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i went to school with this girl in elementary


we met up, dated-and broke up

i just noticed now...that i wasn't being myself with her and don't know what to do

how can i get her to like me?

or "attract her"

what do girls like?

or find attracting=\? (link)
Confidence. Make sure you're loaded with it. Even if you end up acting like an asshole. Unfortunatly MANY girls are attracted to that.


i've been going out with my boyfriend for three months. My parents don't approve of his family though so if i wanted to go to his house i'd lie to my own parents about where i was going and then sneak over to his house. Last time i went there i felt so guilty i felt i was gonna be sick. And lately whenever i talk to him i get really irritated and grumpy. Does anyone know what's going on with me? (link)
That time of month? Tell your parents that you are growing up and that you have the right to date boys, and just because someone comes from a "bad family" doesn't mean he's a bad kid.


Alright, me and my boy have been together a year + a week or two. Like three days ago, i broke up with him. He was suppose to hangout with me, not, lets call her "tamms". Tamms is one of my bestfriends, as well as his. They didn't do anything together though. The reason was he was suppose to spend the day with me, not her. It's a stupid reason because this has happend before but this time I really got mad cause i cancelled plans for the boyfriend. I always get jealous when he talks to other girls, [we have alot of girls in our neighborhood, boyfriend lives three blocks away] I still love him, and i know he loves me. But if i cant contain my jealousy issue, i dont want to get back together with him. I've cheated on him once in the past and that was the worst mistake I ever made, but we got past that. Sorry it was long. Comments advice or opinons would be appreciated. (link)
My opinion, You have no right to feel jelous since you were the one who cheated on him. If you know he really loves you, he won't cheat on you.


okay so i feel weird asking
this buttt oh well.


me and my friend are planning on
going tanning in a couple days.
but we've never gone before.
usually we just tan... in the sun. ha.
well. im THINKING about going to
darque tan, but jsut because it seems
really nice. so my first question is...
should i go there or...? if not, where
should i go? thanks!!


alsoooo. im not really sure
about the whole thing.
can someone just explain to me
like, how everything works.
i dont mean how the beds work.
i mean like, "first, you do this...
then you have to do this... if i
were you i wouldnt _____..."
those sorta things.



THANK YOU OHHHH SO MUCH!
if you really explain everything,
its is DEFFINATLY appreciated. (:


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Can't answer your seconds paragraph, but if you go, don't use the fake tan. It's exactly what it says. FAKE. It makes you come out like a damn oompa loompa or something.


ok well all my friends are a lot richer than me. they have really awesome houses with pools, game rooms, and all these fun things to do. so they always invite me over. and their parents take us to do a lot of fun things like boating, or go to their lake house, etc. but im afraid theyre gonna stop inviting me because i never invite them to my house. thats becuz my house is sooooo boring. i mean really, there is like NOTHING to do here except watch tv, and even thats really lame cuz like my whole family is in the same room with us. and we dont have a boat or a cabin or do anything fun that i could invite my friends to do. so i need some ideas of things i can do with my friends or invite them to do, that would be fun, so they wont think im just leaching off them or something. (link)
Just ask you family to take them to a water park or theme park, but tell your friends that they have to bring their own money. It works.


okay so my acne gets a little worse in the summer and it's like mild i guess you could say. it's not too bad but is there ANYTHING that could possibly clear it up a little bit by tomorrow? and it has to be something that i might have at home. but any ideas would be great

and i'd google it but i want someone who had experience using it. or if you know it could work becasue someone else used it.

thank you sooo much! (link)
Probably not in one day. Try tooth paste, but don't leave it on over night. It burns your skin. Make sure it's tooth paste with whitening or something. And just pop the actual pusy zits if you really need it gone by tommorow. Soap after popping to prevent spread. And get proactive or go to the doctors to get accutain(spelling?). They work great, but not in one day.


Does anyone know if a minor having sex with another minor is illegal in Georgia? I always thought it was okay if both persons were under 18. But some friends recently told me it is illegal to have sex and much less buy condoms if you are under 18 in the state of Georgia.

Any web links or direct answers are appreciated!
Thanks :] (link)
Each state has a different sex age. Most are 15-17. Google is your friend.


so im in a bit of a pickle. tomorrow my cousin and i are going with these 2 guys to Six Flags, and im smack dab in the middle of my period, which is kinda heavy. My cousin and I both wont have any pockets bc we wear soffees for the water rides and were not carrying any kind of bag or anything.. and i dont really want to carry one just for a tampon. and flip flops so i cant put it in my shoe. We stay out there all day so i figure i can put one in right before we leave or right when we get there so i should be ok most of the day but ill need to change it at least once. any ways to conceal it? i got the compax things since theyre smaller, and dont suggest wearing a pad bc theres water rides. (link)
Paint it a pretty color and say its candy. Or get one of those air tight things people wear around their necks. Your mommy probably has one.


what are some ways to give my guy a better handjob..

also is there any lil tricks you can use to turn a guy on, besides the usuall and obvious

thanks : ) (link)
google is your friend, and ask a guy friend how they jack off.


Me and My brother used to be so close, like, best friends. Then he made other friends, bad influences basically, he started stashing beer and smoking stuff. And totally forgot about me. He thinks I betrayed him, because I looked around in his room to find empty beer cans and stuff because my mom didn't believe me. But my mom didn't do anything, of course she thinks its just a "phase" but sometimes I cry because I see pictures around the house of me & him, and now he won't even look at me. Sometimes I day dream about like, if I killed myself, how he would feel. I mean , I don't think I would ever kil myself but since he doesn't smile I don't smile either. I don't know what to do, I just want him to like me again. What would you do? (link)
Tell him he needs to grow up and learn that you did it because you love him, and he needs to quit being a selfish asshole.


