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Hey everyone, i havent updated this for a while, but i still havent lost my nitch for giving good advice. I'm really into performing arts and visual arts are pretty much anything artsy and talent driven. So please...ask away.

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my cat is verry wild. she never comes when she is called .she always gets hurt and im scared shell get killed out in the woods behind my house.what should i do to keep her safe?
thanks, sk8r gurl 12

you have to accept the fact she chooses to be wild and not worry for her, because accidents will happen. first, keep your food supply in your garage or something, if she doesnt hunt, she'll want to in at night for food. thats the only idea i have. i'm sorry, but i hope i helped. please dont rate me low.

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for dark/ medium dark brown hair owuld leik a blonde and cinnamon color highlights look good?

cinimon color would look really good. hope your hair comes out good! =)

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what would you consider as a slut?? me and my friends act like complete sluts but then they get really pissed off at anyone who calls any of us a slut. ive stopped taking it as an insult when people call me a slut. i don't know what to think! plz help.

sluts are considered as the filth of society and people dont like it. take it as an insult. its ok though. if you like acting like a slut, dont let it bother you, show them its the new trend or something. lol. hope i helped. please rate high!!

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zach ur such a internet hoe for putting your picture on here. -sherry

haha

you got that right sista!

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hi,

i have a wierd question. i am a 17 year old man and even though i workout regularly my body wont change its shape. my shoulders are wide but then i get smaller and smaller till my hips then i have a huge waist and butt(not big, wide). My lower body is completely wrong for my upper body (its like i have a womans' shaped waist and legs?!) My question is, what can i do to get a more balanced out body with hips and waist in nice proportion? any good exercises would be really helpful! (Oh by the way, i play basketball for an hour each day and do pushups and situps too but no use)

something really good is swim. swimming alot works out your whole body and reveals your true shape. swimming takes time though, so dont give up. you'll see the results you want in about a month. trust me. hope i helped.

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zach what you said wasint cool..thats cool though I mean its not like I'm trying to impress you or anything. Leave my eyeliner alone and let me worry about my weight. -sherry

sherry, you dont understand, let me email you something, and i'll show you the real shannon. we really need to talk on monday, and we can straighten everthing out, but know one thing...shannon is the enemy!!!

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This question is for the guys..
Hows the best way for a girl to break up with you? i know all the normal cliches, we should still be friends, im not ready for commitment, blah blah blah... but what will guys take the best?

make it quick and painless. he'll appreaciate not having it be a big thing. do it on the phone, or by text message or something, so he can be alone when he finds out.

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what do i do if i like a guy that has a girlfriend??

all you can really do is accept the fact that your crush is unattainable. to highten your chances of ever going out with him, try to just be his friend and hang out with him and stuff. he may just like you more than his gf, and break up with her, or...you may find you dont really like him anyway...hope i helped. =)

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Hey yall I'm going to a school dance soon and I was wondering what to wear. My friend and I need some help so I'll describe us to you. I am a blonde with blue eyes shoulder lenth hair and pale skin. My friend has pale skin brown hair down to her back and green eyes. Please tell us what to wear. I'll rate high. Thanks.

it all depends on what kind of dance you are taking. for hip hop, wear loose and baggy clothes. for ballet or jazz, wear tights and a leotard. for tap, wear something lycra, so its loose and tight at the same time.

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my mother is very unhappy about her figure and she wishes to hide it. Are there any specific colors she can wear to make her look thinner? If So Please HELP!! Shes always so unhappy. Thanks!!

wearing black makes you look the thinest.

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I love you! :) Your so cute and you are an awesome person! I'll talk to you later!

*MuaHz* from
-Shannon-

awww, i love you too. =)

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Hey you seem really cool and you give great advice! I'm xpianogirl89x IM me sometime...
~Lana

sounds good

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How long does an akle sprain usually take to go away, and is it smart to be running track right after it?

it may take 1-2 weeks for it to heal completely. definetly do not run track after it. it will only make things worse, and it will take longer to heal.

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hey i just got fake nails and they are starting to eat my fingers, i ripped them off but i woke uo the next morning to see those nasty buggars still on my hands!! what do i do? just rip them off cut um up and burn them or leave them on and lose my fiiijersnnerrssffdssss....oh no...my figners!

go to a manicurest to have them taken off.

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14/f

I'm going on a cruise for Christmas. And I went on one a few years ago. The last one i went on I saw tons of hott guys but i was to afraid to say hi. So I spent the entire cruise with my family (which was ok). Well, this time i want to be able to meet people while I'm there. What are some ways to meet new people without being really weird about it? thanks!

you shoud just simply go up to somebody who seems nice enough and just say "hi, how r u enjoying the cruise"? nobody will think you're weird, they'll just take it as being friendly. but if someone likes it, they will surely to you back. =)

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srry if this is long but
there is this kid in my school and he is shorter me and not very good lookin but i still lik him alot and no one understands and ppl always make fun of me for likin him and i already went out wif him lik 3 times b4 and he dumped me all the times but i still rely lik him and alot of ppl make fun of me for it and i hate how no one understands mee

how can i get them 2 stopp??

you can. just because others dont find him attractive doesnt mean you cant. you you just have to put up with all the teasing and continue likeing him, because he must have a good personality.

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Anyone know where i can get audio files of David Gallagher or Clay Aiken or maybe even some good songs??

you can download the free version of kaza at www.kazaa.com, or you can can use napster, but you'll have to buy all the songs. hope i helped.

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what should i do?my friend is nice to me but she
doesn't talk to me as much she talkes to other people she doesn't even know i feel as if she trys to not talk to me plz HEPL me?

she sounds like a really social person that is so busy talking to everyone, that she doesnt talk to you as much. set her aside and say you feel a little ignored and left out. if shes a good friend, she'll understand and pay a little more attention to you. =)

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Okay so my friend just told me that my other friend got raped about 2 years ago.. and I am just now finding this out. And oh my god, I didn't believe her at first, but I know she wouldn't lie about something like this. Ah I am in total shock, I like still can't believe it. I just don't want to believe it... oh my god but I really need to tell my mom, she's good friends with my friend's mom and she deserves to know. But how in the world do I tell her? I like can't come right out and say it.. ahh I really just want to forget about all this though... HELP!!

i wouldnt say anything because maybe the friend that got raped didnt want you to know, and telling an adult would only upset her. talk to her about it and see how she is doing emotionally. ask her if she would like you to arrange someone to talk to about it, but if she wants to keep it to herself, let her. getting raped is something that the victim has to deal with herself if she wants to.

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if u make a guy laugh and u talk 2 him a lot and he talks 2 u does it mean he likes u??

most likely, or he could just be being nice. but if you can sense that flirty vibe between you, that yes, he likes you. =)

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