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my boyfriends wnat me to give him head but ive never done that before so what exactly do u do and are there any tips to making it a better experience for him.

Easy. Just SUck it!! haha. but DONT USE TEETH!! lol. and a good tip- pop a breath mint in before you do :] itll make it feel really good i think :] i heard it from a friend n she said it made her bf go crazy :] in the good way lol

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why does the girl on the website always have only half a shirt on? Isn't that sexist?

unfortunately woman are always degraded by wearing next to nothing on websites. also it makes millions of women around the world feel the need to look like whores :] **that smile was sarcastic** lol

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There is this gay series... 'El cor de la ciutat' .
There are an amazing amount of episodes but I can't find the first episode of the first season.
Does anyone know where I can watch it ALL??

Google Google!! Google Solves EVERYTHING!! Just Like Duct Tape :]

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soooo I dont know what wrong with me but whenever I make out with my new boyfriend Im not turned on!!!that annoys me alot.Like I come ALOTTTT in my underwear but I dont feel like Im horny i dont know why!thats annoying because I really want to feel like Im horny when he kisses and touches me.So far we havent had sex but he sucks and touches my nipples all the time and he touches my...with his penis but I dont FEEL horny!!!:(:(.He even ate me out but NoThInG!!!:(
what do I have to do???is it because I dont have enough feelings for him??we've been dating for a month now..is it too soon to have strong feelings for someone??I really really care for him and i love spending quality time with him and I dont want to break up with him because hes so perfect ans he likes me alot..
PLEASE HELP!!!i really dont know what to do!!im desperate!!

i agree with the previous person o.o he might be doing all the stuff you think should happen to turn you on. some people liiiiike it soft but that same person may LOVE it rough!! make him get rough with yoU!! and i promise youll probably like it alot more!!

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14 yr old girl my boyfriend is 15 weve been together 5 months hes a bit shy weve only made out nothing else a couple of days ago we were making out and i noticed he got an erection he got really embarrassed tried to cover it up i told him its ok but he was embarrassed and he took off i havent seen him in the last 2 days should i say anything about it or just leave it?

Okay, this shouldnt be avoided. Because if it is he will think that you think he's a punk and that you left him. maybe you should call him? you need to let him know that everything is okay and there nothing to be nervous about!! shy people need to be taught to be unshy!! (i used to be shy)) i had no fun lol!! so just assure him that everything is okay! alot of shy guys think they went too far just by getting an erectioN! thats probably what he thinks! he ran off, probably, because he's not used to getting an "E" and he had never felt that way! so get it in his mind that its okay and not to be shy with you! hope i helped :]!! Peace♄

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well i got off my period the 15th and i had unprotected sex the 17th and took the day after pill the 18th or 19th...
and today the 25th i am bleeding again... what could it be??
am i pregnant?

Actually When You Are Pregnant You Don't Bleed. It COuld Be That ((this actually happened to me)) YOu THOUGHT you were off your period and the bleeding wasnt there but then it started agin- you were never off your period-- this could be possible O.o hope i helped? :]

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Okay well every time I take a shower wash my hair some of my hair falls out? Not a lot but like my ends..it's really annoying. I use herbal essence shampoo and conditioner in one. Even when I brush my hair when it's dry I have the same problem and it's really getting to me!

well, your hair is gunna fall out. your hair falls our and grows back everyday. its natural :]. now the only time you should worry is if you are like that chick on "The Craft" and you pull at your hair and it all falls out :]

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I am 20 years old and my BFF turns 21 only 4 months before I do but I really want to go to his party at a bar. I may or may not drink but I at least need ID to get in. I know Fake IDs are wrong but I'm not asking for a lecture about it, my question is how can I get a fake ID? Is there another way to get in without ID? Would it be possible to use someone elses ID that looks similar to me? How well do they look at your picture and do they record the information? I need all the answers I can get and maybe some personal stories. Thanks a bunch!

go to the DMV and get a regular old picture ID. Legal, Safe, And Not Very Time COnsuming

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ok I'm only a fifteen year old girl. For some reason I get a variety of symptoms at random. Tunnel vision, shaking, muscle spasms, light-headed/dizzy/queasy, and lots of headaches. I've already been to the doctor, but she only focused on one symptom. She thought I might be dehydrated, which is possible, but that doesn't explain some of the symptoms. She tested my blood pressure laying down to sitting and from sitting to standing up. It dropped a little on the first one, and significantly on the second. Which is why she thought it was dehydration. But dehydration doesn't cause muscle spasms, does it? All of my symptoms happen RANDOMLY, not just when I'm hungry (hypoglycemic)and not just when changing position (dehdration). But at any moment it could happen. What could it be? or is it just nothing?

i have the same symptoms. if i was to say anything i think you may be anemic. ((low blood iron)) low blood iron causes these symptoms very often

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So I've been talking to this guy for awhile We hang out every weekend.. we both don't hang out or hook up with anyother guys/girls. And I like him alot... but problem.. He denies likeing me and won't date me... He claims that he can't like/date anyone because he got hurt bad in his past, but people that know him says He's never stuck with one girl for this long and usually he'd at least hook up with other people too so I dont know what to do... Oh and worst of all... I lost my virginity to him. What do I do with him ? Hellllllllp ? please & thank you :)

dude he wouldnt date you and he claims he doesnt like you but u had sex with him??? wtf?? that wasnt really smart at all --not tryna put you down here-- but he's probably one of those sex crazed guys that are into hook-ups and not relationships. he probably can tell that you like him alot and he's probably scared that you expect him to be in a committed realtionship/

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my girlfriend told me that I make her feel like a part time girlfriend or shes a barbie on the shelf and when im done playing with her i put her back and th is isnt true! I have a stressful job and I work 10 hr days so on my 2 days off during the week i stay with her and i work every other weekend but on that sat i work i stay with her saturday night and the weekends im off i stay with her. she gets mad if i wanna leave at like 9pm to visit with my mom whom i still live with. how can i make her not feel like that and what am i doing wrong?

theres only one way to handle this you have to talk to her about it. because if you dont she wont understand anytime soon. the reason she feels like this really is because she wants you all the time and shes afraid you'll leave her. this is why she constantly thinks she's being neglected. but in her mind she knows your schedule, but she just wishes you could spend more time with her!!

