GOD! LOOK IF YOU WANNA SEND ME A QUESTION THATS COOL PPL BUT IM GETTING SO MANY FREAKIN EMAILS TELLING ME TO DIE AND CRAP. IF YOU WANT ME TO DIE COME DO SUMTHING ABOUT IT DONT JUST SIT THERE AND SEND ME QUESTIONS SAYING I SUCK AND I SHOULD DIE AND I'M MEAN. OK. thats all.
yhi i'm luckiedice. i'm known for giving sarcastic, sometime cruel, advice. but its a harsh world- deal. and not ALL my advice is sarcastic. sum of it is very good. so hope you enjoy reading my column, whether you actually gain sumthing from it or just for your sick amuesement purposes. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Ever since I was a little kid, I've been terrified to leave my house for fear of spontaneous combustion. Is this normal? (link)
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no. and guess what? you can spontaniousley combust from INSIDE you house too!!! muahaha. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Ok, I know my category says "Mental Illness" but I don't have psychological problems.
For the past 3 or so years I have really really been doubting any sort of religion at all - I was born Muslim, but I guess now I'm Secular Humanist.
My question is: How did you stay feminist and Libertarian w/o compromising your Christian beliefs? 'Cause some of the stuff in the Old Testament is disgusting. I mean, if it was anything else, I wouldn't mind if i disagreed with part of it...but since it's religion, how do ya deal with it? (link)
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well even though sum of it is bad, that doesnt mean that CHRISTIANITY or GOD is bad! no way. sumtimes you might comprimise your OTHER beliefes... just a LITTLE. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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I am 13 and tottaly confused because all my friends say this guy... likes me. but i don't think so! how do i know! cause i really like him too! And everyone at our lunch table is like all you guys do is flirt! I don't think we do unless i'm just not paying attention to it or something! I don't know if he likes me.
~Confused~
HELP! (link)
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if he LIKES you, he'd have ASKED YOU OUT before it became such a BIG FREAKIN DEAL. btw- read what you just wrote, its so obvious! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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WHAT SIGNS CAN U GET FROM A GUY TO KNOW HE WANTS TO BE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS. ALSO SIGNS FROM A GIRL. (link)
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if a girl likes you, she'll try to impress you and end up embarassing hersalef. if a guy likes you, he'll try to impress you and end up embarassing himself even more! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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There is this guy..I like him a LOT...He is funny and nice and everything...but this other guy asked me out..And i like him too..You see...
The first guy is...Funny...Nice..Cute..Sweet..etc..
The Other guy is...Nice..Cute..And obssesive..and Funny...
I like them both..But i dont know which one to go with...What do you think? (link)
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well if you cant decide, you OBVIOUSLY dont like EITHER ONE quite enough to really wanna go out with! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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What's the weather like in Kansas today? Is there a little purplish blue dog running around? I've always been interested in Kansas... are you near Nowhere Kansas?
Says me
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if oyu have to ask, you'll never know. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Okay like who did it???Why did you take my chocolate???? (link)
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if your that upset about who took your chocolate, you probably shouldn't be eating chocolate in the first place!! *weight problem...*
*thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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I keep seeing signs everywhere that read, "You are a brain in a vat." Is this the central computer trying to tell me that the world around me is just an illusion? Or is some philosophy major just messing with my head? (link)
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your either hallucinating, hyperventilating, or alltogether insane. (ohhh... look, that oak trees coming over here to have a nice tall latte) *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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y cant penguins fly cause they have wings and stuff (link)
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why can't you fly when you tie pillows to your arms, jump off the roof, and flap them up and down. (i'm sure you've tried it) *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Why is the grass outside my window green? (link)
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better question... why ISN'T the grass outside you window green? *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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does anyone no where to find a free chat log for aol, not aim, aol? cuz i love looking at old chats from a really long time ago but its a pain to always save them to word. (link)
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go to www.aimisland.com register for free, then download free DEADaim. it logs all ur chats. thats aim. aol is hopeless.*thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey everyone, i'm so tired of being a prep and since being a punk is popular now, i think i'll go steal a chunk off of someone else's culture!
And can anyone tell me how to make my boobs look like Pamela Anderson's? Thanks so much, everyone! It means a lot to me! (link)
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your a loser. go back to your preppie house *cough mansion* where all your wishes and desires are met. you dont know the half of being punk. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey, T'is me, Mordak from spacefem. I wanna know where i should get my next piercing. I have 8 in my ears, 6 in my lieft, 2 in my right, and an eyebrow ring in my left eyebrow. So, where should i next bung a hole?? (link)
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bellybutton. oor if your a guy maybe nose. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey, snarfism here, I've been getting complaints about my answers. Like, They're too long-winded/too mean/ect. I was wondering if this happens to everyone, or if i'm just a freak bad advice-giver? (link)
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your just a freak. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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