about

First off, I wish my average rating thing was my GPA. Heh.

I'm a girl, 15, generally use good grammar (yay!), and a huge fan of sarcasm though I know when it's appropriate and when it isn't. Politics, psychology, philosophy, and history all fascinate me. The music I like usually falls under the genres of psychedelic and classic rock. I hate rap. And George W. Bush. I like giving advice because it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that other people are crazier than I am.

Ask away, I'll try to answer anything!

advice

ok i am 13 female and i haven't gotten my period yet! i was wondering if masturbating has something to do with it? because i masturbate about 4 times a month its just that i am scared because i havent goten my period at all yet. please help me if you can.
i rated high for good answers

Meh. Don't worry about it. Girls can get their period anywhere from 10-17.

(And be happy you dont have it yet =P. Its really a pain in the ass hehe)

[view]


Umm Can anyone help me with something ??
See I need a idea for a visualade on Friday !
If u don't know wut a visualade is then wut I mean by it is that I need something that I can show to everyone without it being like a poster or something oon paper or a picture I need something That I have made about Martin Luther ! not Martin luther king but Martin Luther from the reformation !

Print out (or write... depending on how much time you have) his 95 Theses on a large piece of paper and try to make it old looking-- coffee stains, burnt edges, etc etc.

Or maybe make a powerpoint. Those usually work out well.

Hope that helps, but your question was kinda hard to understand so I don't know whether this'll work for you or not.

[view]


Whenever I try to upload a picture onto photobucket or freewebs or anything, my browser freezes up and an 'error' popup comes up.

I thought it must have been something to do with the internet but I actually opened up My Documents on the desktop and opened up My Pictures from there .. and THAT freezed up. So it's definitely something wrong with my computer, internally.

I run spybot search&destroy AND adaware but that never comes up with more than a few things and it never helps my computer.

Does anyone know what I can do to fix this? Not being able to get into My Documents is REALLY inconvenient. Is there some kind of program I can get to fix it .. ?

Thanks in advance. :)

Do you have an excess of files/programs on your computer?

That happened to me a little while back and it was because the computer was clogged so full of huge files, and once I deleted stuff I didn't need and freed up some disk space it was a lot better.

I hope thats somewhere along the lines of what you're looking for, sorry if it isn't.

[view]


Hey. I'm 13/f if that will do any help. Well, I;ve just been assigned a Science project that's due next week Friday, so I have to get to that because I have a math project due on the same day. Anyway, the project is that we have to create a 15-page comic book about anything, and everything has to be in Soanish including the characters' names and the title. If anybody had some good topics for my comic book and titles to go along with it I would really appeciate it because I'm not sure about what it should be about yet. Thanks!

I did something sorta like this last year in my Spanish 2 class. It was called "Huellas" (Footsteps) and was about this detective dude that follows this crooks footsteps and tries to solve a case about who stole this other guy's "manzanas".. lol. Basically in the end he finds the crook but the crook pretends he didn't do anything and the detective walks away... and then the final part is the crook saying "El detectivo es un persona muy estupido.. porque yo actualmente esta el robar!"

Haha so sorry if thats too confusing.

[view]


heya! my dad deleted and blocked msn when i took an overdose thinking it was why i took it but it wasnt, but yeah thats not the point lol. its been about 10 months now, yeah because it was new year. well everything to do with chat is blocked by Norton Internet Security Professional and because im not the adminastrator to the computer i can't get it back off my account, if i were on my dads account how could i make myself adminastrtor to get it back and while on his account find out his password so i could go back so when i have downloaded it i can take myself off admin, OR how would i go to the Norton Internet Security Professional thingy and unblock chat??? sorry if i confused u at all! thanks for any replies! xxx

Urgh, my parents used to freak out about msn too.

I don't really understand what you were saying about your whole administrator thing, haha, but you can try some web-based versions of msn that don't involve any downloading...
http://webmessenger.msn.com and http://www.e-messenger.net are both pretty good substitutues for the actual thing.

Goodluck.

[view]


i have a digital camera and i have a memory card for it and on my computer i have a slot where you just put the memory card in and it goes on your computer well i put it in and now what do i do? nothing popped up when i put it in? does anyone know where i have to go to see my pictures?
thanks in advance

Go to "My Computer" and then click "Removable Disk : E" . Your pics should be in there.

[view]


im lookin for sites that have dolls and other graphics. i mean like uniques, preps and glitter images. if you know ne gud sites let me know please.thanx

Raex33333333

www.thedollpalace.com

I think. Haha I went through this massive phase a couple of years ago and thats the one site I remember.

