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People always say like "you know what a guy with big feet means." and other things. Is there really a way to tell how big a guys penis is without seeing it?

Please let me know as much as possible.


-Alex

I've heard that you can tell by the distance from the tip of the middle finger to the end of the palm is the same as the length of it. I'm not sure about that one though, lol

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i have a really suckish hair straightener and it never straightens it that well and i really want to get a super good hair straightener that'll make my hair SUPER straight. i heard some kind of chi straightener works really well and that they're expensive and all. if you could give me links to some good straighteners that'd be awesome. thankss! :]

Helen of Troy ceramic series.. someone on here actually told me about it so I went to Sally's beauty supply & bought one.. it was only $40 and it works really good!

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What are some good graduation songs that are sure to make the graduates cry, but not totally sob or anything like that.... You know, just to add a lil' bit of drama at graduation day....

Thanks in advance!

Ours is "My Wish" by Rascal Flatts.

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Ok, what the heck is up with one tree hill? it hasn't been on for 2 weeks and i'm getting really mad about it. is the season over? because shows have been replacing the time that it usually comes on on wed. nights. like last week the new America's Next Top Model was on, and this week its the PussyCat dolls show. wth is up????!!! what am i missing?? thanx!!

Don't worry, the show is still on. My best friend is an extra for oth, and they're actually filming an episode right now. I'm not sure when it'll be on though!

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another question.

i'll try to eliminate as much detail as i can, so it won't be so long, but here goes. when i was 11, i used to play neopets (haha) and this other girl and i started talking on there, and then we talked on msn, and AIM and that was five years ago. i went and am currently going through some depression, and i lost a lot of my friends, just normal teenager things, blahblah. she is the ONLY person that has ever fully been there for me, and the only person that i can tell absolutely everything to. we talk every day, and we know eachother's most personal secrets. we're seriously best, best friends and i've never had a friendship like this in my entire life. i'm 100% POSITIVE that she's a 14 year old girl, living where she says she lives, with the people she says she lives with, and has the friends that she says she has. i'm certainly not a pedophile, and i know she isn't either, and we really, really want to meet so we can hang out in real life and not feel so weird saying we've never met our best friend. the problem is that we have no idea how to go about doing it. we were originally going to go to a summercamp together and then just tell our parents that we had met at the summercamp so that they'd let us hang out in real life, but that's pretty unrealistic. if i told my parents about her, i think they'd just be nervous and worried that i gave her a lot of my information, but i know they wouldn't make us stop talking, it's her parents we're worried about. we're worried that if she tells her parents about me, in an effort to arrange a meeting for us, that they'll freak out and forbid her from talking to me. we thought about having me tell my parents, because they'd be more understanding, and then have my parents call and talk to her's on the phone, so they'd know i'm really only a 16 year old girl, but she doesn't know if her parents would believe that they're my parents, and not some pedophiles. how should we go about telling our parents, or meeting, or whatever? we only live a state away, but neither of us can like, drive and meet, but we don't want to sacrifice our friendship by telling our parents about each other.

I was in the same situation not that long ago. My best friend lives two states away from me, and we were friends for four years before we finally met. We had to talk to our parents about it, and they finally agreed. My best friend was here for a week this past summer.
So maybe, if you don't mind telling your parents, just say that you would really like to meet her, and you know she's not a pedophile and all that. Maybe both your parent's and her's would agree to meeting, like having lunch or something? That way you could see her more often if they met. I'm not sure how else you could do that, but I hope I helped & I hope things work out!

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im confused, in two-a-days the first season, one of hte last episodes was when they went to homecoming. then the second season, there very first episode was going to homecoming?

i live in canada, so i dont even know what homecoming is.

anyone care to explain?

You know how football teams have home and away games? Well, I think its the last home game of the season.

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My grandmother just passed away, and our family needs music to play at her service. I need at least more than one song, please. Any slow music, even with good lyrics would be really good.