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There is this thing that Michael Jackson does in his they don't really care about us dance...they put their hand on their heart and then make almost a heil hitler motion and I noticed it also in the Chris Brown I can transform you and I was wondering if it has some type of symbolism. Here are the links and the times to look out for.

around 1:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31ZfhDmDLQ

and Chris Brown
from 1:30 speratically until about 2:00

and the reason it stood out to me is cause in one of the This is It trailers Michael had them doing that in a really militant outfit and here Chris Brown is doing it with his dancers in a really militan out fit as well...I wish I could show you the MJ one with the militant outfit and his is OBVIOUSLY militant...and that same motion, heart to sky on an angle with a pointed hand. So any ideas? Thanks.

not sure if it has a symbolism..but people sure do like to steal moves from michael jackson :]

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m/16, i need an idea for a holloween costume.

are you wanting to make it or to buy it?

wither wayy i think these are good

fairy ((not those gay little kid ones haha))
Paris Hilton ((i'd sure be scared of you!!))
hmm..you know what?? i'll give you some websites to look at that should REALLY help on your decision.

candyapplecostumes.com
zoogstercostumes.com

the first one has EPIC costumes and should give u an awesome idea on what you wanna be.

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Hi,

I want to be a massage therapist, and i'm wondering what kind of training i have to do. has anyone gone through training for massage, and have some good tips and pointers? I'm doing my first year of community college right now and plan to get my AA transfer degree. Am i headed in the the right direction?

Thanks in advance
=]

Well im not a trained professional but i learned a few things from my aunt ((a trained professional)) always make sure you massage around the pressure points ((Chi/Chakra Points)) this really helps. It makes the body feel so much more refreshed. You can look up where these points are. Just Type In Chi or Chakra Points In Google.

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Hi. 17/f.
I never had sex with my boyfriend by hee might have touched his agaisnt mineee but he never camee.
its been 32 days and i stil haven't gotten my period.
and my stomach is feeling weird..and i feel nauseous.
what could this mean? am i getting it mixed up with period symptoms??
please help me, i'm kind of freaking out.

32 days? ur period doesnt always come in EXACTLY a month. you should be chill :] But Still- Use Caution. If a guy doesnt-ya know- then u cant be pregnant.Because nothing came out to fertalize the egg. unless its a miracle child!! AHHH!!!! MEDICAL MIRACLE!!! Hehe.

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i am around a lot of smokers and some pot smells amazing and some smells skunkish. is that normal or could they have mixed or brands? im sure they are both pot. i dont smoke btw

There Are different brands. pot doesnt usually smell "amazing" lol. but its probably some other kind of drug. maybe you should ask lol. thats a ncie thing to ask someone haha you go up to them get in their face and stare them down and then be like "HEEYY! IS THAT POT!?!?! WHAT KIND??!" Haha

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im 13 nearly 14 and im 9st im medium boned. i feel fat and overweight i have been called this at school ive tried everything not eating, throwing up after eating doing exercise non stop dieting but i cant loose weight what shall i do? i like this guy but i am too fat to ask him as he goes for pretty skinny small girls with blonde hair???

what the hell girl? you dont change yourself for ANYONE! You are you and you will always be YOU. NEVER change for someone else. and in all truth those people probably dont CARE for you. Y(OU have to STOP WASTING YOUR TIME on them and make time for YOU. if he only goes for the blond skinny girls- let him. HES no good for YOU. YOU dont need to change for someone who you are probably not even gunna like in the next couple months. YOU STAY YOU. If you still think you need improvement, improve. but dont CHANGE. you can be big and beautiful. Hell, my mom is one of the most beautiful big women there are. YOU can also be a beautiful big woman. and i bet you already are. you just dont feel as if you are. So please, DONT change for someone who judges you okay?
Hope I Helped :]

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I NEED HELP NOW PLEASE!
i have a TI-84 calculator and its fucking up.
when i turned it on all that was shown was .00625 in the upper right corner, and then the cursor was on the next line to the left.
I tried pressing clear and everything but no button will work. all it shows is this screen. i cant even turn it off with buttons, i have to take the batteries out. and ive tried everything (taking the batteries out for 5 minutes, clear and enter, clear and delete) but nothing works.

its a fairly new calculator, i dont have any games downloaded on it, and ive never had any problems with it before.

i just need help on how to make it work again! none of the keys work and all that shows is .00625!

HELP!

get new batteries. this may sound stupid but those caculators will do something stupid like that. just cuz the batteries dont work. if that doesnt help, then im sorry but you and your expensive caculator is screwed XP lol

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How do you get dog crap off of flipflops?

put them in vinegar

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Okay I have bad acne at my chin, cheeks, and fore head. My skin is either oily or dry. ALso as sensitive as i don't know what!!!!

What is something that isn't expensive like 25 bucks and under that will help!!!

f/16

you dont have to even spend 25. you can spend about 1 or 2. use vinegar!!! :] and also after you use the vinegar.put sea salt ((bought in stores of course)) in a bowl and put a little watter in it. anough to make it just a thick-ish paste type thing. and then put it on your face and leave it till it dries and then wash it off. trust me. you do thiss for a little while and youll see major results. hope i helped :] youll save money too!! 2 in 1 deal!!

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