[view]


ok for english class we have to finish the statement, Life is . . . , and im not sure what to do, then we have to explain it. Do guys have any ideas on what to do??? Thanks in advance! Oh and we can't use life is a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop peddling.-- Claude Pepper

*rolls eyes*.. I mean, could you *get* any cornier? Heh but it should work alright for your assignment.

Equally corny ones: http://www.indianchild.com/quotations_on_life.htm

[view]


how do you know when your in love or what is love?

love
n.
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

Now throw that definition away and follow your heart/ instincts... only you can decide for yourself what "love" really is... its quite an abstract concept and means different things to different people.

[view]


I am so scared right now. So many things have happened to me over the past few months of this year. I began cutting myself in the beginning of may over bouts of depression. all the sudden out of no where this depression hit me. I have a great life too, but I get so depressed. Throughout the summer I would have strange mood swings, one hour I would be hyper and happy and love everyone, the next hateful, depressed, and angry at the world. I would hide in my room, and lately I have been having fear of light. I literally scream in anguish if a blind is open or I see sunlight. My mom doesn't know what is wrong with me, lately I have been scaring my sisters and boyfriend. All the sudden I found myself obsessing over demons and possessions. I have already been diagnosed with OCD, so maybe this could be another factor of it. But this is way worse than a typical OCD episode. When I have these thoughts I have thoughts of demons faces, angels bleeding, it's haunting me so much. I then hear things in a distance in my mind, telling me to do different things, telling me to look up satanist things. I dont want to, but somehow or another I feel forced. Lately, suicide has come into my mind. My cutting is worse, I have no apetite at all, Im starting to look emaciated, I feel down alot, could I be unconsiously possessed(well i wouldnt call it possessed but..I dont know how else to say it)or is this something medical as in disorder? Im so confused, and sometimes what scares me is Ill be in my room and get into fights with myself, I feel my head spin and Im going crazy. I cut and slash my arm while I fight myself, saying good things then negative things about myself. I also, when I feel tension and angered, it is really bad, it builds up so much inside me ill sit in a corner of my room and rock back and forth pulling my hair and shaking my head crying..and sometimes banging my head against the wall, but in front of my family I try to act normal, they know about my obsession, but dont know all the details. Im scared, and right now I feel fine, my crazy episode has passed, but there is always one lurking around the corner. What is this? Also to let you know, I have faith in God, but lately have pulled away from him, as in I have not said a prayer since this stuff has happened, I just can't..because when I try to say one I get thoughts of how silly it is and then I feel myself not meaning what I say in the prayer, though I want to mean it so badly.

You've put your question up on the internet, thats the first step, but now its up to you to actually talk to someone about this rather than getting the opinion of what seems to be mostly middle schoolers on this site.

Also hon I don't know how old you are but it sounds to me like what you're suffering from = Severe Teenage Angst. You're not possessed, insane, or alone, you're just confused.

Dont worry, everything in life sorts itself out, but in the meantime I repeat: please, please talk to someone about this... be it a family member, friend, counsellor, therapist, or even a hotline, if not for your own sake, for the sake of those who love you.

Take care.

[view]


ok i have a friend that just got a puppy and she is scared that i am going to take it away from her because the puppy like me better what should i do? i still want to be her frined but she wont hang out with her but if she is goign to not trust me then i dont think i should

First, may I ask, how old are you? Not to be rude or anything, but just that a *pet* seems like a rather trivial reason to break up a friendship.

Ask her this question "Who do you like better, your dog or me?"

And let her answer be your guide ;)

[view]


well... i am 13 and i weigh 176 pounds... this really takes a toll on my social life ... especially with guys... i really really really want to lose at least 20 pounds ((to begin with)) asap... but i dont want to go on a major diet... does anyone know a good plan for me?

Hey,
First off, someone said starving yourself is the way to go, DONT DO THIS. REason being is it slows down your metabolism and later on you get really hungry, so you gain back all the weight anyway.

To lose weight, you need to halve your calorie intake and double your excersize. If you do this you'll lose approximately 1-2 lbs a week. It doesn't sound like much, but it does help in the long run. Search google for some diet plans, there are some good ones that are not *that* extreme.

You need to be really really driven to accomplish something like this. How much are you willing to put yourself through? Focus on your goal, and in the meantime wear flattering clothes and focus on positive aspects to feel good about yourself, okay?

Goodluck. :)

[view]


For my English class, I'm supposed to select three current issues, and talk about each one. It's a research essay, where I'm going to need a quote for each issue as well.

