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Hello, I'm MysteriousR.
Gender: Male
Location: massachuetts
Occupation: student
Member Since: March 6, 2006
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I see in your bio that you can rap and write poems. So I'm basically in love with this guy(not really in love more like lust) and I barely know him. o can you write me a poem about him. (link)
ok i never written about a guy but I'll give it a try. (lol that rhymed.)

"When I first saw your face,
My heart started to race,
I want us to be together,
and make our love last forever,
For your and my love,
Shall be high as the sky above,
And it shall shine very bright,
As the stars do at night.

All I can do,
Is think about you,
I hope you will feel the same way about me,
For this is a love that has never been seen,
You are always on my mind,
So in this rhyme,
I want to ask: Will you be mine?"

Hope this helps. if you want a different one I'm there. oh ya, next time give me some info about yourselves so I can rhyme easier.


How do you delete your google history .... Because when i go to www.google.com it shouws all my history of searches...... how so i delete them..... i dont have one like undreneath my address bar so im no ttlak ing about that (link)
to delete search history from the google bar thing just put your cursor over the search (should get highlighted) and push delete (not the backspace one the one that says delete) and there. fast and simple


Me & my mom made a deal that I can get an Ipod if I raise up my grades.

Well I did, but I just don`t know if I should get a Nano or just one of those regular Ipods.

Which one should I get??

I'm just confused & I don't want to end up with the sucky one. Thank you. (link)
u should get like the ipod mini cuz they hold more songs than the nano and the minis are for a fair price.


ok. so this might sound bad...well to me it kind of does. so i've been with my boyfreind for about 6 months. we've done everything. but no sex neither of us want to yet. as much as i love him i keep getting bored...i just feel like everytime we hang out its the same old thing. SO does any one have any ideas on how to spice things up a little bit?

xo


ps. no sex remember...just like things we can do to spice up...the romantic part...and just anything else. (link)
i would suggest u two see a movie or go for a walk in the park and/or probably watch a sun set

hope this helps


well, I like this kid in my chorus class. He found out I like him because he could "tell" but I have to play juliet and he's romeo and I dont know how to act around him anymore he's acting like nothing happened which relieved me but I still dont know what to say or do.
Ill rate high (link)
u should calm down and take it easy. just act the way ppl would act to u.


My mom has a drinking problem. She has gotten drunk at least 3 or 4 times. I hate it when she gets drunk. My sister and I told her to not buy wine again and she promised she wouldn't, but tonight she was got drunk because she has been hiding wine from us. The next day she ALWAYS denies it. What should I do to make her admit that she lied and to make her stop?? (link)
tell her to take therapy or something


hey!!
basically i can't help but flirt with any boy!! seriously! but the thing is it works; most boys that i flirt with end up liking me (they tell me) but usually they're the wrong 1s. but when they tell me i usually pity them and say that i like them back (but half the time i don't!!)
help im only 13!!
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flirting is but flirting with a lot of boys is bad. only flirt with the guy u like the most or probably ur dream guy.


Okay i downloaded bearshare and i guess i can`t use it because i have some sort of spyware on my computer..

Can somebody help or tell me some other music thing i can put on here if you help it will be greatly appreciated..
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u should install webroot spy sweeper helps my computer then sweep ur computer. also get the norton anti virus to protect you. a music program is limewire from limewire.com. or itunes either way works.


i always always ALWAYSS get pit stains. and it stinks because it shows through no matter what color i wear. i even tried speed stick antipersperant idk i still got pit stains. i hate raising my hand and stuff bc i know i have them. any suggestion howi can get rid of them or conceal them? (link)
wear an undershirt.

(case close. next...)


Hey, ok so i recently just got a boyfriend and i love him! but i feel like he likes me more in a sexual way than he does emotionally. should i do something? (link)
dump the guy. tell him your body isn't for his amusement.


how effective are sit ups?? well ima girl & i do around 50 a day & i definately feel it but i heard that they weren't that effective at all. any ideas??

thanks!! (link)
im not sure but i think sit ups r effective. i myself am excercising. i do 15 sit ups and 15 crunches. i lost 13 pounds doing that. also u should go on a diet to make the process faster.


Hey people. Okey I promise I've already tried babelfish and all other online translators there is, but they don't make any sence, so could someone please tell my what "mira quien está sapiando" means ??
Thank you, it's really important for me. (link)
well im not sure but i kno the first three words are:

mira-look
quien-who
esta-this

might have something to do with: "look who's this..."

if u need help with spanish translation go to Barnes&Noble for a spanish dictonary or buy a electronic merrium-webster dictionary. i hav the electronic one looks up words in an instant and comes with a spanish dictonary chip.


my friends are constantly making me feel bad or blaming me for something. and i always end up feeling bad and apoligizing even tohugh half the time it isnt my fault...any advice? (link)
you should stick up for yourself. tell them you didnt do anything. and if you did do something just say it was an accident or apologize but not all the time. you need to show some back bone so they won't mess with you all the time or maybe ever again.




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