat looking character ..

he handed me a pampflet and .. the message was .. "have you seen Jesus?" .. danm! .. i said DAMN! .. as it so happens with me that in situations like this i tend to act very arogantly and .. allthough it may seem cool at the time .. it really is not cool at all .. one needs to take into acount the feelings of the person he or she interacts with .. i said .. "Jep! I just did!" and slammed the door shut.

later i thought .. a. did i hurt that poor bastards feelings .. and .. b. what does it all mean? ..

I think it means that God hates you.

Q: i cant get a boyfriend. all the boys say that im sooo hot but they wont go out with me. whats wrong with me? why cant i get a boyfriend?
help me! ^O^

Maybe the guys are more into personality than looks. And they don't like your personality. You could try putting out though, that ALWAYS works.

Q: i went to am-i-fat.com just to see what it would say and it said im emaciated.. i dont even know what that means! i dont think my weight is unhealthy. im 5'5 101. what does this even mean? like should i be worried? thanks

Emaciated: To make or become extremely thin, especially as a result of starvation.

So it means that your under weight. No big worry though, unless you feel unhealthy.

Q: i am 14 years old and i have masterbated quiet a few times. I was wondering......i have not had my period for 6 monthes now and wanted to know if my masterbating could have effected that? also i wanted to know if a gynocologist can tell if you have masterbated? because i do not want my mother to now! please help me!

Masterbation doesn't effect your period, its just because your 14 so your period isn't regular yet or your pregnant depending on if you've had sex or not. Your gynocologist can't tell if you've been masterbaing. Just wondering... why are you going to a gynocologist when your so younge?

Q: wat is a blow job ?
nd how does a grl give oral

Maybe you should try and learn how to spell before you worry about things like that.

Q: do you need to be a certain age to buy condoms or can anyone buy them?

Anyone can buy them.

Q: I'm really conscious about my boobs... I've always favoured smaller boobs I'm 17 and I wear a 32D, would this be considered "big"... it's annoying because I'm a petite size of 8, and my boobs make tops rise up revealing mid-driff, and my friends are always commenting about how I show off my belly, but it's because the top has to stretch over my boobs and rises up!! Bigger sizes dont work because they're too baggy for my figure.
It's a real pain, but at what size to boobs become considered "big"?