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Q: ok i wrote this poem, that i think is not very good but people who have read it think it is, so just gimme sum feedback please : ) it isnt important but 13/m

Confusion

Caught in the midst, you're in a daze
Like you were trapped in a giant maze
Confusion comes in all shades of grey
a different one every day,
You do not know, you cannot see
You're stuck in-between and mysteriously,
Your mind will decide what happens next,
And soon you'll be even more perplexed

thanks in advance!
-Connor
thats a hott poem, lol.. it's really good, especially when you're only 13. and i cant believe a teenage guy can be so deep and poetic. even though you dont think it's very good, i'll bet that everyone else will think it's great!

:)

Q: Sometime this year i am planning to buy either an mp3 player or an ipod. I was wondering what people thought was better, an mp3 player or an ipod.
i think an iPod is wayy better, especially the mini ones. i HAD a mini iPod until i broke it a month ago, but i'm planning on buying a new mini iPod when the new one with a color screen comes out. i kno some people say that there are mp3 players that are cheaper and better than ipods, but like.. who cares?? ipods are so much cooler, and they look hotter than all the other mp3 players. like.. if you walk to school one day with the new mp3 player from Samsung, Iriver, or Zen, you're not going to be getting as much attention as you would if you had the newest iPod

:) hope that helped

Q: Im starting High School in 10 days. Im excited/nervous but whatever. Does anybody know any school supplies that will be needed? Or could anybody recommend school supplies i should have? Except for pens,notebooks and a backpack because i already have those things?
well, i'm starting highschool in september, and they told me that i should bring notebooks, pens, pencils, and calculators on the first day. what i really like to use is like a 2 inch binder for school. like a binder for all your subjects, but you seperate the subjects with dividers. that way you wont have to bring like 5 or 4 different notebooks around school all day when you can just have everything in a small binder.

hope that helped :)

Q: is there anything wrong with being a guy and listing to britney spears.
umm... not really, but i find it a little funny.. lol. she has SOME good songs, and she's really famous, so just because you're a guy, it doesnt mean you can't listen or enjoy the music she makes. i listen to eminem and linkin park, and there's nothing wrong with that, so there shouldnt be anything wrong with you listenin to britney spears. well, if someone makes fun of you for liking her songs, just say that you only like her because she's hot.. and they'll back off

:)

Q: okay so i have picture day in a few days and i just got a pimple! what do i do!!!!!! like what are some GOOOOD products i can use to get the pimple away in just like a day or two ?!
whatever you do, dont pop it! you should try clearasil ultra. it gaurantees that your face will be clearer in 3 days, but i'm sure you face will still be clearer in 2 days. if it's just 1 pimple, then use a spot treatment. i use clearasil ultra vanishin spot treatment, and it works really well for me, but sometimes it dries up my skin. there's this spot treatment from clean and clear that doesnt dry out your skin, but i dont know how well it works because i havent used it for a longg time, but they said that they had people use the product, and the next day, 100% of them saw a reduction in the size and redness of their pimple.

hope that helped :)

Q: i heard that if you put toothpaste on your pimple overnight, the next day it because less red and smaller. do ya think colgate works well ?
well, the brand of the toothpaste doesnt really matter, just as long as the toothpaste is minty. sooo yeaa.. colgate will work
i've used this method before.. well not overnight, but like for 20 minutes, and it didnt do much. it might work for you, but if it doesnt, i recommend clearasil ultra spot treatment

:)

Q: Would it be possible if a 14 yearold boy would like a 12 year old girl? She's sorta developed for her age. Or is it a waste of time?

Friend wanted to know
yaa.. it's totally possible.. a 2 year difference isnt a big deal, and guys totally go for developed girls.. lol

hope i helped :)

Q: Does anyone know any site that i can burn CD's for free. (like i have limewire, but i cant burn CD's i can only listen to them, unless someone out there knows how to) and then i was woundering if anyone knows any good myspace layout sites! i rate 5's if you help! thx guys!
if you have like windows media player, or real player(i use this), you can burn cds for free with those programs.
so if you have real player, just go to burn/transfer, click on cd burner, and just drag your music files into the page. windows media player is similar to this, but i dont use it really.

hope i helped :)

Q: to get my acne scars to clear up.. is neutrogena acne fading peel better to use or neutrogena visbly even daily spf 15 moisterizer? whats the difference and witch ones betta
luckily for you, i have both, lol..

