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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

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{14/f} valentines day is coming up and i really want to go out with this guy whom i never talked to. I can get his msn easily, but do you think i would desperate if i added him on msn first? He added my best friend...but never added me. Maybe hes not intrested im not sure but do you think i should make the first move and add him? If so, then how should i start the conversion?
Thanks alot

hey, well you hardly know the guy. i wouldnt ask to be his valentine four days before. thats seems too desperate. however just getting to know him first is not desperate. add his msn and start a convo.

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well i'm 5' and i weigh 120 and im 13yrs old.
my thighs are muscular mostly except on the inside, how can i get rid of that flab?
like i do 100 squats a day.

also what can i do to get rid of the fat on my stomach and arms.
please helpp.

hey, well according to my doctor at 5`0 your suppose to be 100 pounds. for your legs i would do leglifts. for your stomach crunches are the best. for your arms do pushups or get those little weights. running around the block also helps. eating right and staying active are important also. joining a gym with a friend or relative might be helpful. seventeen magazine ususally has a lot of helpful workouts in it. try that.

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I had a miscarriage four weeks ago and I have had tender breast and a swollen stomach . I took a pregnancy test and it read negative . I still feel weird and I just wanted to know if I took the test to soon. I would only be two weeks pregnant if that much.

hey, well you can never take the test too soon. if your still feeling symtoms then it may not have been accurate. take another test with a different name brand. see what the results are. if its still negative then go see a gyno/doctor. try the first response namebrand.

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13/F
i have wavy long brown hair. it goes right past my belly button. its not frizzy because i put smoothing stuff in it and its really healthy. i take care of it with conditioners and stuff. i need to know a few things:
1. how do i get it curly? i have a curling iron and rollers and everything but i dont knoow how to use them.
2. would scrunching work on my hair? would it last?
3. normally i put my hair in braids to get it curly. are there other ways?
nothing is a problem. i have time and ill go buy stuff
4. when i iron it, to make it straight, i side-part it and so it gets like a bump because my hairs not used to the bump. how do i make it so it stays flat?
5. my usual hairstlyes get a little boring. are there any other things i can do with my hair?
thanx you so much!!
xo,
Leo

hey, well scrunching it works for me. except my hair is a little but more curlier then wavy. i use pantene curling shampoo, conditioner, anti-frizz cream, mouse, and gel. you can get it at cvs or walmart.

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I know that cetting your cartilage pierced with a gun is bad, so I've decided to go to a professional to get it pierced with a needle. The problem is that I can't seem to find any "nice" piercing places around here. I live in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Does anyone have any suggestions as to where I should go?

hey, well i give you props for getting it done with the needle. i did the same thing and my friends that got it done with a gun got infected and they ended up taking them out. well i got mine done at shining star. im not sure if there are any around where you live. i also heard that the purple scorpion is good as well. call the operator and find out.

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i got my first kiss yesterday, but...

i dont know if i really like the poor guy.

the first time he kissed me i got really scared and pulled away, but the second time i didnt, but i was VERY nervous. and then we made out for a while and i didnt enjoy it much, but i'm not sure weather it was the kiss or the guy.

so basicly i am EXTREMELY confused. any feedback/advice/comments will be appreciated.



ps. we're going out oh ya i'm 15 female

hey, if your going out with him and your questioning about liking him then that means that you dont. it was probably just the guy because you didnt like him you didnt enjoy it. break up with him.

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well i was high the other day and noticed that my pupils got hella small..are they suppose to get small because i thought they were suppose to get big?

hey, yes they do get smaller and bloodshot. sometimes they also get a little discolored. i wouldnt recommend smoking again. its not safe.

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how do you delete your answer to a question on here

hey, well you cant delete an answer. you can change it however. you just have to click answer question again and it allows you to edit it.

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Alright so my boyfriends birthday is in a week and i wanted to know what to do for his birthday. He is turning 17. I wanted to do something kind've 'sexy' maybe if you would put it that way. I would be embarrassed if i went out and bought lingere though, so i dont know if that would be a good idea, maybe if you gave me tips as to not being so nervous, then maybe? haha. I dont know, any ideas would be great. Thanks.

hey, i would say give him a sexy lap dance. here are some instructions on how to do it. here it says to just wear a thong and stilettos. since your not too comfortable you could always go for like boy shorts and a bra, then maybe during it if you get more confident take it off.

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/experts/baroness/qas/0,12750,166930_286099,00.html

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okay, so theres this guy at my school who i REALLLY like.... but then he found out i liked him thru some of my friends... I was really worried that he wouldnt see me the same way (u know what I mean? like evrytime we talked i wouldnt want him to think, "oh, its cuz she likes me" or something.) but he doesnt treat me different, he kinda treats me... better. He's in almost all of my classes and we talk all the time. He sits at my lunch table with me and he always sits next to me. He usually walks me out of school, even if he has to go back inside, and... he tickles/pokes my ALL the time! But now I'm not sure if he really likes me, or if he's just being nice because he knows i like him... What do you think???

hey, well i think that he likes you. if he knows that you like him, but he doesnt have any feelings for you whatsoever he would probably try to be nice to you but not this nice.