The problem is...I'm not into current issues at all. I don't read the news, and I'm not properly educated. The examples she gave us were: racism, poverty, the war in Iraq, domestic or foreign terrorism, international relations, obesity, global warming, the national debt, ect). All of these political things, I would NOT be able to talk about. I know nothing about them. So I'm thinking of picking easier topics, such as racism...and maybe 2 others. I can think of Same-sex marriage and Abortion to write about, but I don't want to do either of those. Does any one have any other ideas on easy current issues that an uneducated person like me could write about? It doesn't have to be 'school appropriate' because I am out of high school and in college. I just have no idea what issues are going on in America, except for of course the war, but I don't want to write about that. Thank you very much for any suggestions.

I just did a research paper for English on the Death Penalty (Captital Punishment). Its a great topic because while I was personally against it, there are so many facts/ studies done on it both ways and its quite easy to take a stand about it.

Gun Control is a good topic too, watch the movie Bowling for Columbine.

Legalization of Marijuana is good too, theres a lot of controversy surrounding it now, I'm sure you'd be able to find out a lot of facts for and against it.

The war...I don't know what your stance on it is, but I'm personally against it and would say that its primary purpose isn't for liberation of the Iraquis, its just for maintaining an oil source for the United sates.

[view]


what are some good movies to watch w/ 14 year olds? i would LOVE a good comedy! i'm thinking Scary Movie 3 or Anchorman or Bruce Almighty... anything else?

The American Pie movies! Although I guess they're kinda (okay EXTEREMELY) innappropriate, so make sure your parents arent home hehe.

I love Me Myself & Irene, Wedding Crashers, The Hot Chick, 50 First Dates, Almost Famous (kinda more serious, but a FANTASTIC movie), the Lords of Dogtown, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (updated Johnny Depp version), Pirates of the Carribean, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, and soo many more!

Have fun =)

[view]


Im starting a diet today. Your traditional no soda, all water, fruits &&veggies kinda thing. Im planning on becoming a vegetarian also..I alrady know the excersizes im gonna do, so dont think that im not stupid enough to juss search this, but what are some good MEALS, like for dinner i could eat? My mom is always making something with MEAT in it. She says shell make me something else if i give her an idea..so any ideas?
*will rate*

I've been a vegetarian all my life and I'm perfectly healthy, but I really don't know how it is to go from eating meat to being a vegetarian because I've never eaten meat at all... I'd imagine its a pretty huge change.

Pasta is always a good thing, veggie noodles are great too, vegetable salads (with not much dressing if you're on a diet), subway sandwiches, etc etc. I'm Indian so I eat mostly Indian food. You could search google for a vegetarian recipe site.

Hardest thing about being a vegetarian is getting an adequate source of protein, so make sure you eat lots of beans, cheese, milk, nuts, and other protein enriched foods.

Heres a good site to go to: http://www.vegsoc.org/info/goingveg.html

Good luck... being a vegetarian is really worth the trouble in the end.

[view]


What is 3rd base and how many bases are there?.I would never go furter than 1st base with a boy but you can't stop a curious 13 year old girl from wondering!!

First Base- French kissing
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral/Anal Sex, Fingering,... basically everything you can do without having actual "sex"
Home Run- Sex

Basically: Frenching, Feeling, Fingering, Fucking

=P

[view]


I have Windows XP...How can I take a file of a song I find on the Internet and put it on iTunes? Also, how can I take a song from iTunes and send it to someone on AIM? I rate...

Well I'm assuming you know how to download it first... (right click link > save target as). After that click File>Add File or right click the song's file and click Open With>iTunes and it should load it automatically.

[view]


Whats the meaning of life?

Forty-two.

[view]


I write poems about a lot of thoughts that go on in my head. I want to share them with my friends, but I know if they don't appreciate them I will feel horrible. Once my friend found my journal filled with poems and she was just like, "Hmm. Do these all mean something to you?" and she just gave the idea of my poems were crap, which I know they aren't. I guess what I am asking is what should I say to my friends to make them understand how important these are to me?

You know, if they're your real friends they'll understand how deeply you care about your poetry and how much it means to you. Show them a poem you're particularly proud of and if they like it, cool, and if they don't like it, thats cool too, they probably just dont understand it. Other peoples' measure of your talent is only as important as you make it out to be, remember that.

But hey, being a tortured artist(/poet) is cool! =D. Not many poets get the recognition they deserve when they want it.

[view]


What are some songs that are about being sad because of the death of a friend? Thank you.

Wherever You Will Go- The Calling (such a sweet song)
Tears in Heaven- Eric Clapton (I think it's actually about the death of his son but it still works.)

[view]



<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
humorist-workshop

eXTReMe Tracker