the neutrogena visibly even daily spf 15 moisturizer really really well for me, it helps to like fade away dark spots and uneven skin tone. you're talking about SCARS, i dont know if the neutrogena moisturizer will help get rid of your scars because they're kind of different from dark spots.
i dont know how well the neutrogena acne fading peel works because i use other products along with it, but i like using it. you should probably use this product to help with your scars.

hope i helped :)

Q: when you first start wearing glasses do they look kind of weird in side of them because I just now got new glasses and then i kind of cant see out of them that good do I just have to get used to them or what??? p.s I mean I can see some things buit like not all
umm.. i think you should talk to your eye doctor(whatever they're called.. lol) about your lenses because i think it's wrong. when i first wore my glasses, my vision became so much more clear and i could see a lot better. so if you can't really see with your glasses, you should go back to the place you got it at and change the lenses

Q: On advicenators, I'm startin to get sick of messed up columnists sayin queer crap to you for an answer. Does anyone know how to turn them in? because I know they annoy other people too.
yaa i hate it when they do that too.. it's sooo annoying.. i just report them by going to this site:
http://advicenators.com/abuse.php
if you really want the columnist to have his/her account suspended, or banned from the site, make sure that you give a thorough explanation on why he/she should be banned.. like give a lot of examples of how he/she offends people and stuff like that. works for me, lol

hope i helped :)

Q: I need the Lyrics to kanyes new song but i dont know what its called. Dimonds something?
it's called Diamonds from Kanye West

Diamonds are forever
They won’t leave in the night
Have no fear that they might
Desert me

Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever, forever)
The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?……

Close your eyes and imagine, feel the magic
Vegas on acid,
Seen through these St. Laurent glasses
And I’ve realized that I’ve arrived, cuz
It take more than a magazine to kill my Vibe does
These writers don’t rhyme, so sort of
I thank ‘em
That mean I forgot better @#%$ than u ever thought up
Damn, is he really that caught up?
I ask if you talkin’ bout glasses, do my name get brought up?
I remember I couldn’t afford a Ford Escort, or even a 4 track recorder
so its only right that I let the top drop on a drop-top Porsche
- its for yourself that’s important
If a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan
Excuse me,
That’s just the Henny, man, I smoke, I drink, I’m supposed to stop I cant because

Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever, forever)
The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?……

I was sick about awards
Couldn’t nobody cure me
Only playa that got robbed but kept all his jewelry
Alicia Keys tried to talk some sense to them
30 minutes later seems there’s no convincing them
What more can you ask for?
The international awards? nah
Who complains about when he is old?
And throw a tantrum like he’s 3 years old
You gotta love it though somebody still speaks from his soul
And wouldn’t change by the change, or the game, or the fame, when he came, in the game, he made his own name
Now all I need is y’all to pronounce my name
Its Kanye - But some of my plaques - they still say Kane
Got family and a deacon, folk from Motown
Back in the Chi - them folks ain’t from Motown
Life movin’ too fast I need to slow down
Girl ain’t give me no ass, ya need to go down
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
My father Ben said I need Jesus
So he took me to church and let the water wash over my season
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
The preacher said we need leaders
Right then my body got still like a paraplegic

You know who you can call you gotta best believe it
The Roc stand tall and you would never believe it
Take your diamonds and throw ‘em up like you bulimic
Yea the beat cold but the flow is anemic

After debris settles and the dust get swept off
Big K pick up where young Hov left off
Right when magazines wrote Kanye West off
I dropped my new @#%$ sound like the best of
A&R's lookin’ like “pssh we messed up”
Grammy night, damn right, we got dressed up
Bottle after bottle till we got messed up
In the studio, where really though, yea he next up
People askin’ me if I’m gon’ give my chain back
That’ll be the day I give the game back
You know the next question dog “Yo, where Dame at?”
This track the Indian dance to bring our reign back
“What’s up with you and Jay, man, are y’all ok man?”
They pray for the death of our dynasty like Amen
R-r-r-right here stands a-man
With the power to make a diamond with his bare hands…

Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever, forever)
The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?……

Diamonds are forever (forever, forever)
Diamonds are forever (forever, forever, forever)

it's a pretty good song, but i like his new song, Gold Digger ft. Jamie Foxx, better