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this is gonna sound weird but i've been getting really turned on by r&b songs about sex lately (pretty ricky songs as an example) does anyone have more songs like that.. they're fun to dance to lol

hey, playhouse by pretty ricky.

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I've been thinking about going to Mexico for my sweet 16. Mainly because I love the flowery clothes and bags there, and I love to take pictures.

If anyone has been to mexico or knows about it, can you estimate whther it will be pricy? what is the culture over there like? what's up with the food? any good shopping (not designer, i like thrifty things). Thanks!

hey, well i went to cancun. it was actually pretty pricy. there wasnt much shopping there, it was mostly flee markets or little shops.

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well like i want to get stronger, not like ew manly but like strong.
and my arm are kindof flabby.
so if i lifted like weights and gained muscle would like the flabish part go away or like turn into muscle.
pls help.

&cardio ideas in general would help cos im trying to lose weight, and i dont wanna like run outside but i dnt have a tredmill.
thanks.

hey, yeah lifting those little handweights would help with the extra skin that you have. also pushups work wonders [=.

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My breasts are kinda cone shaped, they're not round. Is this normal? It seems as if so many girls' breat are round, not cone shaped. I'm very self concience about this and won't even let my boyfriend see me naked. We've been together for 8 months now, and he gets pritty upset, 'cause he thinks I don't trust him. But please, tell me..Is it normal? I feel so weird and disgusting when I look at them. And plus, one is WAY smaller then the other, and that just adds to the self concience-ness. It's not like it's a small differce, it's a HUGE differnce between sizes. It's very noticable, but I cannot have surgery being as I've only just turned 17. So again, please! Just tell me if this is normal or not. I want COMPLETE honesty. Thank you so much. God bless.

hey, everyone is made differently. if your boyfriend loves you for you he wont care.

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Ok I dont start working until the end of march, because thats when I turn 16. I really want a new xbox 360. Im like craving for one. lol My friends all want me to get one because they play.
My mom said I need to buy it myself. I hate this my parents can afford it..? What can motivate me so I can wait the 2 months?

hey, well theres nothing that you can do except wait and just think of how good you`ll feel when you finally get the xbox.

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so i'm getting my braces off in less then a week
and i'm just wondering what exactly happens?
Like the process, and what if you have stains?!

hey, this might help.

http://www.youqa.com/dental/753-youqa.html

if you have stains you can always get your teeth whitened and chew teeth whitening gum. crest white strips work too.

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Can anyone show me websites(that arent porn!) that teach you how to lap dance? I'm doing it to my boyfriend && i need ideas.
Thankss

hey, this should help.

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/experts/baroness/qas/0,12750,166930_286099,00.html

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My parents don't beleive in piercing any part of the human body besides ears.

I have my ears pierced twice and I want to pierce my bell-button by myself.

I'm only 14, so I can't get it done professionaly without my parents' consent.

SO I need tips on how to do it.

hey, my tip to you is not to do it. its too dangerous and theres a huge risk of infection. your going to have to wait until your eighteen if your parents say no.

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hey everyone.
my best friends boyfriend is into some bad stuff. [i hear this from alot of people not just one source and the people telling me dont even know eachother] my best friend and him are happy together. he makes her really happy and she loves him alot. i dont want to see her get introuble because of this because she doesnt do any of it. idk if i should tell her or not im kinda stressed about what to do.

thanks=]

hey, well i think that she should at least be aware of the problems that he has but not break up with him for it. my boyfriend is in rehab right now and has a lot of problems with anger and other issues. i wouldnt break up with him right now if you paid me. right now he needs me more then ever and im going to be there for him whenever.

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I have this ex boyfriend. We dated on and off for more than a year.

Recently, I caught him in some lies and minor cheating stuff. I don't really trust him, but I consider him a very close friend.

We talk about once a week, and eveyrtime we do he nags about wanting to get back together. I don't want to right now, but its not because I don't trust him.

I mean, he's a great guy, but I want to be single right now.

So I need some more reasons, even if they are made up, to keep him off.

And if I happened to havea thing with one o fhis friends, how could i break it to him without hurting him?


He's really sensative.

hey, dont make something up. you got mad at him for lying to you. how would he feel if he found out you lied to him? you said all that you can say. if he continues to nag let him that that you wont talk to him anymore. that way since he likes you he will obviously want to keep at least a friendship with you, so he will stop.

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