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Ok,I just found out that this girl has been putting birth control pills in my food at lunch,I need too know if anything bad is going to happen to me because of this. I'm really worried because I'm a guy,should I go to the Doctors??? Or is there a website I can go to and check if anything bad is going to happen to me because of this. (link)
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Well as long as you're not pregnant (which i'm pretty sure you're not) you should be fine. Birth control wares off so any effects you may have to this will ware off withen a month. If there are hormones in there, you may act a little feminate, but that's fun sometimes!
I love you,
The Waffler
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what happens when you run out've rollover minutes?? can you get more er can you only use your 500 a month if thats how many monthly you have??
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The keyword(s) there is RUN OUT.
Let me put it this way
John has three bananas
He ate three bananas
He has run out of bananas
Can his best friend, Bob have a banana?
The answer is yes, but only if he wants to pay around $0.40 a minute for one.
I love you,
The Waffler
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I have an HP z5330. I was wondering, if i kept my laptop on 8 hours a day, everyday, how much power that would use (like how many watts)
Also, to go one step further, how much would that cost in the state of California?
I know this is somewhat odd, but my parents and I are having an argument over it. I'll rate 5s for an answer (link)
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Well that's a honeydew of a melon scratcher.
I looked for wattage crap but I couldn't find anything on it. BUT to save power, you could simply close the laptop, putting it on standby mode, thus saving energy. That also charges the battery so you could have it unplugged for 3 hours or so. It shouldn't cost more than $5.00 a month. CAUSE IF IT DOES *shake fist violently*
I love you,
The Waffler
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how do i delete my toolbar history? (link)
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Looking at some naughty things? Eh, eh!?
Anywho, all the other answers were just for internet explorer, so just in case you have Firefox, go to tools, options, privacy, and you can click whatever you want deleted from there!
I love you,
The Waffler
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okay so me and my friend are pretty good at making the icons but we want to put them on a site or make our own but were not really sure how..please dont say iconators thank you so much
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Get a webpage...ones with free hosting. like www.bravehost.com
www.geocities.yahoo.com
and you can get a free domain name with www.dot.tk
mmmmmmm, bananas.
I love you,
The Waffler
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I like this boy a lot..hes constantly all i think about..he almost seems perfect to me ...like nothing is wrong with him..and although everyone has imperfections i just dont see them..well he knows i like him but he doesnt know that i think hes like perfect , but he just doesnt seeem to care or anything..he has a girlfriend but they been goin out for like 1 week..i just want him to care that i like him and not hurt me and like rub in my face that he has a girlfriend..so what do i do?
I rate 5 for any help (link)
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Well...if he's perfect, then he wouldn't hurt you! And if he's perfect, then he would dump the old chick, care about you, and go out with you! Isn't it great how perfection works?
I love you,
The Waffler
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You guys are probably annoyed with the questions about Christmas presents, but I really need help. I have presents for everyone except my dad and I need some ideas! I can spend up to $30 and gosh, he's so hard to shop for. But I was wondering, what are you guys getting for your dad?
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I got my dad a moustache comb and a nose hair trimmer.
I love you,
The Waffler
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are you really a janitor? (link)
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Yes. Getting promoted also. TO WEEKEND JANITOR! I get an assistant. It's going to ROCK!
I love you,
The Waffler
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I am confused. I am a Christian, and I am trying to figure out, well, what "kind" of Christian to be, like a Catholic, Baptist, etc etc.
My question is, what religion are you, Christian-wise (I have nothing against other religions, I promise!), and why? What are some of your beliefs? Thanks! (link)
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I'm baptist and it rocks! You get to listen to music, it's laid back. Everyone at my church feels like they're my family. Baptist is DEFINITLY the way to go. I know a lot of people that lost their faith going over to a catholic church.
I love you,
The Waffler
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So I heard your account was suspended, what's up with that!? (link)
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Yeah, what a suprise! Of all the random stupidity, I'm singled out! I got this letter:
Dear MikeDaBoobNinja,
Your advicenators account has been suspended for the following reason:
Posting copyrighted information and getting me a nice letter from microsoft.
Please stop spamming the site with your URL. Put it on your column and that is it. Please remove it from your answers, or I will.
Please also consider raising the IQ here rather than lowering it. Glow in the dark tampons? Ass taters?
If you can\'t find intelligent questions to answer, ask some.
I have all the stupid I can handle here already, if you can help the site, wonderful, if not the next ban will be permanent.
On the high side, the vamp movie was funny.
This ban will last 5 days, 0 hours. For more information about banning policies, please read our help pages: http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?mode=banned
To respond to that letter..