Q: anyone know the name of that rap song that goes like
yep yep yep
oh i think they like me
oh i think they like me
etc. etc.

thanks!
it's called Oh I think dey like me from Dem Franchize Boyz.. and lyrics can be found at.. http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/d/Dem-Franchize-Boys/Oh-I-Think-Dey-Like-Me-Lyrics.htm

:)

Q: Can i simply have a yes or no answer to this question:
My brother used to put his hands down the back of my trousers and grab my butt and stuff like that, i told him to stop but he wouldnt. is this abuse?
yes.. that's sexual abuse.. and it's incest too

Q: What does btw mean?
by the way

Q: If you're super skinny but A sized bra... would guys still go for that? I know it's personality that counts...but do they like it (you can't always have both, be skinny and have a huge ass/boobs)
well, i'm pretty skinny, and i've got A cups, and i can still get guys..lol. so i'm sure you, or whoever you're talking about, can still get guys
i've got a friend.. she has pretty big boobs and a big ass, and she's not really skinny..like between average and chubby, and she always attracts the wrong(ugly) guys..lol

Q:

ok this is werid ... i was watching meet the fockers ... an like gregs mom sayed to his sooned to be wife that her boobs our bigger an she can smell that shes pregnet?? can you really smell somthing if your pregnet..
ummm no.. it's just a joke.. lol

Q: how is someone sexually abused? i mean i dont understand.how do people abuse someone sexually? what do they do? my friend told me about someone that was and i was just wondering!
* I RATE *
sexual abuse is like sexual harassment. like if you were just innocently walking on the street, and a guy walking next to you decided to spank your ass. THAT'S SEXUAL ASSUALT, ABUSE, HARASSMENT.. lol.. whatever, they all mean the same thing anyway. ansd like if they grabbed your boobs, or like raped you, that would also be sexual abuse. it's a crime.. but still a lot of men do it

yaa.. thats about it... hope that helped :)

Q: what's cybersex??
lol.. it's a way for lonely people who cant get laid, so they go on the internet to chat with other people like themselves and have internet sex with them.. lol..
when you're having cybersex, it's not really sex, but like you have to type in every single thing you're doing to each other, as if you were actually having sex with each other. and you also feel yourself during the process.. it's kind of gross, because 1)you're touching yourself, and 2)you dont really know who you're having sex with, it could be a 48 year old man that likes little boys, or something like that

lol.. hope that helped :)

Q: I just got a new computer..And I don't have very many songs. And I don't really know what I want to download. Any suggestions??

I like Rap, Hip hop, Techno, Pop, Rock, and Old Rap from like the 90's n stuff..and 80's music..90's..country..some 70's so yea pretty much anything. Lol you'd help me out alot!! I'll rate 5's if you name more then 1 song!

Thanks
awesomeee.. i lovee music

50 cent - outta control ft. mobb deep
50 cent- just a lil' bit
eminem - ass like that
jay z - big pimpin'
clispe - when the last time ft. pharrell
jermaine dupri - welcome to atlanta ft. ludacris
snoop dogg- drop it like it's hot ft. pharrell
chingy - balla baby remix ft lil' flip
pretty ricky - grind with me
webbie - bad bad bitch remix ft. trina
youngbloodz - damn ft lil' jon
westside connection - gangsta nation
lil' jon n the eastside boyz - get low
t.i. - bring'em out
the game - how we do ft. 50 cent
kanye west - jesus walks
kanye west - gold digger ft. jamie foxx
terror squad - lean back ft. fat joe, lil' jon, mase, and eminem
rihanna - pon de replay ft. AP
pitbull- toma ft. lil'jon
daddy yankee - gasolina ft. nore, pitbull and lil'jon
petey pablo - freek-a-leek
ludacris - pimpin' all over the world ft. bobby valentino
boyz n da hood - dem boyz
faboulous - young'n (holla back)
akon - ghetto
eve 6 - think twice(yaa.. out of all the rap songs i listed, this is a rock song..lol)

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azngemini
hii, I'm Christina, 14, and I'm from Queens, NYC. I live near a huge mall, which is great becuz i lovee shopping. If anyone ever decides to visit nyc, let me know cuz i can tell you where the hottest places to go shopping are.
Music is a HUGE part in my life, I especially like rap and r&b. and TI's pretty hot too..
I lovee this site, and i go on it whenever i can. i cant say that i always give great advice, but atleast i try :)

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