I am planning on getting a hamster or guinea pig and I am having trouble picking out some names. I already have a male name if its a boy but i need some female names for either pet. Thanx I hope you can give some names! (link)
Hamtaro.


what does IQ mean? like "she has an IQ of 14" or "IQ of 160" like tell me everything about it i dont get it! (link)
Intelligence Quotient. It's how much information you can hold in your brain. And if you know someone with an IQ of 14, I feel bad for that fucker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ#High_IQ_societies

Wikipedia and google are your friends.

160 is really really high.


can you buy birthcontrol at a store? (link)
At a pharmacy... and I think it has to be perscribed. Which means it's time to tell mommy and daddy.


About 5 years ago my brother Barry brought home a kid named Cory. Barry brought him home so he could work on the ranch with my family. He was just staying for 2 weeks but then ended up staying for 5 years. In this time my cousin (Bailey) who was 14 and Cory 24 started dating. They kept it secret, but it went on all the time. All this time Cory had become my brother. My brother Barry died 2 years ago from a drunk driver. He was 24. Bailee was 16 and Cory was 26 My whole family and Cory watched him die. Before we were told that Barry would not make it, Cory and Bailey were hugging and I saw them. She was crying and Cory was crying too. I gave Cory a hug and my cousin and I kept telling him he had to stay. We both knew my brother wasn't going to make it. Cory promised me so many times that he would not leave me or the family. Well I was 13 at the time. So about three days later they turned off life support and my mother, 2 other brothers, and my dad watched him die. Now Bailey is 18 and Cory is 28. They finally told everyone about the dating situation. Well Bailey is going off to college and Cory is going back to college with her. I'm so jealous. I'm 15 now. He is like my brother and I hate that Bailey is taking away all I have left of Barry. Barry and Cory were really good friends and they were so much alike and Cory promised Barry on his death bed that he would take care of me and HE'S LEAVING!!!! He should stay with me. I love him sooo much(as a bro). I want him to stay i'm so jealous. And I think she is a stupid bitch for taking him from me. I don't know what to do. It's killing me. I'm so upset. Please any advice will help. (link)
You need to grow up. Just because you want him, doesn't mean he want's to spend his whole life with you. There are bigger and better things out there, and that's selfish of you to want to keep him away from these things. He'll still visit, it's not like he's leaving you forever. Just be happy that he's happy.


I am going into Highschool next year, and I don't know anyone because I'm new to this area. I lack a lot of confidence and tend to make friends with girls that nobody likes, because I feel bad for them. Which doesn't help. So i was wondering if anyone had any advice on how to become more confident. Or possibly any on how to make the right friends. I also receive good grades so I'm always worried people only want to be my friend because I'm smart.
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Be funny and don't let people walk all over you. But don't change who you are as a whole. Don't start doing shit to make yourself look like badass. And remember to never turn your back on friends who are true just because you think you have cooler friends.


what do you do to become rich? and keep on getting money even if youre done being it? like they send you money every month or year or week .. whatever bcuz ill qwork hard for it i really wanna become rich .. doesnt HAVe to bcome fasmous or anything (link)
You don't have to be rich to have a happy life. But get a good stock investor, and learn to save money, and get a job that requies lot's of college time. Lawyer, Surgeon, whatever. Just remember, money makes you very unhappy if you have too much, because you become greedy and materialistic. Don't become an asshole, and remember, google is your friend.


Okay I love my brother soo much! But, I think he drinks beer and smokes pot or something, and he is like 16 almost 17. I have no idea how to make him stop, he && my step brother have smoked AT OUR HOUSE! yeah, I know, that's house completely stupid they are, we went to hawaii on vacation and guess what, they BOUGHT pot there. I know that because i read some text messages, which lead me to my brothers front pocket of his suitcase, which lead me to a bag of empty weed. My mom tells me not to tell my dad, because my dad would take away his car, get frusterated all the time and all this other stuff.

My dad & my mom are divorced because my dad lost it and hit her so now he does counciling & takes lithium. So I can't tell him, but I really want to, I think/know that even my brother PINKY PROMISED he would quit smoking he still does it, i went ot my friend emily's house and her brother told us that my brother taut him how to smoke it from a bottle! I know! its so gross, I'm really against all that gross stuff. And I'm fourteen, i even found my brothers stash of beer! POh my god, what should I do!? Anything will help, I'll send feedback! I just want to know what you would do if you were me! Please Help! (link)
You can't really do anything. It's his life. But tell him if he really cared about you he would quit. But tell him he's a loser too. And weak. And pathetic.


what does it mean when you have greenish poo? (link)
Certain food, not enough eating, some dairy products. Google is your friend.


What's the best cough syrup or pill? I want something that will kid rid of like a dry cough, fast. Thanks! (link)
Tripple C's. Don't abuse now.


i know someone earlier asked a question about tracking people that have looked at your profile, and i said i would give them more information on the website when i found the link. and i found it. but i cant find the question. so the link is www.IMchaos.com and you go to list sample and make one and put it in your profile. i hope i helped, and i hope you see this. sorry everyone else. :D (link)
High five.




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