Thanks!

here's some songs that have been played at my friends funerals, and a few other songs i know of.. but i'm sorry about your grandmother :(

my wish
what hurts the most
stand (all by rascal flatts)
unsinkable ships (i'm not sure who sings it)
slipped away - avril lavinge
i'll wait for you - joe nichols

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where can i buy cheap polos? besides old navy ? thank you :] (meaning under 25 dollers! )

aeropostale.. there's some stores like abercrombie that will have them on sale sometimes :)

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ok well tom. i need to find a way to stay home from school...and i know the sick excuse is common but i need a different idea. any suggestions?

Tell your parents you have to make up work you've missed, or you have a huge project due that you just remembered. You could also say you aren't doing anything in school that day. That's all I can think of really!

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does anyone know a song about a girl who likes a guy but doesn't even know his name?

thanks.

xox

i think that's tell me by p. diddy & christina aguilera

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So wait, people can view your texts over the internet?

Not just anyone, you have to make an account on verizon to see them. And on the site I think it only shows the number you sent to or got the texts from, not the text.

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- I do not have texting on my verizon phone.
- I heard that verizon-to-verizon texts were free...
- I recntly found out that is not true if you don't buy a certain plan.
- My father pays for my phone bill, and he will FREAK out when he gets it for this month.
- I am VERY worried though. My parents are strict, & I mean VERY strict. & I have been texting this boy.

My questions are the following:
1. Can my dad read what I have sent?
2. If so, is there any way of me changing that?
3. Does it show who I've been texting or just the number?
4. How can I block any incoming or outgoing texting; I guess take it off my phone?

PLEASE HELP. Thanks

Nope. The good thing about verizon is they don't show who you've called or texted on the bill. The only way you can see it is from the phone or online. It does show how many texts you sent or received on the bill though. If there's not a lot of texts, the bill shouldn't be too high. I'm not sure how to block texting though.

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how much is it per month to have aim on your verizon phone?

If you go to get it now, there's a thing you can download under get messaging, its called Mobile IM. It has AIM, Yahoo, & MSN on it. They say its free, but everytime you send or receive a message it counts as a text message.

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how much is it to go to a tanning bed. not the best one or the worst one, an average place.

and i heard they are very unsafe. if i do it 3 or 4 times will i die?

The one I go to is only $4-6 a visit, depending on what bed you go in. Don't worry, you won't die from going. If you go too much though, you could get skin cancer. I think if you do go to a tanning bed, don't go a lot. You should go about once - twice a week.

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does anyone know how many pictures they are now allowing you to have on myspace? i know they changed it awhile ago from 12 to 14, but i saw this one girl that had more than 14. so does anyone know the exact amount you can have? thanks

I think its 16, maybe 20. I haven't heard of it being 32.

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I'm moving in a week and we're getting new cell phones/plans. What is the best phone I can gete for under $250? Any deals you've seen with certain providers? I mostly call & text but pics & videos wouldn't hurt. Durability is always a plus. I want a really good phone so any opinions are appreciated. I'm sixteen & a female.

Verizon gets pretty good service anywhere.. I just don't know what phone I would recommend, because mine has had battery problems & I've had to get about three new batteries for it. But they have other phones with picture & video messaging.

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Can anyone give me a quick way to study for a test??
My test is tomorrow and i haven't had time to study for it.
JANE

Flash cards work. If you have vocabulary words or something like that, you can put the word on the front & the meaning on the back. I did this for a huge anatomy test I had, & ended up with a 75. Its better than not studying & failing.

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i have sorta bad acne on my forhead and what not i use proactive, some morning burst stuff, and another face wash but its not really working is there anything thats gunna work really really well ??

Go to a doctor or dermatologist and see if you can get a prescription for this stuff called Evoclin. My doctor prescribed it to me about a year ago, and it works really good.

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hey
i was wondering where you can buy soffee shorts at? (for girls or women) because i go to the mall and almost everyone is wearing them with the top part of the shorts flipped back so you can see Soffee on the tags.. thanks !

the only place i've seen them is goodys, but you can probably get them at other department stores

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does anyone know a good site like photoshop
but you dont have to go buy anything or pay for it
just like to download it
so you can do kool stuff with pictures
kida like paint but better??
thanxx!

you can get a free trial on paint shop pro for 30 days. here's the site..
http://www.corel.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=Corel3/Trials/Login&pid=1047025487586&cid=1047025490241

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