1.) I forgot to put the copywrite on that article, but who remembers to do that?
2.) Is 25 characters really going to matter? If it's that big of a deal I won't put it on there anymore!
3.)What the hell is an ass tater?
4.) That glow in the dark tampon question was intellegent!
5.) Ban ALL the stupid people, then.
6.) Yes, the vampire movie is funny.
I love you,
The Waffler
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Okay so basically i want the mac g5 but i dont know to much about mac computers. so i would like goods and bads of the g5 (compared to widows XP) please and thanks.. (link)
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Windows-
Most things compadable with it
Mac-
I've never gotten a virus on a mac
They're faster
They don't crash as much
Mac's are much better but most software is designed for windows so I stick with Windows.
I love you,
The Waffler
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I really want a funny Myspace display name!! My friends have such good ones but I can't think of any!! These are some I like:
"I wambo, you wambo, he-she-it WAMBO"
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
Can you think of some funny ones like those? I would be eternally grateful ♥
-Arielle (link)
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THE REUSABLE TAMPON!
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The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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For English were doing greek allusions and i've looked for days and hours and i can not find oonnee! an example would be the car the Odyssey. and they called it tge odyssey because the odyssey was a long journey so the car must be able to travel far. Antoher one is Olympus Storage. like its the top storage since mount olympus was the like god's mountain. lol please helppp (link)
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Well that's a mellon scrather! I typed it in Microsoft Student and I got squat! Try calling Greese.
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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a boy liked me. i'm scared of relationship. he loses feelings for me. not his fault. i run away from every guy. i start to like him. he doesnt know. i dont even really know what my question is......IM THAT CONFUSED!!! (link)
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Well IM SO CONFUSED I WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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Hi, I want to make my own website. Does anyone know any place I can do that? I already know about Geocities. Are there any others? I want it to be free. Thanks. xoxo (link)
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www.bravenet.com
Before I used Comcast, I used it and it's pretty good. Can't upload video though.
MySpace sucks, stay a hater!
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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Has anyone used the BeachBody Power90 system? If so, does it work and is it easy to stick with? I'm thinking about buying it, but I was wondering if it was worth it. Thanks!
Amy : ) (link)
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I use the BeachBody Power90 system all the time and i am FRIKIN RIPPED! My abs (8 pack) are like rocks! When I think about quitting the system I just get really pumped up to stop me from quitting. I get pumped up by thinking about ninjas, punching a baby, eating a taco, etc.
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
P.S. - I've never heard of the beachbody power90 system, I just wanted to get you pumped.
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For Christmas my parents are getting my an iPod! I'm mega excited, but I need advice. Whihc is the best iPod out there, I'm looking to store about 5,000 songs, yet at a reasonable price. Thanks in advance!! (link)
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Ok, let's think about this now.
Depending on your favorite genre, song lengths will be different. Let's say that the average song is 3.5 minutes. If you want 5000 songs that's 17500 minutes worth of songs, or 291.666666666 hours, or 12.15 days worth of songs. DO YOU REALLY NEED OVER 12 DAYS OF SONGS!?
Are you so lazy that you can't simply delete songs and put new ones on there every 12.15 days!? (Assuming that you listen to all of your songs once without taking a break)
For the price, use this laziness factor equasion!
The lazier you are=the more songs you will need
The more songs it will store=the greater the price
So, the lazier you are, the greater the price. Needing over 300 songs is pretty lazy. So there is no reasonable price for your laziness factor.
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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tomorrow i have my first winter track meet. we have uniforms that are really short!! i dont know if my coach said we could wear spandex pants underneath..i know we can not wear like clothes or anything over/under it. i thought one of the senior said we could. do you think we can? im trying to get in touch with the people on my team but i dont know where they are. please help me!! (link)
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Well I would wear something under it. It's no fun wearing a skirt with no underwear. Trust me.
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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Can anyone translate the line from 'Romeo and Juliet' for me?
Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? (link)
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Hmm, I wonder what you want it translated in...
Spanish- Romeo, Romeo. ¿Por qué arte usted, Romeo?
French- Roméo, Roméo. Pourquoi l'art tu, Roméo ?
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I love you,
The Waffler
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ok for english i have to write an easy on how to play a game. i choice any game that i want except i want simple game that i can write a 5 paragh essay on can someone help me? i would like to know a game and how to play it. i will give 5's to all
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You have to write an easy on it? I hate writing easy's! Contrary to their name, they're hard! Well, what about tetris? OR pong!
I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk
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